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I do my best to make dinner as many nights as possible so our family can sit around the table together and talk over a home-cooked meal. Last night (my daughter): "This smells like school lunch." (sees my shocked reaction) "But don't worry it tastes like home" WTF?

I do my best to make dinner as many nights as possible so our family can sit around the table together and talk over a home-cooked meal. Last night (my daughter): "This smells like school lunch." (sees my shocked reaction) "But don't worry it tastes like home" WTF?

Alkali Layke

Posted 3 years, 7 months ago (Source)

I do my best to make dinner as many nights as possible so our family can sit around the table together and talk over a home-cooked meal. Last night (my daughter): "This smells like school lunch." (sees my shocked reaction) "But don't worry it tastes like home" WTF?

ZombiesGoNomNom

Posted 3 years, 7 months ago (Source)

@alkali_layke https://t.co/KB4B8fJxyg

Alkali Layke

Posted 3 years, 7 months ago (Source)

@ZombiesGoNomNom These are nights I drink wine.

Zabracus

Posted 3 years, 7 months ago (Source)

@alkali_layke But what did you make? 👀

Alkali Layke

Posted 3 years, 7 months ago (Source)

@Zabracus Delicious BBQ chicken with the most perfect skin EVER!

OhhGarrett

Posted 3 years, 7 months ago (Source)

@alkali_layke @Zabracus Maybe it was the sauce? Sweet baby rays? Lol. I bet it was amazing!

Alkali Layke

Posted 3 years, 7 months ago (Source)

@OhhGarrett @Zabracus Just posted in tweet

Booga_boy

Posted 3 years, 7 months ago (Source)

@Zabracus @alkali_layke Was this what was served? https://t.co/5YEaJXAYbf

Alkali Layke

Posted 3 years, 7 months ago (Source)

@Booga_boy @Zabracus Grrrrrrr

24Ryangreene

Posted 3 years, 7 months ago (Source)

@alkali_layke That is SOOOO not true!!! She and I will need to have a talk 😆😆😆

Alkali Layke

Posted 3 years, 7 months ago (Source)

@24Ryangreene Thank you!

ZacharyPeklo

Posted 3 years, 7 months ago (Source)

@alkali_layke I mean did it though? https://t.co/677hs3KLCK

Alkali Layke

Posted 3 years, 7 months ago (Source)

@ZacharyPeklo No! It was delicious BBQ chicken!

powah_unlimited

Posted 3 years, 7 months ago (Source)

@alkali_layke https://t.co/lVBGEUrATy

Alkali Layke

Posted 3 years, 7 months ago (Source)

@powah_unlimited My ego is bruised. Badly.

crailus

Posted 3 years, 7 months ago (Source)

@alkali_layke I could go for some school lunch. That cardboard/wax pizza smell...yum. 😂

GuyGrumpy

Posted 3 years, 7 months ago (Source)

@crailus @alkali_layke I find myself sometimes craving one of those school lunch square pizzas (and sometimes the gluey mac & cheese). Ah, the memories!

Alkali Layke

Posted 3 years, 7 months ago (Source)

@GuyGrumpy @crailus I loved school French bread pizza

HexxMage

Posted 3 years, 7 months ago (Source)

@alkali_layke I still wanna know you get them to talk to each other my two just fight at the table 😂😂

Alkali Layke

Posted 3 years, 7 months ago (Source)

@HexxMage Well, let's be honest here... - one refused to talk and shoved their mouth full constantly to have an excuse - the other cried over a lost $3 necklace for 20 minutes - the dog had gas 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

kb7rkyNewAcct

Posted 3 years, 7 months ago (Source)

@alkali_layke Welp...send the child back. Her warranty's expired 😝

Alkali Layke

Posted 3 years, 7 months ago (Source)

@kb7rkyNewAcct True

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I do my best to make dinner as many nights as possible so our family can sit around the table together and talk over a home-cooked meal.

Last night (my daughter):

"This smells like school lunch."
(sees my shocked reaction)
"But don't worry it tastes like home"

WTF? (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1486736204829577223">Alkali Layke</a>)
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@alkali_layke https://t.co/KB4B8fJxyg (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1486736909875490817">None</a>)
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@ZombiesGoNomNom These are nights I drink wine. (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1486737081942507529">Alkali Layke</a>)
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@alkali_layke But what did you make? 👀 (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1486739517335740416">None</a>)
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@Zabracus Delicious BBQ chicken with the most perfect skin EVER! (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1486740274969661442">Alkali Layke</a>)
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@alkali_layke @Zabracus Maybe it was the sauce? Sweet baby rays? Lol. I bet it was amazing! (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1486743403484254218">None</a>)
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@OhhGarrett @Zabracus Just posted in tweet (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1486745277985738754">Alkali Layke</a>)
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@Zabracus @alkali_layke Was this what was served? https://t.co/5YEaJXAYbf (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1486740585700544515">None</a>)
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@Booga_boy @Zabracus Grrrrrrr (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1486740739459457030">Alkali Layke</a>)
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@alkali_layke That is SOOOO not true!!! She and I will need to have a talk 😆😆😆 (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1486739467209633792">None</a>)
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@24Ryangreene Thank you! (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1486740061689311234">Alkali Layke</a>)
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@alkali_layke I mean did it though? https://t.co/677hs3KLCK (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1486737910724501505">None</a>)
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@ZacharyPeklo No! It was delicious BBQ chicken! (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1486740005473054726">Alkali Layke</a>)
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@alkali_layke https://t.co/lVBGEUrATy (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1486742467080867840">None</a>)
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@powah_unlimited My ego is bruised. Badly. (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1486742694135173120">Alkali Layke</a>)
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@alkali_layke I could go for some school lunch. That cardboard/wax pizza smell...yum. 😂 (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1486739835008258052">None</a>)
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@crailus @alkali_layke I find myself sometimes craving one of those school lunch square pizzas (and sometimes the gluey mac & cheese). Ah, the memories! (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1486745212126830602">None</a>)
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@GuyGrumpy @crailus I loved school French bread pizza (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1486745352535363588">Alkali Layke</a>)
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@alkali_layke I still wanna know you get them to talk to each other my two just fight at the table 😂😂 (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1486747416678252549">None</a>)
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@HexxMage Well, let's be honest here...
- one refused to talk and shoved their mouth full constantly to have an excuse
- the other cried over a lost $3 necklace for 20 minutes
- the dog had gas
🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️ (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1486748231065239556">Alkali Layke</a>)
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@alkali_layke Welp...send the child back. Her warranty's expired 😝 (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1486789892348669953">None</a>)
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@kb7rkyNewAcct True (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1486794388382490626">Alkali Layke</a>)
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I do my best to make dinner as many nights as possible so our family can sit around the table together and talk over a home-cooked meal.

Last night (my daughter):

"This smells like school lunch."
(sees my shocked reaction)
"But don't worry it tastes like home"

WTF? (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1486736204829577223">Source</a>)

@alkali_layke https://t.co/KB4B8fJxyg

@ZombiesGoNomNom These are nights I drink wine. (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1486737081942507529">Source</a>)
 
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@alkali_layke But what did you make? 👀

@Zabracus Delicious BBQ chicken with the most perfect skin EVER! (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1486740274969661442">Source</a>)

@alkali_layke @Zabracus Maybe it was the sauce? Sweet baby rays? Lol. I bet it was amazing!

@OhhGarrett @Zabracus Just posted in tweet (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1486745277985738754">Source</a>)
 
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@Zabracus @alkali_layke Was this what was served? https://t.co/5YEaJXAYbf

@Booga_boy @Zabracus Grrrrrrr (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1486740739459457030">Source</a>)
 
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@alkali_layke That is SOOOO not true!!! She and I will need to have a talk 😆😆😆

@24Ryangreene Thank you! (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1486740061689311234">Source</a>)
 
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@alkali_layke I mean did it though? https://t.co/677hs3KLCK

@ZacharyPeklo No! It was delicious BBQ chicken! (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1486740005473054726">Source</a>)
 
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@alkali_layke https://t.co/lVBGEUrATy

@powah_unlimited My ego is bruised. Badly. (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1486742694135173120">Source</a>)
 
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@alkali_layke I could go for some school lunch. That cardboard/wax pizza smell...yum. 😂

@crailus @alkali_layke I find myself sometimes craving one of those school lunch square pizzas (and sometimes the gluey mac &amp; cheese). Ah, the memories!

@GuyGrumpy @crailus I loved school French bread pizza (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1486745352535363588">Source</a>)
 
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@alkali_layke I still wanna know you get them to talk to each other my two just fight at the table 😂😂

@HexxMage Well, let's be honest here...
- one refused to talk and shoved their mouth full constantly to have an excuse
- the other cried over a lost $3 necklace for 20 minutes
- the dog had gas
🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️ (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1486748231065239556">Source</a>)
 
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@alkali_layke Welp...send the child back. Her warranty's expired 😝

@kb7rkyNewAcct True (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1486794388382490626">Source</a>)
 
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I do my best to make dinner as many nights as possible so our family can sit around the table together and talk over a home-cooked meal. Last night (my daughter): "This smells like school lunch." (sees my shocked reaction) "But don't worry it tastes like home" WTF?

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