Trollbert

I hope you do whatever you are doing in gluttonous excess.  

Dual-land completion is appreciated. They are incredibly powerful and are a 4-of in any combo that can use them. Combinations that didn't have those dual matches just weren't competitive, which made me sad because I've been chomping at the bit …

What's really dumb here is that's the Avatar I use. I just didn't recognize her without (and this is really stupid to admit) her daggers. I like her new hairdo!

Time to stash dat gold! Anyone know who the the woman on the cover art is? She looks cool as hell and I hope she's an avatar!

Ok, hear me out. 4 mana, destroy the center most creature opponent controls. If there is an even number we destroy 2 creatures. The spell effect is a hole opening up on the board and swallowing the creature. This lends …

"It that Stares" is my wife's pet name for me when she has a plunging neckline.  

I had an opponent make a few thousand scute bugs in one turn with a crazy combo the either day. I played a massacre wurm which would have put him at something like -4000 life. Glad I had that moment …

I like the happy swamp!

Thank ya, got all 5 and also learned that I can't spell 'Meadow'.  

Happened every expansion. The first week's top meta decks are always an established aggro deck with few tweeks. It's exactly as you say, they climb the ranks quickly against people experimenting. If you are trying to make a rush to …

"Wildly Poking the Eye" is another good phrase to describe my nights since quarantine started.  

Is the game in beta right now or did they make that many changes to a live game?

Ok, figure we can try and get the MtG forums going a bit with a fun discussion for anyone who plays here. In standard right now, what do you think the next set of bans will be? Since 4x of …

Trolden deluxe card!

Optimistic Ogre.... *slow clap*

WOOT! MATHS!

I turned my money into more money! I got to feel like a rich white man for a minute!

Bearded lady, sideshow pun. Unless they had tagged this as 'fluffy woman lady' or something which is the normal filler tag when their waiting for an official translated name.

I would like a card that has unbudgeted confettie effects.

The Wizard tribe is pretty weak in Standard... but I would love Docent of Perfection to play around with. I like the transform ability and maybe the ability to crank out wizard tokens and a tribal buff would make it …