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You wake up in VFX jail. What did you do? https://t.co/pfkFmCd1nJ

You wake up in VFX jail. What did you do? https://t.co/pfkFmCd1nJ

hadidjahb

Posted 3 years, 10 months ago (Source)

You wake up in VFX jail. What did you do? https://t.co/pfkFmCd1nJ

hadidjahb

Posted 3 years, 10 months ago (Source)

-Third offense for fraud claiming to have developed an intuitive, sustainable naming convention -Attempting to fashion a deadly weapon from the term “gameplay clarity” -Framed Unreal for reckless endangerment of a CPU. Evidence found a 58-emitter file with my commits all over it

hadidjahb

Posted 3 years, 10 months ago (Source)

-Smuggled a 27-branch FSM hack in to bypass an engineering supply issue. Witnesses heard me yelling “It was important to Design!” as they drug me out. -Held in contempt for swearing (that I could find a spot for it in my schedule)

hadidjahb

Posted 3 years, 10 months ago (Source)

Thankfully no one in the pen bothers with me after word got out about the 2300-task spreadsheet calculating all possible permutations of effects by element, mechanic, and power level. You don’t mess with the crazy ones.

Linus Flink

Posted 3 years, 10 months ago (Source)

@hadidjahb Could also be titled “how I learned jira bulk import is capped at 250 tasks”. They’re still around btw if you want to make a few.

Linus Flink

Posted 3 years, 10 months ago (Source)

@hadidjahb We were upgrading playmaker recently and someone asked about ones we should make sure to check so they still work. Guess what monstrosity I pulled up.

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You wake up in VFX jail. What did you do? https://t.co/pfkFmCd1nJ (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1508126514725892098">None</a>)
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-Third offense for fraud claiming to have developed an intuitive, sustainable naming convention
-Attempting to fashion a deadly weapon from the term “gameplay clarity”
-Framed Unreal for reckless endangerment of a CPU. Evidence found a 58-emitter file with my commits all over it (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1508207896365916162">None</a>)
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-Smuggled a 27-branch FSM hack in to bypass an engineering supply issue. Witnesses heard me yelling “It was important to Design!” as they drug me out.
-Held in contempt for swearing (that I could find a spot for it in my schedule) (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1508207897435541506">None</a>)
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Thankfully no one in the pen bothers with me after word got out about the 2300-task spreadsheet calculating all possible permutations of effects by element, mechanic, and power level.
You don’t mess with the crazy ones. (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1508207898987360261">None</a>)
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@hadidjahb Could also be titled “how I learned jira bulk import is capped at 250 tasks”. They’re still around btw if you want to make a few. (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1508209379278950404">Linus Flink</a>)
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@hadidjahb We were upgrading playmaker recently and someone asked about ones we should make sure to check so they still work. Guess what monstrosity I pulled up. (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1508209005683871744">Linus Flink</a>)
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You wake up in VFX jail. What did you do? https://t.co/pfkFmCd1nJ

-Third offense for fraud claiming to have developed an intuitive, sustainable naming convention
-Attempting to fashion a deadly weapon from the term “gameplay clarity”
-Framed Unreal for reckless endangerment of a CPU. Evidence found a 58-emitter file with my commits all over it

-Smuggled a 27-branch FSM hack in to bypass an engineering supply issue. Witnesses heard me yelling “It was important to Design!” as they drug me out.
-Held in contempt for swearing (that I could find a spot for it in my schedule)

Thankfully no one in the pen bothers with me after word got out about the 2300-task spreadsheet calculating all possible permutations of effects by element, mechanic, and power level.
You don’t mess with the crazy ones.

@hadidjahb Could also be titled “how I learned jira bulk import is capped at 250 tasks”. They’re still around btw if you want to make a few. (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1508209379278950404">Source</a>)
 
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@hadidjahb We were upgrading playmaker recently and someone asked about ones we should make sure to check so they still work. Guess what monstrosity I pulled up. (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1508209005683871744">Source</a>)
 
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