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darkjak

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    Shadow Rager 860 1147 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 3 years, 6 months ago

    Kobold Geomancer: "Am I a joke to you?"

    In reply to Arcane Adventurer
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    Shadow Rager 860 1147 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 3 years, 6 months ago

    Be careful, he's a squirter!

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    Shadow Rager 860 1147 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 3 years, 6 months ago

    That's one small step for Flavor Town, one giant leap for Flavor Kind.

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    Shadow Rager 860 1147 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 3 years, 6 months ago

    "Dormant? We prefer to use the term Dorpeoplet"

    In reply to Archdruid Naralex
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    Shadow Rager 860 1147 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 3 years, 6 months ago

    This guy has enough belts for a punk-rock gig🤘

    In reply to Man-at-Arms
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    Shadow Rager 860 1147 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 3 years, 6 months ago

    That awkward moment every adventurer arrives at a different time.

    In reply to Meeting Stone
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    Shadow Rager 860 1147 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 3 years, 6 months ago

    "On your left", she remarked handing me my +9 Iron.

    In reply to Selfless Sidekick
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    Shadow Rager 860 1147 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 3 years, 6 months ago

    Ketofuk in here with that Goozin'!

    In reply to Devouring Ectoplasm
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    Shadow Rager 860 1147 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 3 years, 6 months ago

    And with his drying breath, he whispered in my ear,
    "'Twas just a prank, bro"

    In reply to Final Gasp
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    Shadow Rager 860 1147 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 3 years, 6 months ago

    Mo'arg Artificer, the Dragon Killer

    In reply to Unstable Shadow Blast
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    Shadow Rager 860 1147 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 3 years, 6 months ago

    Plot Twist, Thresh got a side gig.

    In reply to Stealer of Souls
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    Shadow Rager 860 1147 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 3 years, 6 months ago

    Finally, some early tempo for my spell damage Shaman!

    In reply to Wailing Vapor
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    Shadow Rager 860 1147 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 3 years, 6 months ago

    Let's be thankful this isn't of the Nature spell school.

    In reply to Perpetual Flame
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    Shadow Rager 860 1147 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 3 years, 6 months ago

    At least we know it's not toxic around others 😅

    In reply to Water Moccasin
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    Shadow Rager 860 1147 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 3 years, 6 months ago

    This is standard deviation for Barren Delicacy.

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    Shadow Rager 860 1147 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 3 years, 6 months ago

    The Dark-shroud clouds everything...

    In reply to Shroud of Concealment
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    Shadow Rager 860 1147 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 3 years, 6 months ago

    "Laughs in Hyena"

    In reply to Judgment of Justice
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    Shadow Rager 860 1147 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 3 years, 6 months ago

    Bubba-sized Frisbee

    In reply to Seedcloud Buckler
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    Shadow Rager 860 1147 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 3 years, 6 months ago

    Arbor Up:
    I was hoping for Silverhands, why are you here?

    In reply to Party Up!
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    Shadow Rager 860 1147 Posts Joined 07/06/2019
    Posted 3 years, 6 months ago

    Let's just hope he doesn't bring up Chilling insurance rates

    In reply to Floecaster