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When Trash 1 Drops Wins Non Stop

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I spent the entire night winning in eternal with trash 1 drops

I feel filthy

Like I didn't level a single champ except by accident

I didn't even really build a deck

I did nothing really but go 6 wide

And that was it

six wide swing

Six wide swing

Six wide swing

All work and no play makes jack a dull boy

All work and no play makes jack a dull boy

All work and no play makes jack a dull boy

Anyways yeah six wide swing is a good deck you should try it today

Or you know don't, play anything else

But I guess if you want to win for free to masters in 3 months just play six wide swing

Riot ain't nerfing shit so enjoy

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  • CIEQCAQDAMAQIBQNAECQMAIBAYDB4AIHAYQQEAIDAIGAEAQGG45AEBQDBQUQEBYDA4HAAAIBA4BQQ

    I spent the entire night winning in eternal with trash 1 drops

    I feel filthy

    Like I didn't level a single champ except by accident

    I didn't even really build a deck

    I did nothing really but go 6 wide

    And that was it

    six wide swing

    Six wide swing

    Six wide swing

    All work and no play makes jack a dull boy

    All work and no play makes jack a dull boy

    All work and no play makes jack a dull boy

    Anyways yeah six wide swing is a good deck you should try it today

    Or you know don't, play anything else

    But I guess if you want to win for free to masters in 3 months just play six wide swing

    Riot ain't nerfing shit so enjoy

  • I know you guys get sad when I get 10 wins in a row

    Youre sad when I do when I do it with elusives

    Youre sad when I win with ramp

    Youre sad when I win with meme decks

    And youre sad when I win with 35% decks

    But don't be sad winning is what nifty does 

  • See look at that shit

    Did your 6 reckoning frostbite deck draw 100% dead that game?

    Wonder why?

    You think meming is easy rofl?

    Nope!

  • I know I rotated one card in the list and that really fucked you eh?

    Didn't line up with your deck tracker on me?

    What if I rotate 3 cards

    Or 4

    Or 5

    See me scouting your bullshit?

    Get wrecked

  • I threw I was curious if your deck did anything

    Shen stuff etc

    Maybe flip shen

    Maybe play cards

    So sure throw a 5 mana play after doing nothing all game

    What difference does it make?

  • I can build your shen deck for you

    Pssssst it runs shen cards

    Does shen things

    Nuts eh?

  • Yeah no we established the abusing of broken mechanics 

    Well done

    You played a 4 mana card

    Then you played 1 drops

    How did you do it?

    My mind is blown

    Moron

    What happens to your deck after hot fix

    It evaporates

    Well done

    You played a fizz

    And that was big

    We can call it siren song big fizz

    And then we can run xolati at the end

    Woioooooooooow

    Wow

    Just wow

    Wo

    W

    No words

  • But you take a deck that actually requires a modicum of skill

    And boom 32%

    New Champs are bad Riot waaaaah

    Why can't I play a 1 mana card with 9 health and spell shield Riot?

    Thats balanced right Riot?

    Yeah gj

  • So I' gonna tell you exactly what gonna happen

    Riot is gonna nerf Siren song and xoalti into the fucking dirt

    Cuz all of reddit is tired of pro players dictated the balance of LOR and running it into the fucking ground

    And then every single bilgewater siren song deck will instantly drop 6% winrate

    And then every other real deck with Champs and leveling and synergies 

    They get to be played again

    And everyone lived happily ever after

    And your siren song abuser decks can eat fucking dirt

    Because only weak minded idiots abuse obvious developer mistakes 

  • You see that deck that one right there

    What if instead of playing 1 peddler

    And trying harding 40 puffcaps into my deck

    And then conceding

    Here's a crazy idea

    And I know it's a weird one

    There's this champion called catltn

    She levels based on traps in deck

    And does dmg based on traps triggered

    And she has a gun and a cool level up animation

    You could play here and level her and she can do her cool gun stuff

    I know I'm just talking out of my ass here

    But maybe you don't just take that 1 creature and turbo as hard as you can

    Maybe you play the game?

    Idk try it see if you like it

    And then maybe they will nerf Siren song because turboing non champ wincons is fucking boring

    And stupid

    And the opposite of what lor does

  • Loooool

    Why are you so scared to play tahm

    I'm a poro deck

    That means freijord poro

    I literally can't do anything to tahm

    And youre so god damn scared to play the game

    You can't even level him?

    In a poro deck?!

    Play the fucking game Jesus

    Maybe then all of these decks will have a plus 50% win rate after siren song nerf

    Like eat the 3 little poros with your tahm, play the 4 mana burst card onto your tahm to make him big

    Flip landmark win game

    It's not hard

    You keep just waiting and waiting

    I'm in freijord poro

    How stupid are you

    Am I gonna randomly burried in ice you

    In a poro deck?

    Stop being stupid play thr game

    Level your champ

    Do your synergy

    Make these decks good again by playing properly

    Then you won't need a 1 mana 9/9 with spellshield to win

  • You are so fucking scared aren't you

    You couldn't just run 1 copy of twin disciplines to keep karma alive

    Noooooooo

    Thats to much like a deck

    Gotta turbo a wincon

    Gotta sett

    Gotta draw draw draw 

    Dig dig dig

    How did that work for you?

    I liked watching my akshan flip

    He enjoyed it

    Good fun all around

  • Yeah you can do sundisc

    Cuz sundisc is solitaire

    But everything else you struggle with dont you?

    It's almost funny

    Like you played a karma and you were just like fuiuuuuuck

    What do I do with her

    Why am I paying 6 mana for a 4/3 that doesn't do anything 

    Omg where's my solitaire at

    Ahhhhhh

  • Loooool 

    What does that have to do with Riven

    You moron

    Hahahahahahahaha

    Ummm ummm

    Idk I'm just gonna jamm 1 drops and hope for thr best

    Where's NY heroin

    Hook it to my veins

    Take me away from this life

    Brain brain go away

  • Psssst there was a deck once

    Where you would play Riven and then you'd lay fizz

    It was actually a cool deck

    Where you had to run 1 champ to synergies with the other.long before thr days of 

    Durrr 4 mana spell make fizz big

    You actually level Riven to make fizz big

    Yep the game was fun then

    We used to complain that high synergy champ decks were too toxic

    Those were the days

    Now we get to complain that literally no deck makes sense

    And everything is filled with fuck

    Which did you prefer?

  • Remember when gangplank sejuani was like the strongest deck in the game

    Omg gangplank can summon barrels and aoe your whole board

    Thats soooooo broken

    Now we have 1 mana 9/9s

    And people complain the champ design is bad ever since akshan

    Bitch you see anyone play akshan except me?

    Where's the poro king where's the nidalle where's the Viktor where's the Riven

    The reality is that decks in lor are bad right now

    Garbage is good

    So once we see garbage decks get nerfed maybe Champs can actually be worth playing again

  • It doesnt strike me as a coincidence

    That the two number 1 decks in lor basically don't care about their Champs

    Standard 

    Spam 1 drops, buff 1 drops, win game

    Eternal

    Spam spells, play free 6/6s win game

    What I'm not seeing is I do x to level champ so my champion can win me the game 

    So yes every new Champ that gets released will be less relavent and worse than the last

    As long as these common spell cards end up out performing everything else in the game

    1 siren song

    1 pie toss 

    These things are worth 10 chanpions