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Wife: “How many tortillas did you eat today?!” Me: “… a- a normal amount…”

Wife: “How many tortillas did you eat today?!” Me: “… a- a normal amount…”

hsdecktech

Posted 1 year, 4 months ago (Source)

Wife: “How many tortillas did you eat today?!” Me: “… a- a normal amount…”

dnice417

Posted 1 year, 4 months ago (Source)

@hsdecktech Your wife still leaves you home alone after all these shenanigans?

hsdecktech

Posted 1 year, 4 months ago (Source)

@dnice417 Her work has forced her to leave me unattended 3 days a week.

Kurt50A

Posted 1 year, 4 months ago (Source)

@hsdecktech Did she ask the follow up question, "What is a normal amount?"

hsdecktech

Posted 1 year, 4 months ago (Source)

@Kurt50A She didn’t, but the answer is definitely 4, right?

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Wife: “How many tortillas did you eat today?!”

Me: “… a- a normal amount…” (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1661907560226758656">hsdecktech</a>)
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@hsdecktech Your wife still leaves you home alone after all these shenanigans? (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1661915250344509440">None</a>)
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@dnice417 Her work has forced her to leave me unattended 3 days a week. (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1661915539571351557">hsdecktech</a>)
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@hsdecktech Did she ask the follow up question, "What is a normal amount?" (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1661910205867728897">None</a>)
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@Kurt50A She didn’t, but the answer is definitely 4, right? (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1661911554420539393">hsdecktech</a>)
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