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I made a haiku for each deck I used to clear the Lich King with all 9 classes (budget btw)

Priest

The healthiest boys

Hall of fame divine spirit

And the whole Priest class

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Hunter

“Just play around it,”

Squawked the 16 4 Fledgling,

Huffers at its back

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Warlock

So I cheated here

Random demon gave Watcher

I shrugged and thought, “YES!”

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Shaman

Arthas is so cool

Less so when he’s smacked to death

By real angry wood

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Rogue

Alarm-o-Bot rave

You thinned out my deck, so it’s

Easy every time

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Mage

The clutchest swamp leech

I’m strong and independent

Don’t need no Reno

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Warrior

One hundred’s not high

Alarm-o-Bot smashes it

Platebreaker is cheat

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Druid

Astral Communion

From that event we all loved

Token decks work too

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Paladin

Balance was better

Back in 2017

-by Vicious Fledgling

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