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You wake up in VFX jail. What did you do? https://t.co/pfkFmCd1nJ

You wake up in VFX jail. What did you do? https://t.co/pfkFmCd1nJ

  • hadidjahb

    Posted 3 years, 10 months ago (Source)
    You wake up in VFX jail. What did you do? https://t.co/pfkFmCd1nJ
    • hadidjahb

      Posted 3 years, 10 months ago (Source)
      -Third offense for fraud claiming to have developed an intuitive, sustainable naming convention -Attempting to fashion a deadly weapon from the term “gameplay clarity” -Framed Unreal for reckless endangerment of a CPU. Evidence found a 58-emitter file with my commits all over it
      • hadidjahb

        Posted 3 years, 10 months ago (Source)
        -Smuggled a 27-branch FSM hack in to bypass an engineering supply issue. Witnesses heard me yelling “It was important to Design!” as they drug me out. -Held in contempt for swearing (that I could find a spot for it in my schedule)
        • hadidjahb

          Posted 3 years, 10 months ago (Source)
          Thankfully no one in the pen bothers with me after word got out about the 2300-task spreadsheet calculating all possible permutations of effects by element, mechanic, and power level. You don’t mess with the crazy ones.
          • Linus Flink

            Posted 3 years, 10 months ago (Source)
            @hadidjahb Could also be titled “how I learned jira bulk import is capped at 250 tasks”. They’re still around btw if you want to make a few.
        • Linus Flink

          Posted 3 years, 10 months ago (Source)
          @hadidjahb We were upgrading playmaker recently and someone asked about ones we should make sure to check so they still work. Guess what monstrosity I pulled up.



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