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Your BEST HotS jokes, right here.

I'll start with some.

What kind of phone does Nazeebo use?
An Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-phone.

What do Kharazims do after watching you die?
They face-palm.

How did Gul'dan break his leg?
He Fel.

What do Protoss and Kaelthas have in common?
A Fenix.

Why does Kerrigan excel at physics?
She has a good grasp on things.

What do you call an Alarak inside a bunker?
A really high lord.

Okay, give me yours lol.


  • KinaBREW

    Posted 5 years, 11 months ago (Source)

    These come from one of our Tech artists, Paige Hicks!

    Why does the Butcher hate fighting E.T.C. on Sky Temple? He prefers ground beef.

    Why did Nazeebo quit his private practice? People never knew witch doctor they were seeing.

    Why does Leoric get tutoring sessions from Nova? Because she did really well at Ghost Academy.




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