Group Therapy! Need to blow off some steam? Mega salty? Here's the place!

  • PopeNeia's Avatar
    Darkmaster 640 841 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 2 years ago

    Playing Arena.

    Opponent has an Arcane Luminary on board and another 6/4.

    I rush into the 6/4 because his hand is empty

    Topdeck Arcane Orb into disgusting Evocation RNG

    yeah, fuck that

     

    This ain't no place for a hero

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  • PopeNeia's Avatar
    Darkmaster 640 841 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 2 years ago

    HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO FIGHT PALADIN?

    PLAY CARDS AND YOU GET FUCKED

    PLAY SPELLS AND YOU GET FUCKED

    ATTACK WITH YOUR MINIONS AND YOU GET FUCKED

    LEAVE EVEN 1 MINION ALIVE AND YOU STILL GET FUCKED

    This ain't no place for a hero

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  • kaladin's Avatar
    365 396 Posts Joined 03/13/2019
    Posted 2 years ago
    Quote From PopeNeia

    HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO FIGHT PALADIN?

    PLAY CARDS AND YOU GET FUCKED

    PLAY SPELLS AND YOU GET FUCKED

    ATTACK WITH YOUR MINIONS AND YOU GET FUCKED

    LEAVE EVEN 1 MINION ALIVE AND YOU STILL GET FUCKED

    Silence, 0-cost spells, hard removal, Lifesteal, and then concede because even that's not enough.

    worst community ever

    -1
  • kaladin's Avatar
    365 396 Posts Joined 03/13/2019
    Posted 2 years ago

    turn 8 solitaire otk.......

     

    edit: I see.  If it wasn't obvious to everyone else yet, just look at how my posts get downvoted vs how everyone else gets upvoted, for the same shit.

    worst community ever

    -5
  • Whodatninja's Avatar
    140 20 Posts Joined 09/16/2019
    Posted 2 years ago

    Win streak ended thanks to getting dumped by battle.net. Shit.

    WARING THIS GAME IS A WAST OF TIME & 100% RIGGED

    -markcooper

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  • kaladin's Avatar
    365 396 Posts Joined 03/13/2019
    Posted 2 years ago

    20 minutes of perfect flawless play but doesnt matter one bit because i didnt draw reno in my first 22 cards.

    worst community ever

    -3
  • kaladin's Avatar
    365 396 Posts Joined 03/13/2019
    Posted 2 years ago

    salty about hearthstone and posting about it

    worst community ever

    -5
  • kaladin's Avatar
    365 396 Posts Joined 03/13/2019
    Posted 2 years ago

    there exist way too many uninteractive solitaire decks

     your fun is wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong.

     

    the ONLY enjoyable heartshtone is ignoring the board and vomitting your entire hand in one otk.  you are WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG if you think otherwise.  unitsntall. deelete your entire life.  because you are WRONG.

    worst community ever

    -4
  • agentmcr's Avatar
    495 40 Posts Joined 06/12/2019
    Posted 2 years ago

    OK, Raza priest getting Coldarra Drake from Dragonqueen Alexstrasza is not cool.

    It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

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  • kaladin's Avatar
    365 396 Posts Joined 03/13/2019
    Posted 2 years ago

    things im not allowed to do:

    • draw my win condition in the first 25 cards
    • post salt in the salt thread on OOC

    why do you guys downvote me for posting salt here but upvote everyone else?

     

    edit: what do you know, ANOTHER loss because i didnt draw my win con in the first 20 cards.  entirely my fault for drawing poorly.  perfect play literally doesnt matter.

     

    i dont spam, i post salt in the salt thread, yet you all still downvote me. what the fuck is wrong with you

    cool cool cool coool opponent deleted around 2/3 of my deck.  i

    worst community ever

    -5
  • kaladin's Avatar
    365 396 Posts Joined 03/13/2019
    Posted 2 years ago

    bye guys, this site is trash. mods dont remove harassment posts, and im accused of being a salt train. 

    worst community ever

    -5
  • PopeNeia's Avatar
    Darkmaster 640 841 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 2 years ago

    I would rather fight 100 paladins in a row than fight a single druid. Scummy deck for a scummy class, what are you even supposed to do against it

    This ain't no place for a hero

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  • GerritDeMan's Avatar
    Unicorn Reveler 525 264 Posts Joined 05/28/2019
    Posted 2 years ago

    As if Riot's most recent balance update wasn't horrible enough, I now also continuously get absolutely fucked at the foundry encounter in lab of legends because they vomit out a full board of 1 cost bullshit on turn one next to their free professor von Yipp while even with their foundry I still draw like absolute shit (of course with about 30 cards and 10 mushrooms I drew 5 mushrooms within 3 draws).

    If there was one thing the foundry encounter did not need it was more highroll bullshit.

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  • Whodatninja's Avatar
    140 20 Posts Joined 09/16/2019
    Posted 2 years ago

    Well fuck. Who needs to play well when you can just find double Incanter's, draw half your deck, drop double ring toss for 2 mana each, and cheap burn for days? Fuckin' deck pilots itself.

    WARING THIS GAME IS A WAST OF TIME & 100% RIGGED

    -markcooper

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  • sebomatikus's Avatar
    Face Collector 490 66 Posts Joined 03/31/2019
    Posted 2 years ago



    Great new card, Blizzard.

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  • Bluelights's Avatar
    425 397 Posts Joined 04/02/2019
    Posted 2 years ago

    Who the hell thought 1 mana counterspell was a good idea

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  • Bluelights's Avatar
    425 397 Posts Joined 04/02/2019
    Posted 1 year, 12 months ago

    Why is playing against priest such an insufferable experience? Doesn't even matter if I win or lose I just feel angry the entire match

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  • GerritDeMan's Avatar
    Unicorn Reveler 525 264 Posts Joined 05/28/2019
    Posted 1 year, 12 months ago

    I died to a 1.1% lethal in Battlegrounds

    The game after that I died to a 6.4% lethal.

     

    ThAnKs BaTtLeGrOuNdS!

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  • JackJimson's Avatar
    670 673 Posts Joined 11/19/2019
    Posted 1 year, 11 months ago

    #deletepriest

    Not fun when they discover into discover into discover their combo clear. 4 set discover pool esp with new core set is too good for priest.

    I'd rather lose to face hunter any day over BS priest.

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  • RangDipkin's Avatar
    Rexxar 350 141 Posts Joined 05/30/2019
    Posted 1 year, 11 months ago

    Ugh, after some bad beats from a few of the cards listed below I wanted to pour out some pent-up Standard mode salt.  However, I know nothing about game balance so this is more of a cursing into the void than trying to start a discussion (hence the salt thread).

    Cards that make me salty whenever I see them because I've felt they're too strong for the mana cost from Day 1:

    Similarly, there are cards I've felt are mistakes not because of their inherent strength, but because they limit the design space/are always on the verge of causing a salt storm:

    In contrast there are cards that raise my sodium when I face them but still feel fair for the mana cost:

    Lastly there are cards that make me salty because I wanted them to rotate out of the core set/was tired of seeing them:

    I would like to take the mothers of all of these cards out for a nice seafood dinner and then never call them again.

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