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Sitting drinking my coffee and I hear sexy conversation. Detailed phone sex sounding stuff. Both neighbors are nearing 70 and this sounded like a young adult. Then I realize it's coming from my connected Google speakers for my house. Ummm... what? The kids had a sleepover (+)

Sitting drinking my coffee and I hear sexy conversation. Detailed phone sex sounding stuff. Both neighbors are nearing 70 and this sounded like a young adult. Then I realize it's coming from my connected Google speakers for my house. Ummm... what? The kids had a sleepover (+)

  • Alkali Layke
    Posted 2 years, 7 months ago (Source)
    Sitting drinking my coffee and I hear sexy conversation. Detailed phone sex sounding stuff. Both neighbors are nearing 70 and this sounded like a young adult. Then I realize it's coming from my connected Google speakers for my house. Ummm... what? The kids had a sleepover (+)

    • Alkali Layke
      Posted 2 years, 7 months ago (Source)
      So I sprinted upstairs because... well obviously. Nothing going on. Phew! But then I think... someone is watching porn on their phone and they don't know it's connected to our whole system. Nope. They're all completely passed out. Phones are where I told them to place them(+)

      • Alkali Layke
        Posted 2 years, 7 months ago (Source)
        Puzzled I'm trying to find the source. I'm leaving it on because the kids are asleep and can't hear it. Wait! It's got to be the mister! Nope. Not him. What the hell? So I say "hey Google stop playing" & all the speakers inside my house stop, but I can still hear it. (+)

        • Alkali Layke
          Posted 2 years, 7 months ago (Source)
          Omg, where is it coming from? The mister wakes up & we're trying to find the rogue speaker because the talk is getting VERY intense. It's some kind of narrative. One speaker. We're tearing through the whole house so it won't wake up the girls (boy slept over at another house) (+)

          • Alkali Layke
            Posted 2 years, 7 months ago (Source)
            And that's when I realize...OH SHIT! Holy fuckballs someone is going to call the police on me. I was inside the house so I didn't realize the speakers were on OUTSIDE playing it super loud. (Mortified) This was all 9am today (Sunday). I live in a very Mormon neighborhood (+)

            • Alkali Layke
              Posted 2 years, 7 months ago (Source)
              Anyway... Hello neighborhood kids. I don't know how you did it. But we'll played. WELL PLAYED YOU DEGENERATE SHITS. I'll get you. Oh. I. WILL. GET. YOU. 😈😈 ...just wait. You have no idea what you're up against. 🤣

              • SidisiTV
                Posted 2 years, 7 months ago (Source)
                @alkali_layke Was it an inside job? Seems like someone would need your wifi password, or access to your bluetooth sync button on a device at your party 🤔

                • Alkali Layke
                  Posted 2 years, 7 months ago (Source)
                  @SidisiTV I think if the neighbors behind us say "hey google" loud enough it will pick up the request. Not sure! They're spicy little ones.

                  • Alkali Layke
                    Posted 2 years, 7 months ago (Source)
                    @SidisiTV They don't need to be connected to request or search

                  • SidisiTV
                    Posted 2 years, 7 months ago (Source)
                    @alkali_layke "PSST, HEY GOOGLE" https://t.co/wKrqgLwgWa

                    • Alkali Layke
                      Posted 2 years, 7 months ago (Source)
                      @SidisiTV Haha! We also have one of those low 4ft iron fences between us. Not saying they'd wake up early to jump it and whisper naughty things to Google... but not saying they wouldn't. 🤣🤣

    • hsdecktech
      Posted 2 years, 7 months ago (Source)
      @alkali_layke You have a funny life.

      • Alkali Layke
        Posted 2 years, 7 months ago (Source)
        @hsdecktech Yeah... so funny Nich! Lol Ok but how though? It was on all speakers inside , so "casting whole house". So when I sit that off itc should turn off all the speakers but the outside one kept playing. WITCHCRAFT!! I hate teenagers.

    • PandaChris91
      Posted 2 years, 7 months ago (Source)
      @alkali_layke This is the funniest/wildest story I've heard in a while and I needed it this morning lol I'm sorry it was at your expense. I look forward to your revenge arc

      • Alkali Layke
        Posted 2 years, 7 months ago (Source)
        @PandaChris91 Those meddling kids!
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