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The plot for the expansion should be...
..somebody steals the many legendary, reality-altering, dangerous artifacts we left just sitting in a chest on the ground in the middle of town in the wide open and uses them to aid the prime evil(s).
I mean the stash is one thing, but the cube is another altogether. The horadrim thought to hide the cube from themselves for a reason, yet now here it is in the middle of new tristram.
"But OP, we have tyrael right there guarding it."
All you have to do to beat tyrael is wait for him to eat himself sick then snatch the cube.
Just sayin. We arent very responsible with our power...
Nevalistis
THIS IS WHY I NEVER GET TO HAVE FUN
:(
Nevalistis
I'm now imagining the primary antagonist of this story being some kind of evil baker. Loads up on tons of cakes and cookies, baits Tyrael into stuffing himself silly, and runs off with the cube in order to complete their nefarious (or possibly delicious) plans.
Diablo III: Into Hell's Kitchen
Disclaimer: This will never, ever happen. Seriously. I hope.