When Trash 1 Drops Wins Non Stop

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I spent the entire night winning in eternal with trash 1 drops

I feel filthy

Like I didn't level a single champ except by accident

I didn't even really build a deck

I did nothing really but go 6 wide

And that was it

six wide swing

Six wide swing

Six wide swing

All work and no play makes jack a dull boy

All work and no play makes jack a dull boy

All work and no play makes jack a dull boy

Anyways yeah six wide swing is a good deck you should try it today

Or you know don't, play anything else

But I guess if you want to win for free to masters in 3 months just play six wide swing

Riot ain't nerfing shit so enjoy

I know you guys get sad when I get 10 wins in a row

Youre sad when I do when I do it with elusives

Youre sad when I win with ramp

Youre sad when I win with meme decks

And youre sad when I win with 35% decks

But don't be sad winning is what nifty does 

See look at that shit

Did your 6 reckoning frostbite deck draw 100% dead that game?

Wonder why?

You think meming is easy rofl?

Nope!

I know I rotated one card in the list and that really fucked you eh?

Didn't line up with your deck tracker on me?

What if I rotate 3 cards

Or 4

Or 5

See me scouting your bullshit?

Get wrecked

I threw I was curious if your deck did anything

Shen stuff etc

Maybe flip shen

Maybe play cards

So sure throw a 5 mana play after doing nothing all game

What difference does it make?

I can build your shen deck for you

Pssssst it runs shen cards

Does shen things

Nuts eh?

Yeah no we established the abusing of broken mechanics 

Well done

You played a 4 mana card

Then you played 1 drops

How did you do it?

My mind is blown

Moron

What happens to your deck after hot fix

It evaporates

Well done

You played a fizz

And that was big

We can call it siren song big fizz

And then we can run xolati at the end

Woioooooooooow

Wow

Just wow

Wo

W

No words

But you take a deck that actually requires a modicum of skill

And boom 32%

New Champs are bad Riot waaaaah

Why can't I play a 1 mana card with 9 health and spell shield Riot?

Thats balanced right Riot?

Yeah gj

So I' gonna tell you exactly what gonna happen

Riot is gonna nerf Siren song and xoalti into the fucking dirt

Cuz all of reddit is tired of pro players dictated the balance of LOR and running it into the fucking ground

And then every single bilgewater siren song deck will instantly drop 6% winrate

And then every other real deck with Champs and leveling and synergies 

They get to be played again

And everyone lived happily ever after

And your siren song abuser decks can eat fucking dirt

Because only weak minded idiots abuse obvious developer mistakes 

You see that deck that one right there

What if instead of playing 1 peddler

And trying harding 40 puffcaps into my deck

And then conceding

Here's a crazy idea

And I know it's a weird one

There's this champion called catltn

She levels based on traps in deck

And does dmg based on traps triggered

And she has a gun and a cool level up animation

You could play here and level her and she can do her cool gun stuff

I know I'm just talking out of my ass here

But maybe you don't just take that 1 creature and turbo as hard as you can

Maybe you play the game?

Idk try it see if you like it

And then maybe they will nerf Siren song because turboing non champ wincons is fucking boring

And stupid

And the opposite of what lor does

Loooool

Why are you so scared to play tahm

I'm a poro deck

That means freijord poro

I literally can't do anything to tahm

And youre so god damn scared to play the game

You can't even level him?

In a poro deck?!

Play the fucking game Jesus

Maybe then all of these decks will have a plus 50% win rate after siren song nerf

Like eat the 3 little poros with your tahm, play the 4 mana burst card onto your tahm to make him big

Flip landmark win game

It's not hard

You keep just waiting and waiting

I'm in freijord poro

How stupid are you

Am I gonna randomly burried in ice you

In a poro deck?

Stop being stupid play thr game

Level your champ

Do your synergy

Make these decks good again by playing properly

Then you won't need a 1 mana 9/9 with spellshield to win

You are so fucking scared aren't you

You couldn't just run 1 copy of twin disciplines to keep karma alive

Noooooooo

Thats to much like a deck

Gotta turbo a wincon

Gotta sett

Gotta draw draw draw 

Dig dig dig

How did that work for you?

I liked watching my akshan flip

He enjoyed it

Good fun all around

Yeah you can do sundisc

Cuz sundisc is solitaire

But everything else you struggle with dont you?

It's almost funny

Like you played a karma and you were just like fuiuuuuuck

What do I do with her

Why am I paying 6 mana for a 4/3 that doesn't do anything 

Omg where's my solitaire at

Ahhhhhh

Loooool 

What does that have to do with Riven

You moron

Hahahahahahahaha

Ummm ummm

Idk I'm just gonna jamm 1 drops and hope for thr best

Where's NY heroin

Hook it to my veins

Take me away from this life

Brain brain go away

Psssst there was a deck once

Where you would play Riven and then you'd lay fizz

It was actually a cool deck

Where you had to run 1 champ to synergies with the other.long before thr days of 

Durrr 4 mana spell make fizz big

You actually level Riven to make fizz big

Yep the game was fun then

We used to complain that high synergy champ decks were too toxic

Those were the days

Now we get to complain that literally no deck makes sense

And everything is filled with fuck

Which did you prefer?

Remember when gangplank sejuani was like the strongest deck in the game

Omg gangplank can summon barrels and aoe your whole board

Thats soooooo broken

Now we have 1 mana 9/9s

And people complain the champ design is bad ever since akshan

Bitch you see anyone play akshan except me?

Where's the poro king where's the nidalle where's the Viktor where's the Riven

The reality is that decks in lor are bad right now

Garbage is good

So once we see garbage decks get nerfed maybe Champs can actually be worth playing again

It doesnt strike me as a coincidence

That the two number 1 decks in lor basically don't care about their Champs

Standard 

Spam 1 drops, buff 1 drops, win game

Eternal

Spam spells, play free 6/6s win game

What I'm not seeing is I do x to level champ so my champion can win me the game 

So yes every new Champ that gets released will be less relavent and worse than the last

As long as these common spell cards end up out performing everything else in the game

1 siren song

1 pie toss 

These things are worth 10 chanpions