Horus

Playing it will singe your fingers and wither your soul, but at least it never needs restringing!

Yikes: how can a card be this strong, yet this weak at the same time ... underwhelmed
Oh, the misery!

He used to be an epic sax guy, but now he's just a common.

The more you flail your arms, the better the orchestra plays! Yup, that's definitely how it works.

The Blue Imp Group sure knows how to put on a show!

Such a dad's joke: That is a mic, not a door.

There is something off with the regular card-art sprite - half the image is missing ..
"Well that was weird. Yeah, I just walked up to the president of the fan club, he blabbered on for like 10 minutes, and …

"It's all about you, girl On your 16,000th birthday"

"Obsessed? No! I'm just really really really really really really really really really really into E.T.C.'s music and everything he says, does, thinks, lives, and breathes!"

Before this show can continue, we have to bass-boost the elephant in the room.

There's a reason why it's promoting the festival instead of playing in it - it's a rhyme-lost protodrake.

Glad they tough of adding a Kobold for the candle-light
You would not believe your eyes If ten million kobold guys Lit up the world to this ogre beat

The difference between a pyrotechnician and a pyromaniac is a paycheck.

"I asked for an instrument, and you give me a CURSED BLADE!?"

I just like the design idea and punny name they have coined to it.
This eccentric scribe was cursed to an afterlife of never being recognized for his talents! Muahaha!

That's a solid card to block aggro-dominance: cheap and effective - should see play!
"Incident in the mosh pit? Copy that, be there in a year."

He's very popular on Click-Clock.

LET ME <i>SEE</i> YOU MAKE SOME NOISE!!!

When this guys gets immune, shit hits the fan ..!

In the pit, he feels more alive than ever.

Oh man, she used to rock more than ANYONE back in the Year of the Kraken. I wish I could've seen her perform back then…