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Why you should choose Lunara over Sonya during tomorrow's Nexomania event.

For those of you that don't know, you will be granted the option to choose either La Parca Lunara or La Pantera Sonya as your wrestling partner during tomorrow's Nexomania event. As this is one of the most important decisions you will ever make in your life, I am here to offer a perfectly unbiased analysis of each hero in order to help you decide which fighter is worthy of your support.

1. La Pantera Sonya can only throw a single, measly poisoned spear every 13 seconds and needs a level 7 talent to do it. La Parca Lunara throws a poisoned spear during EVERY SINGLE one of her auto attacks. It is obvious that Lunara has the superior arsenal of weapons at her disposal here.

2. La Pantera Sonya can only leap once before she has to take a 70 second breather in order to leap again. Not only can La Parca Lunara leap TWICE as often in one go, she even has the ability to hit someone with a spear WHILE MID-AIR. A clear example of Lunara's superior agility and skill in combat.

3. La Parca Lunara is the living embodiment of Death itself, an avatar of the inevitable demise of all living things and a master of draining the life from her foes. La Pantera Sonya represents an overgrown house cat. How cute.

4. The skin description for La Parca Lunara says she is CURRENTLY UNDEFEATED, while La Pantera Sonya had lost last year's event. Are you really going to side with a LOSER? And remember, this is Heroes of the Storm we're talking about; if Sonya already lost one fight, she is obviously too tilted to have a chance at winning again.

5. As for gameplay, Lunara is an agile guardian of the forests, calling upon the wilds to destroy her enemies in a spectacular display of natural power. Sonya gets really mad and swings a bunch of big sticks around. A for Effort I guess.

6. Lunara has twice as many legs as Sonya. That's, like, 100 percent more leg per leg. Talk about the value!

7. La Parca Lunara is capable of wielding mana, a magical font of power that takes great intelligence and discipline to wield. I bet Sonya couldn't even get a C in math class.

8. I mean seriously, have you SEEN a Sonya try to kill a Lunara? She has one chance to hit her with a lucky Leap or Ancient Spear, and even then Lunara can just use Leaping Strike to avoid the crowd control. You know you've done messed up when you are one of the few heroes Lunara can actually deal with in a one versus one scenario.

As you can see, La Parca Lunara is clearly the superior choice to be your partner during the Nexomania event. She is smarter, faster, braver, cuter, and more toxic than La Pantera Sonya can ever dream to be. I hope that you now have no doubt on who you will be choosing during tomorrow's event. Join #TEAMLUNARA today!

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