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Super fun story time! I decided to make a delightful Pad Thai for dinner. Instead of making it in a pan, I made it in the microwave because I am lazy. The instructions were clear! Put the noodles and sauce in the microwavable tray, which was included. https://t.co/Ii5MHDdT4K

Super fun story time! I decided to make a delightful Pad Thai for dinner. Instead of making it in a pan, I made it in the microwave because I am lazy. The instructions were clear! Put the noodles and sauce in the microwavable tray, which was included. https://t.co/Ii5MHDdT4K

Cora

Posted 3 years, 8 months ago (Source)

Super fun story time! I decided to make a delightful Pad Thai for dinner. Instead of making it in a pan, I made it in the microwave because I am lazy. The instructions were clear! Put the noodles and sauce in the microwavable tray, which was included. https://t.co/Ii5MHDdT4K

Cora

Posted 3 years, 8 months ago (Source)

EXCEPT IT WAS A FUCKING LIE AT THE VERY END OF THE INSTRUCTIONS IN BIG RED FUCKING LETTERS THE TRAY IS NOT MICROWAVABLE https://t.co/9aCVbIkDyQ

Cora

Posted 3 years, 8 months ago (Source)

No fucking kidding the tray isn't microwavable you damn liars. Whoever wrote these instructions needs to be fired. https://t.co/txoa5Bb5nb

languagehacker_

Posted 3 years, 8 months ago (Source)

@Songbird_HS Describe taste please

Cora

Posted 3 years, 8 months ago (Source)

@languagehacker_ PLASTIC AND ANGER

hsdecktech

Posted 3 years, 8 months ago (Source)

@Songbird_HS Lololo

hsdecktech

Posted 3 years, 8 months ago (Source)

@Songbird_HS Having a rough week, huh?

Cora

Posted 3 years, 8 months ago (Source)

@hsdecktech https://t.co/lFEX8L92B7

JNytemarePierce

Posted 3 years, 8 months ago (Source)

@Songbird_HS @hsdecktech They said put it in the microwavable tray. Never said the tray was included.

hsdecktech

Posted 3 years, 8 months ago (Source)

@JNytemarePierce @Songbird_HS To be fair to Cora “the” microwaveable tray very strongly implies the thing they have provided is “the” tray.

Tabayrak

Posted 3 years, 8 months ago (Source)

@Songbird_HS Oh no Cora.

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Super fun story time! I decided to make a delightful Pad Thai for dinner. Instead of making it in a pan, I made it in the microwave because I am lazy. The instructions were clear! Put the noodles and sauce in the microwavable tray, which was included. https://t.co/Ii5MHDdT4K (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1474169140743180298">Cora</a>)
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EXCEPT IT WAS A FUCKING LIE

AT THE VERY END OF THE INSTRUCTIONS IN BIG RED FUCKING LETTERS

THE TRAY IS NOT MICROWAVABLE https://t.co/9aCVbIkDyQ (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1474169154487918597">Cora</a>)
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No fucking kidding the tray isn't microwavable you damn liars. Whoever wrote these instructions needs to be fired. https://t.co/txoa5Bb5nb (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1474169161983135748">Cora</a>)
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@Songbird_HS Describe taste please (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1474170407519498241">None</a>)
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@languagehacker_ PLASTIC AND ANGER (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1474171056147603456">Cora</a>)
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@Songbird_HS Lololo (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1474171110216200218">hsdecktech</a>)
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@Songbird_HS Having a rough week, huh? (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1474171306815811617">hsdecktech</a>)
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@hsdecktech https://t.co/lFEX8L92B7 (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1474171562249134098">Cora</a>)
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@Songbird_HS @hsdecktech They said put it in the microwavable tray. Never said the tray was included. (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1474183643878895624">None</a>)
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@JNytemarePierce @Songbird_HS To be fair to Cora “the” microwaveable tray very strongly implies the thing they have provided is “the” tray. (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1474184712398655488">hsdecktech</a>)
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@Songbird_HS Oh no Cora. (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1474175944143245320">Tabayrak</a>)
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Super fun story time! I decided to make a delightful Pad Thai for dinner. Instead of making it in a pan, I made it in the microwave because I am lazy. The instructions were clear! Put the noodles and sauce in the microwavable tray, which was included. https://t.co/Ii5MHDdT4K (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1474169140743180298">Source</a>)

EXCEPT IT WAS A FUCKING LIE

AT THE VERY END OF THE INSTRUCTIONS IN BIG RED FUCKING LETTERS

THE TRAY IS NOT MICROWAVABLE https://t.co/9aCVbIkDyQ (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1474169154487918597">Source</a>)

No fucking kidding the tray isn't microwavable you damn liars. Whoever wrote these instructions needs to be fired. https://t.co/txoa5Bb5nb (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1474169161983135748">Source</a>)

@Songbird_HS Describe taste please

@languagehacker_ PLASTIC AND ANGER (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1474171056147603456">Source</a>)
 
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@Songbird_HS Lololo (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1474171110216200218">Source</a>)

@Songbird_HS Having a rough week, huh? (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1474171306815811617">Source</a>)

@hsdecktech https://t.co/lFEX8L92B7 (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1474171562249134098">Source</a>)

@Songbird_HS @hsdecktech They said put it in the microwavable tray. Never said the tray was included.

@JNytemarePierce @Songbird_HS To be fair to Cora “the” microwaveable tray very strongly implies the thing they have provided is “the” tray. (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1474184712398655488">Source</a>)
 
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@Songbird_HS Oh no Cora. (<a href="https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1474175944143245320">Source</a>)
 
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