Ha! That was my phone autocorrecting unpersonable, which is a real word, to unpardonable, which is total nonsense 

Unpopular hot take, but man, I don't like Kripp. I find him so unpersonable 

Arcane Flakmage! I love me some old school secret mage, and this will be great to finally get my gold mage hero with

I was with some friends, and a girl that one of them had been sleeping with called me for some reason (she and I were just friends). It was a really weird conversation, and when I got off the phone I said "Well, that was stilted and awkward." Stilted + Awkward became Stawkward became Stockworth. I'm still pretty awkward, but my wife finds it charming