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The Out of Games game! Sidequest is an on-site RPG which the community plays together. Level up, defeat foes, and build the village.

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Bosses

One health pool, everybody swinging. Three attacks a day, and loot for every hit.

Oozefest

The Bone Broker

LIVE

who sells what he steals

18,171 / 100,000 HP (18.2%)

  • Scorched 45m
  • Burning x2 45m
  • Brittle 10m

October 8 to October 13 ยท Eastern

Who is this?

He arrived with a handcart, a ledger and no skin, and by the second night half the camp's stores were in his sack. Nobody saw him take anything. Everybody signed something.

The Bone Broker does not fight for ground and he does not eat. He trades. He will sell you back your own iron at four times what it cost you, and he will do it politely, and the terms will be written down in a hand that looks a great deal like yours. The patterns in his sack are not his either: tier two came out of somebody's workshop, and he is asking a price for it.

His bones are held together by the deal and nothing else. Break enough of them and the ledger stops balancing, and everything he is holding falls out at once.

Camp defenses: +60% No Sugar Rush. Eat a candy first.

Top damage

  1. 1 FrostyFeet 5,387
  2. 2 Pezman 5,291
  3. 3 SpookySpooky 4,245
  4. 4 sule 4,004
  5. 5 madcat 3,780
  6. 6 Fluxflashor 3,199
  7. 7 aepoth 3,150
  8. 8 lukipr0 2,592
  9. 9 Demonxz95 2,212
  10. 10 bananenparty 1,671

The story so far

  1. Chapter 1 DEFEATED

    Gourdon the Rotten

    the pumpkin that would not stay carved

    Gourdon came apart in the middle of the field and the grins went out one by one, all the way down the rows. What is left is seed and pulp and a green stain in the soil that nobody wants to touch. The harvest is ruined. The camp is not. Somebody has already started carving a wall out of the pieces.

  2. Chapter 2 LIVE

    The Bone Broker

    who sells what he steals

    A merchant walked into camp with a full sack and an empty face. Half the storehouse is gone and the other half has a price on it. The Bone Broker is taking offers at the edge of the firelight, and the camp has decided to make one of its own.

  3. Chapter 3 LOCKED

    Arrives October 14

  4. Chapter 4 LOCKED

    Arrives October 20

  5. Chapter 5 LOCKED

    Arrives October 26