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These targeted FB marketplace ads... they think I'm a freak. I was just trying to find a cute corner arm chair!! I swear!! (The alt text on image 2 will not disappoint) https://t.co/kTAJE76RD5

These targeted FB marketplace ads... they think I'm a freak. I was just trying to find a cute corner arm chair!! I swear!! (The alt text on image 2 will not disappoint) https://t.co/kTAJE76RD5

Alkali Layke

Posted 2 years, 11 months ago (Source)

These targeted FB marketplace ads... they think I'm a freak. I was just trying to find a cute corner arm chair!! I swear!! (The alt text on image 2 will not disappoint) https://t.co/kTAJE76RD5

GilneanR

Posted 2 years, 11 months ago (Source)

@alkali_layke I think image 2 is a Tardigrade? Can't say I've ever seen a plush of one though

Alkali Layke

Posted 2 years, 11 months ago (Source)

@GilneanR Oh! A water bear... you're right. Well played FB. NOW I WANT IT.

BabyBearHS

Posted 2 years, 11 months ago (Source)

@alkali_layke I think it's not a platypus but a microscopic thingie, idk the name in English 😂😂

Alkali Layke

Posted 2 years, 11 months ago (Source)

@BabyBearHS Yes! The amazing people of Twitter have informed me that this is a water bear. And so FB was right...I WANT IT! But I draw the line at the feet.

BabyBearHS

Posted 2 years, 11 months ago (Source)

@alkali_layke Oh it's the same in Dutch "waterbeertje"! And really, you don't want a nice pair of silicone female feet?!

Alkali Layke

Posted 2 years, 11 months ago (Source)

@BabyBearHS I suppose they could make a nice lamp. And that toenail color is very nice.

ThisWeekinHS

Posted 2 years, 11 months ago (Source)

@alkali_layke @BabyBearHS https://t.co/ZwyupBeJbT

Alkali Layke

Posted 2 years, 11 months ago (Source)

@ThisWeekinHS @BabyBearHS Get out of my head!

Missbowers11

Posted 2 years, 11 months ago (Source)

@alkali_layke So which one did you get? 🤣

Alkali Layke

Posted 2 years, 11 months ago (Source)

@Missbowers11 I really want that water bear.

Missbowers11

Posted 2 years, 11 months ago (Source)

@alkali_layke i'll print you this dapper boi https://t.co/FULVXhDfxJ

Alkali Layke

Posted 2 years, 11 months ago (Source)

@Missbowers11 I'm just now getting to this! Oh my goodness... that is.... wow. He's somethin' 🤣🤣

Missbowers11

Posted 2 years, 11 months ago (Source)

@alkali_layke Just need you to dox yourself and he is yours

Alkali Layke

Posted 2 years, 11 months ago (Source)

@Missbowers11 I'm trying to decide if it's too weird! (Even for me)

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These targeted FB marketplace ads... they think I'm a freak.

I was just trying to find a cute corner arm chair!! I swear!!

(The alt text on image 2 will not disappoint) https://t.co/kTAJE76RD5 (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1613518959609008128">Alkali Layke</a>)
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@alkali_layke I think image 2 is a Tardigrade? Can't say I've ever seen a plush of one though (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1613519908041592832">None</a>)
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@GilneanR Oh! A water bear... you're right.

Well played FB.
NOW I WANT IT. (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1613520177098027008">Alkali Layke</a>)
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@alkali_layke I think it's not a platypus but a microscopic thingie, idk the name in English 😂😂 (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1613520761376985088">None</a>)
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@BabyBearHS Yes! The amazing people of Twitter have informed me that this is a water bear.

And so FB was right...I WANT IT! But I draw the line at the feet. (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1613521111727362048">Alkali Layke</a>)
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@alkali_layke Oh it's the same in Dutch "waterbeertje"!

And really, you don't want a nice pair of silicone female feet?! (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1613521439734259715">None</a>)
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@BabyBearHS I suppose they could make a nice lamp. And that toenail color is very nice. (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1613521695138287616">Alkali Layke</a>)
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@alkali_layke @BabyBearHS https://t.co/ZwyupBeJbT (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1613522721039679490">None</a>)
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@ThisWeekinHS @BabyBearHS Get out of my head! (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1613522969871155200">Alkali Layke</a>)
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@alkali_layke So which one did you get? 🤣 (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1613535490988285952">None</a>)
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@Missbowers11 I really want that water bear. (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1613540050754736130">Alkali Layke</a>)
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@alkali_layke i'll print you this dapper boi https://t.co/FULVXhDfxJ (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1613569346038632448">None</a>)
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@Missbowers11 I'm just now getting to this! Oh my goodness... that is.... wow.

He's somethin' 🤣🤣 (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1613711325276016641">Alkali Layke</a>)
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@alkali_layke Just need you to dox yourself and he is yours (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1613725709754580993">None</a>)
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@Missbowers11 I'm trying to decide if it's too weird! (Even for me) (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1613727372104327169">Alkali Layke</a>)
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These targeted FB marketplace ads... they think I'm a freak.

I was just trying to find a cute corner arm chair!! I swear!!

(The alt text on image 2 will not disappoint) https://t.co/kTAJE76RD5 (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1613518959609008128">Source</a>)

@alkali_layke I think image 2 is a Tardigrade? Can't say I've ever seen a plush of one though

@GilneanR Oh! A water bear... you're right.

Well played FB.
NOW I WANT IT. (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1613520177098027008">Source</a>)
 
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@alkali_layke I think it's not a platypus but a microscopic thingie, idk the name in English 😂😂

@BabyBearHS Yes! The amazing people of Twitter have informed me that this is a water bear.

And so FB was right...I WANT IT! But I draw the line at the feet. (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1613521111727362048">Source</a>)

@alkali_layke Oh it's the same in Dutch "waterbeertje"!

And really, you don't want a nice pair of silicone female feet?!

@BabyBearHS I suppose they could make a nice lamp. And that toenail color is very nice. (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1613521695138287616">Source</a>)

@alkali_layke @BabyBearHS https://t.co/ZwyupBeJbT

@ThisWeekinHS @BabyBearHS Get out of my head! (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1613522969871155200">Source</a>)
 
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@alkali_layke So which one did you get? 🤣

@Missbowers11 I really want that water bear. (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1613540050754736130">Source</a>)

@alkali_layke i'll print you this dapper boi https://t.co/FULVXhDfxJ

@Missbowers11 I'm just now getting to this! Oh my goodness... that is.... wow.

He's somethin' 🤣🤣 (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1613711325276016641">Source</a>)

@alkali_layke Just need you to dox yourself and he is yours

@Missbowers11 I'm trying to decide if it's too weird! (Even for me) (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1613727372104327169">Source</a>)
 
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