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This game did it. I am now 100% sure I am going to marry my Girlfriend.

Why am I so certain? Well, here's what happened:

We were playing Attack on Numbani. I was Genji and she was D.Va, and we were both doing pretty awesome!

We were trying to get past the last choke point of the Map, desperately trying to deal with 2 Bastions that were in our way.

Me: "I have my Ult! I'll go deal with those Bastions and you push when I do so ok?"

Her: "Ok!"

I activated my Ult and was Immediately hooked by Mr. Piggie.

As I contemplated the sad reality that I was about to die, OUT OF NOWHERE comes the most ridiculous Overwatch moment I have ever personally witnessed:

She activates her thrusters the moment she sees me about to get hooked, BODY BLOCKS THE FUCKING SHOTGUN and proceeds to launch Roadhog out of the map.

She instantly activates her Defense Matrix, covers my ass while I get close to the Bastions and wins us the game.

This was all done on our 2 Year Anniversary, which we spent binge playing Overwatch.

I love this woman.

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