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Things said in my house: Him: "Two dinosaurs in one room is too many." Me: "I can switch one with a pirate, a monkey or an astronaut." Him: "Let's go with the astronaut." Me: "Not the monkey?" Him: (odd look) Me: FINE.

Things said in my house: Him: "Two dinosaurs in one room is too many." Me: "I can switch one with a pirate, a monkey or an astronaut." Him: "Let's go with the astronaut." Me: "Not the monkey?" Him: (odd look) Me: FINE.

  • Alkali Layke

    Posted 2 years, 11 months ago (Source)
    Things said in my house: Him: "Two dinosaurs in one room is too many." Me: "I can switch one with a pirate, a monkey or an astronaut." Him: "Let's go with the astronaut." Me: "Not the monkey?" Him: (odd look) Me: FINE.
    • GarrettArt

      Posted 2 years, 11 months ago (Source)
      @alkali_layke Astronaut over monkey every day. But also no such thing as too many dinos.
      • Alkali Layke

        Posted 2 years, 11 months ago (Source)
        @GarrettArt To be fair...I don't have a single monkey in that room (yet). Some rooms have 3
      • WmAJensen

        Posted 2 years, 11 months ago (Source)
        @GarrettArt @alkali_layke Astronaut monkey?
        • Alkali Layke

          Posted 2 years, 11 months ago (Source)
          @WmAJensen @GarrettArt Could be. I guess we don't know what's under that helmet. https://t.co/PkXjA6399Y
      • Happy_SlapCat

        Posted 2 years, 11 months ago (Source)
        @GarrettArt @alkali_layke Jeff Goldblum would disagree https://t.co/J5WOQUnMmM
        • Alkali Layke

          Posted 2 years, 11 months ago (Source)
          @Happy_SlapCat @GarrettArt Okay... so I have Jeff Goldblum pillow and it's perfection
    • m160k

      Posted 2 years, 11 months ago (Source)
      @alkali_layke That's just infantile.
      • Alkali Layke

        Posted 2 years, 11 months ago (Source)
        @m160k Baby dinosaur it is. Infantile sounds excellent. Thanks for the fabulous idea.



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