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Summoning the Old Gods and the ancient arbiters!

Submitted 5 years, 6 months ago by

I finally found the time to open the portal to this twisted plane. What my eyes saw is lost magic and unknown yet familiar place. So i wonder, are the ancient gods here?

I call upon Sherman, the god of chaos, whose mere mention derails a thread to oblivion!

I call upon Kaladin, the god emperor of threadkind whose efforts for reason and logic are only met by adoration for his salt by the community!

I call upon the  ancient priests of the above!Morkimus, Nightcrawler, Kovachut and all the old and powerful wielders of black and holy arts!

Finally, i will make my presence known to the ancient arbiters, chimera, frosty and most importantly to the archarbiter Flux! You managed to banish me many times in the old plane, yet everytime i came back, and in the end i was the one to remain there! Muahahahahahaha!MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Let continue our ancient battle in this plane i as well!!

(just kidding i missed ya all)

 

  • jainaishot's Avatar
    120 34 Posts Joined 06/19/2019
    Posted 5 years, 6 months ago

    I finally found the time to open the portal to this twisted plane. What my eyes saw is lost magic and unknown yet familiar place. So i wonder, are the ancient gods here?

    I call upon Sherman, the god of chaos, whose mere mention derails a thread to oblivion!

    I call upon Kaladin, the god emperor of threadkind whose efforts for reason and logic are only met by adoration for his salt by the community!

    I call upon the  ancient priests of the above!Morkimus, Nightcrawler, Kovachut and all the old and powerful wielders of black and holy arts!

    Finally, i will make my presence known to the ancient arbiters, chimera, frosty and most importantly to the archarbiter Flux! You managed to banish me many times in the old plane, yet everytime i came back, and in the end i was the one to remain there! Muahahahahahaha!MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Let continue our ancient battle in this plane i as well!!

    (just kidding i missed ya all)

     

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  • RavenSunHS's Avatar
    Refreshment Vendor 880 1487 Posts Joined 03/27/2019
    Posted 5 years, 6 months ago

    "Hello"

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  • OmarComing's Avatar
    790 530 Posts Joined 05/28/2019
    Posted 5 years, 6 months ago

    This deserves some entrance music.

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  • Chimera's Avatar
    HearthStationeer 685 680 Posts Joined 10/22/2018
    Posted 5 years, 6 months ago

    Nice intro, good to see you made it over 😄

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  • RangDipkin's Avatar
    Rexxar 350 143 Posts Joined 05/30/2019
    Posted 5 years, 6 months ago

    Welcome home!

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  • Fluxflashor's Avatar
    CEO 2015 3142 Posts Joined 10/19/2018
    Posted 5 years, 6 months ago

    I'm so happy to see you here <3

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  • FrostyFeet's Avatar
    Senior Writer Derpcorn 2170 1449 Posts Joined 10/20/2018
    Posted 5 years, 6 months ago

    Awwww yesss, I got mentioned! Glad to see you here as well.

    You can roam around more freely for now as we don't exactly have a reporting/warning system fully up and running yet. No, wait...

     

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  • Kovachut's Avatar
    HearthStationeer 675 756 Posts Joined 03/31/2019
    Posted 5 years, 6 months ago

    Oh, I'm here. I just don't spam that frequently.

    *Hello*

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  • jainaishot's Avatar
    120 34 Posts Joined 06/19/2019
    Posted 5 years, 6 months ago
    Quote From FrostyFeet

    Awwww yesss, I got mentioned! Glad to see you here as well.

    You can roam around more freely for now as we don't exactly have a reporting/warning system fully up and running yet. No, wait...

     

    so...

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  • Fluxflashor's Avatar
    CEO 2015 3142 Posts Joined 10/19/2018
    Posted 5 years, 6 months ago
    Quote From Kovachut

    Oh, I'm here. I just don't spam that frequently.

    *Hello*

    You really should though :

    Founder, Out of Games

    Follow me on Twitch and Twitter.
    If you are planning on playing WoW on US realms, consider using my recruit link =)

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  • NightCrawler's Avatar
    Lava Coil 315 159 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 5 years, 6 months ago

    I think our chaos god is lost in another plane

    I hope he hasn't been consumed by MTG:A and forgotten about us T.T

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  • jainaishot's Avatar
    120 34 Posts Joined 06/19/2019
    Posted 5 years, 6 months ago

    Not only the chaos god but even the god emperor has not grace us with his presence in this thread yet!Why? WHY HAVE YOU FORSHAKEN US?

    Seriously though guys, screw the reporting system, the follower system was the bread and butter of the old plane. We need to know when the gods grace us with thier presence and what they say! WE NEED IT!

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  • NightCrawler's Avatar
    Lava Coil 315 159 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 5 years, 6 months ago

    Don't worry about Kaladin.  He is doing what Kaladin does best.  If you really need him, you don't need to look further than his natural habitat ;)

    https://outof.cards/forums/hearthstone/hearthstone-general/27-group-therapy-need-to-blow-off-some-steam-mega-salty-heres-the-place?page=4

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  • jainaishot's Avatar
    120 34 Posts Joined 06/19/2019
    Posted 5 years, 6 months ago
    Quote From NightCrawler

    Don't worry about Kaladin.  He is doing what Kaladin does best.  If you really need him, you don't need to look further than his natural habitat ;)

    https://outof.cards/forums/hearthstone/hearthstone-general/27-group-therapy-need-to-blow-off-some-steam-mega-salty-heres-the-place?page=4

    THE GOD EMPEROR IS HERE! KALADIN PROTECTS!

    Now only the chaos god and morkimus are missing.

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  • anchorm4n's Avatar
    Harbinger of Winter 1915 2510 Posts Joined 03/13/2019
    Posted 5 years, 5 months ago

    Sherman was here in march / april, when flux ran the first publicly available test of the site. Haven't seen him since though... haven't seen SlydE for a while either oO

    I notice I am confused. Something I believe isn't true. How do I know what I think I know?
    Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres, hpmor.com

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  • Morkimus's Avatar
    335 98 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 5 years, 5 months ago
    Quote From jainaishot
    Quote From NightCrawler

    Don't worry about Kaladin.  He is doing what Kaladin does best.  If you really need him, you don't need to look further than his natural habitat ;)

    https://outof.cards/forums/hearthstone/hearthstone-general/27-group-therapy-need-to-blow-off-some-steam-mega-salty-heres-the-place?page=4

    THE GOD EMPEROR IS HERE! KALADIN PROTECTS!

    Now only the chaos god and morkimus are missing.

    Oh, I've been here for a while. I just stumbled upon a post of yours somewhere else and luckily found this thread. Hopefully, not too late

    Psst! Hey, you want to play a couple of fun (albeit pointless) gamebooks? Become a king here, and a babysitter here.

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  • jainaishot's Avatar
    120 34 Posts Joined 06/19/2019
    Posted 5 years, 5 months ago
    Quote From Morkimus
    Quote From jainaishot
    Quote From NightCrawler

    Don't worry about Kaladin.  He is doing what Kaladin does best.  If you really need him, you don't need to look further than his natural habitat ;)

    https://outof.cards/forums/hearthstone/hearthstone-general/27-group-therapy-need-to-blow-off-some-steam-mega-salty-heres-the-place?page=4

    THE GOD EMPEROR IS HERE! KALADIN PROTECTS!

    Now only the chaos god and morkimus are missing.

    Oh, I've been here for a while. I just stumbled upon a post of yours somewhere else and luckily found this thread. Hopefully, not too late

    A wizard is never late nor he is early. He arrives precisely when he means to! 

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  • NightCrawler's Avatar
    Lava Coil 315 159 Posts Joined 05/29/2019
    Posted 5 years, 4 months ago

    Looks like our chaos god is showing signs of life over at HP.  Did he not get the memo?

    Though, if you can forgive my blasphemy, I can somewhat understand it if it was intentional.  OOC has all you awesome people but HP is a much better environment for shitposting and baiting because the people there are generally less ... forums-savvy.  There's a lot more newbies asking for help there too; most of the users on OOC are at least intermediate players who don't require deckbuilding or gameplay tips

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  • jainaishot's Avatar
    120 34 Posts Joined 06/19/2019
    Posted 5 years, 4 months ago
    Quote From NightCrawler

    Looks like our chaos god is showing signs of life over at HP.  Did he not get the memo?

    Though, if you can forgive my blasphemy, I can somewhat understand it if it was intentional.  OOC has all you awesome people but HP is a much better environment for shitposting and baiting because the people there are generally less ... forums-savvy.  There's a lot more newbies asking for help there too; most of the users on OOC are at least intermediate players who don't require deckbuilding or gameplay tips

    Nah he is just tormenting us with his absence, he knows, the chaos god always knows, but he finds enjoyment in tormenting others, even us, the most devout of his  followers :D

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  • Kovachut's Avatar
    HearthStationeer 675 756 Posts Joined 03/31/2019
    Posted 5 years, 4 months ago

    Now that we have the ability to PM other people, did you try to contact him?

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  • Sherman1986's Avatar
    Derpcorn 205 183 Posts Joined 03/11/2019
    Posted 5 years, 4 months ago

    Did someone call for a... Chaos God???

    The waiting is over... Our time has come!!!

     

    (Sorry, couldn't resist :P :P :P... I love the Hedonites of Slaanesh Miniature Reveal, the Keeper of Secrets is awesome and the voice is so sexy... XD XD XD)

     

    Now seriously, I found this thread thanks to my friend jainaishot. Love to see most of my beloved Hearthpwners gathered in one place here in Out Of Cards!!! :D :D :D Didn't realized how much I missed you all till now... This is going to sound a bit corni, but... you are very important to me... Even when my life is going very well (for example, I'm going to publish my first video game very soon on Steam... I'm so excited!!! :D :D :D) it felt like a part of me was missing... And that part is you people!!! :) :) :) Thanks for everything and let's have some fun talking about video games as always!!! :D :D :D

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