Sir Buff-a-Lot's Lost Mix Tape

I like big buffs and I can not lie

You other players can't deny

When you land a Round 1 Omen Hawk

And then recall it back

You get psyched, want to drop it again

'Cause then your giving your top decks +2/+2

Big stats for nominal mana

Even better if you hit a Braum

Oh baby I wanna see big numbers

And take your screenshot

My colleagues tried to warn me

But the memes you got makes me so giggly

Ooh then there's Avarosan Hearthguard

And it can combo into Dusk And DawnBADCARDNAME?

Well that's +3/+3 to the entire deck

And I get some thick ephemerals too.

So fellas?  Fellas?  You want to make some big meme plays?

Tell 'em to buff that--buff that--buff that entire deck.

In all seriousness: please don't play this.  :-P