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Sometimes I wonder why men don't talk to me while I'm out and about like in the cute movies. But then I remember that I dress like a 13 year old boy and I have full elaborate conversations with my dog in public. I look fucking crazy.

Sometimes I wonder why men don't talk to me while I'm out and about like in the cute movies. But then I remember that I dress like a 13 year old boy and I have full elaborate conversations with my dog in public. I look fucking crazy.

  • Cora
    Posted 4 years, 1 month ago (Source)
    Sometimes I wonder why men don't talk to me while I'm out and about like in the cute movies. But then I remember that I dress like a 13 year old boy and I have full elaborate conversations with my dog in public. I look fucking crazy.

    • bmkibler
      Posted 4 years, 1 month ago (Source)
      @Songbird_HS Also the alternative is more likely men being super creepy to you

      • Cora
        Posted 4 years, 1 month ago (Source)
        @bmkibler I said the cute movies not the true crime documentaries >_<

        • jcandance
          Posted 4 years, 1 month ago (Source)
          @Songbird_HS @bmkibler I think you need to be a single mom trying to make a go of it, or you have to work 80 hours and not have time for a relationship. Also i think it has to be around Christmas. And i think Santa has to be a relative, or something....

          • AvantiesHS
            Posted 4 years, 1 month ago (Source)
            @jcandance @Songbird_HS @bmkibler Sounds like Hallmark Christmas Town with Candace Cameron Buere, the downfall of having a wife who watches Hallmark Christmas movies year round I've probably seen them all.

            • Cora
              Posted 4 years, 1 month ago (Source)
              @AvantiesHS @jcandance @bmkibler Is that the one where she's a doctor in Alaska and she dates Santa's son? I mean never heard of it I have no idea what you're talking about.

    • purplepanda0907
      Posted 4 years, 1 month ago (Source)
      @Songbird_HS Ah yes. This is me right now in public...wearing a pikachu shirt. Lots of "thats a cool shirt" comments today-though. https://t.co/24MQn4fxHO

      • Cora
        Posted 4 years, 1 month ago (Source)
        @purplepanda0907 I LOVE YOUR WALLET IT IS SO CUTE

        • purplepanda0907
          Posted 4 years, 1 month ago (Source)
          @Songbird_HS Yeah, my wife bought it for me for 13 bucks. Best purchase ever! (Think it's usually $20?)

          • Cora
            Posted 4 years, 1 month ago (Source)
            @purplepanda0907 Exquisite. Also your glasses frame your face wonderfully.

    • ronyronygg
      Posted 4 years, 1 month ago (Source)
      @Songbird_HS They may think you are responsible for creating DH OTK

      • Cora
        Posted 4 years, 1 month ago (Source)
        @ronyronygg That's fair. I wouldn't want to associate with me either.

    • Slysssa
      Posted 4 years, 1 month ago (Source)
      @Songbird_HS see, I'm the opposite. Everytime I watch a show or a movie i think to myself "this is an unnatural interaction" or "humans dont talk to each other like this" or "they make this look cute but irl it would be so creepy"

      • merps4248
        Posted 4 years, 1 month ago (Source)
        @Slysssa @Songbird_HS The first time Natasha tried to really talk to me, I was rude cuz I had pizza and I didn't want her stealing my pizza. Then I asked her out on Facebook. On the third date I told her I was tired and put my head on the table. When are movies going to capture this?!?

        • Cora
          Posted 4 years, 1 month ago (Source)
          @merps4248 @Slysssa So romantic 🥲
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