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LADY: hello tarnished ME: uhhh hello LADY: i have four arms for some reason and can teach you to summon an army of ghost wolves ME: what LADY: okay bye forever *turns into dust and blows away*

LADY: hello tarnished ME: uhhh hello LADY: i have four arms for some reason and can teach you to summon an army of ghost wolves ME: what LADY: okay bye forever *turns into dust and blows away*

  • carnivalnites
    Posted 3 years, 10 months ago (Source)
    LADY: hello tarnished ME: uhhh hello LADY: i have four arms for some reason and can teach you to summon an army of ghost wolves ME: what LADY: okay bye forever *turns into dust and blows away*

    • carnivalnites
      Posted 3 years, 10 months ago (Source)
      LADY WEARING A HEAD OVER HER HEAD: hello tarnished ME: jesus christ LADY: i don’t drop this helmet if you kill me… i think ME: *eyes narrow* LADY: hey. HEY

      • carnivalnites
        Posted 3 years, 10 months ago (Source)
        MYSTERIOUS SAMURAI: hello tarnished ME: hello SAMURAI: did you know you can eat a dragon’s heart to gain its powers ME: i did not SAMURAI: but also you turn into a dragon. or a dragon explodes out of your head. also i’m a samurai ME: haha this is so raw

        • carnivalnites
          Posted 3 years, 10 months ago (Source)
          KNIGHTS OF THE ROUNDTABLE: eat a rotten dick tarnished ME: hey what i just got here KNIGHTS: yeah and nobody likes you KNIGHTS: booooooo L + ratio + maidenless + go touch grace

          • carnivalnites
            Posted 3 years, 10 months ago (Source)
            GATEKEEPER: i know a secret path you can take hehe ME: why do you sound like patches GATEKEEPER: don’t know who that is. oh look a secret door into a pitch black room with a treasure inside hehe ME: …you’re sure you aren’t patches GATEKEEPER: hehe

            • carnivalnites
              Posted 3 years, 10 months ago (Source)
              the one lesson all writers should take from elden ring is to just do that dope fucking thing you want to. there aren’t any rules. i had to fight a giant baby with a pot for a head called like BIG BABY PUMPKIN BOY just make some shit up

              • Chadd Nervigg
                Posted 3 years, 10 months ago (Source)
                @carnivalnites I'm not sure that we take the same lesson from this...
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