darkjak

[card]Kobold Geomancer[/card]: "Am I a joke to you?"

Be careful, he's a squirter!

That's one small step for Flavor Town, one giant leap for Flavor Kind.

"Dormant? We prefer to use the term Dorpeoplet"

This guy has enough belts for a punk-rock gig🤘

That awkward moment every adventurer arrives at a different time.

"On your left", she remarked handing me my +9 Iron.

Ketofuk in here with that Goozin'!

And with his drying breath, he whispered in my ear,
"'Twas just a prank, bro"

[card]Mo'arg Artificer[/card], the Dragon Killer

[card]Plot twist[/card], Thresh got a side gig.

Finally, some early tempo for my spell damage Shaman!

Let's be thankful this isn't of the Nature spell school.

At least we know it's not toxic around others 😅

This is standard deviation for Barren Delicacy.

The Dark-shroud clouds everything...

"Laughs in [card]Hyena[/card]"

[card]Bubba[/card]-sized Frisbee

[card]Arbor up[/card]:
I was hoping for Silverhands, why are you here?

Let's just hope he doesn't bring up Chilling insurance rates