Hear ye, Hear ye! A newe Steam Feste hath beygne, and we shalle returne to the Darke Ages therfore. Verily, 'tis the Steam Medieval Fest!
Hearken unto this tale of returning nigh unto an hundred winters' pass. 'Tis a quest of might and main, where thou shalt seize thy trusty sword and buckler, and embark upon a ferocious adventure, with castle walls of yore looming afar in the wilderness. Hearken well, thou seeker of virtue, 'til April's twenty-seventh day, thou shalt possess power to save a great summe of gold in tokens, wherewith thou may'st be taken unto a bygone era of less wondrous contrivance.
Hear ye, good gentles! Doth thou espy any wares thou wouldstst thy heart's desire in the course of the Fest? Are there an especial bargain or two thou wouldst have us make known to thee? Pray, let thy remarks be writ in the comments beneath.
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