DestroyerR

No to both, though @R is getting close

I have no idea how hard this will be, but let’s just try it:

What day is it today? 

[card]Zilliax[/card] then

1) [card]Glow-Tron[/card]

2) [card]Shielded Minibot[/card]

3) [card]Target Dummy[/card]

4) [card]Acolyte of Pain[/card]

5) [card]Steel Rager[/card] (you put in an extra “e” btw)

so [card]Acolyte of Pain[/card]?

Ah, nice... a crypto-cryptogram ^^

Cryptogram solver says this corresponds to “ASHTRAYS REDOUBLING”

... I’m guessing it’s not a cryptogram  

But you said “Johnny was an anomaly, he barely survived”... oh whatever, poetic license I suppose 

But then why did you say that Johnny WAS the Anomaly?

What? Why? Where’s the Anomaly here?

BTW There’s also some art shown in a Mercenaries reveal confirming Vol'jin, Ragnaros and Gruul as Mercenaries

Hero card with Health or no balls

Ok, so Johnny is an [card]Arcane Anomaly[/card] and Billy probably has 1 Health (headbutted a whelp and died, so died to a 1 Attack minion, unless this is one of the collectible whelps... and why “headbutted” specifically?). Tommy is the biggest question here, there are a LOT of blades in the game which he could’ve died to...

for the …

I’m so dumb, I thought it referred to valithria dreamwalker (only minion with no rarity with a “while damaged” effect), but now it’s obvious it refers to Gurubashi Berserker. Overthought this one by a mile...

Basic or common? 

Niiiice 

I’m out of my depth when it comes to balance, so I’ll just guess you did well lol

but as for the other aspects, I think the cards could use a little polishing (not first priority per se, but something to keep in mind): the flavor of some of these cards doesn’t make sense when taken outside the context …

I guess the only plausible way to reverse the second line in a meaningful way is to make it “what do you get when you separate a turret and a safe”? But that doesn’t really make sense... or am I reversing it wrong?

Is the prophecy coming to fruition? Is MANKRIK'S WIFE finally coming to take her rightful place in hearthstone? 

Hmmmm... a bit of a blind guess, but just to get it out of the way: [card]Lucentbark[/card]?

Arise!

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