Tsaion

Why even print this thing... It's gonna mostly suck until that one in a million game, where your opponent for some reason plays this and gets lucky with it.

Inb4 this card becomes a total nightmare. Someone will find a way to make this work and then everyone will copy it and here comes the cancer.

Any card that dictates how the game is played afterwards, like Aligment did, is a bad bad move. Players will find ways to abuse this thing eventually, if not really soon and it will be super annoying to play against.