Talking About How To Run Bad Decks So They Aren't Bad

If you guys havent noticed I have a bit of a knack for solving bad archetypes

and while it's true that sometimes leaning one direction or another can make a brew more volatile

it can also generally improve its rate of climbing

is it better to run age of dragons as a one off board clear meme?

probably not

is it better but more risky to run dragons in your age of dragons deck?

yes

but we can solve for that with frostebites, heals, clears, stuns, challenges etc.

simiilarly with ambush

is ambush a bad archetype?

absolutely!

can we solve the number and draw issues by spamming lucky finds and strikes?

we sure can!

what about pros 32%

no problem I can make poro king playable easy, just by removing the 1 drop spam when it literally gets beat out by every 1 other 1 drop spam deck

instead focusing on braum and that midrange value proposition

in each and every case we take the deck and yes we make it more "volatile"

susceptible to hard counters which is bad in a tournament setting

but in a ladder winrate setting every deck is grossly improved

like it's not even a competition

and if that pisses you off I really dont give a fuck

because it's true

Now should you run say 1 temo 30 burst spells and hard run his mushroom card?

no

theres literalyl a million fucking pings in eternal

half of eternal is pings

you not only made your deck more volatile you literalyl made it just plain worse

like you would have to try hard to build a worse temo deck than to go all in on turn 1 temo

that's fucking terrible

heard of pokey it can kill 3 temos on curve what then?

have fun

and if that's not good enough hows 1 mana flock 4 u?

so yeah volatile to a point, volatile to a point that is good

not wow I fucked myself into 90% of meta matchups

k?

Dude I will happily throw 20 games into your memes if it makes you feel better

You think plowing through the first few turns gives your deck legs?

Climb with it

Win with it

Thrive with it

I dont.give a shit what you do to me

Because I don't matter

Stats matter you slum lord

Holly shit dude that deck was so lit

You should totally climb with that

Trundle bruam into burried in ice

Losing to transform

Yeah good shit!

Love it I want it 

Send me the list!

Fucking garbage dealer rofl

Lose again

Memes memes memes

And you dont want someone to 2 mana disintegrate you?

Not like that isn't in a million meta lists

Oh wait....

Youre a dumb mother fucker aren't you?

Like obviously I can't play around stupid in casual que

Like if it's just dumb fucking dumbness across the board I'll just quit out all you're doing is wasting your own time

On eternal ladder brews have to win so there's a general assumption your have to play I to established decks

You have to beat lurk

You have to deal with ping spam

You have to play decks that can win into goooooood decks

Saying hahahhaa I can play random pieces of shit for 1 game then play a random piece of shit the next game

It's like yeah you can

But whyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Take all that time and energy and build 1 good deck and hit diamond with it

Then do it again and again

Then hit masters

Ans do it again

Then we can actually review your garbage like it matters

Oh no did you just give me a free age of dragons and literally get your own Zoe killed.

That seems really bad

Like fucking awful

And did I draw 4 free dragons

That seems really good

Like really good

And yours was fucking awful

Funny how that works?

Shit maybe I should start running your meme for you?

Wow yassao instantly dead to dragon ramp?

Isn't that supposed to be a bad matchup or something?

Maybe build better next time x lax

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here ya go I even added targon peak for maximum meme

who cares about good deck building

all big dragons gooooooo

Yeah we can run more frostbites for spellshield xolati high roll

doesn't really fucking matter I was playing with my food

just to see how the list is doing

pretty good

like obviously most decks right now don't really dooooo anything

xolati for example

the entire deck is just high roll 1 card

and it's like answer yes no

and that's cool and all

but let's talk about actual decks and this dragon list is doing well

especially once siren song and all that junk gets nerfed

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I still think it's this it's very good and obviously spell shield exodia plays exist

they are literally format warping

I won't pretend they aren't good

but lets assume exodia gets nerfed at some point

so it isn't just siren song decks that A either go small or B go big

let's assume that decks will be good again

with that out of the way this list is strong

Okay so apparently all of Reddit us begging for a siren song nerf

Cuz they are tired of 32/32 xolaties or 1 drop aggro

So the card is literally the face of the biggest creature in LOR and the most agressice creatures

So literally everyone in the community is like hotfix when Riot

I've begging for this since day 1 and it hasn't happened

I'm not sure it will ever happen

It will essentially force and entire reshuffling of the standard format

And pro players don't like that they like their busted shit

As long as it's the simple busted shit they understand and not the busted shit they don't

So probably no hotfix for a month

So yes more spellshield xoalati that literally defunct every champion and deck archetype

Thats fun right?

Reddit u guys having fun

Well Majin is having fun

So thats 1 person vs everyone I guess

Why would you ever do something so stupid as trying ramp in a card game eith big creatures when the biggest creature in the game is a 32/32 with overwhelm and spell shield at 7 mana

Like fick riot did you not Playtest and realize that even though siren song is supposed to buff 1 mana stuff

It for some reason turbo buffs a massive 7 mana overwhelm creature?

Is that working as intended?

10/10 10 mana asol garbage

12 mana dragon spam card garbage

7 mana 32/32 real shit

Thanks Riot

I blame Majin as well old LOR wouldn't swing this shit before standard happened

Okay you know what Riot don't even nerf Siren song okay the cards fine

Just kill the interaction between siren song and xolatie

Just hot fix that and nothing else I'm begging you it's literally a "bug" 

Like all I want is for the siren song deck to buff Evelyn you know Evelyn the champion thats fine and her kit

But don't buff some random fucking targon overwhelm creature

How's that Evelyn?

Stop trying my deck is best

Youre embarrassing yourselves and once xolatie gets nerfed my eternal climb in 3 months will be complete

As the eternal king

Yeah I see you guys gave up on the ramp competition and just decided mine was best

But yeah crumble rally ooooh

Definately run that 1 health Lucian into pie toss

It'll be a blast!

You guys are back to running garbage again

So dissapointed

Unplayable on eternal ladder

And worth a wet fart in the grand scheme of things 

Hahahahahahahahha

0 aggro protection

In a deck you want to play on ladder?

Good fucking luck

Gg No re

Youre a waste of space and you instantly died like one

Hahahaha

Youre literally sitting there thinking why am I playing this terrible deck

Youre right!

You are.right :)

Like I said I can go 20 games down don't care

It's casual que

You dont have ladder pressure

You can do whatever you want :)

If you can hit masters in eternal with memes then do it

Stiiiiiil don't care

Here I'll throw this one too

Till you get it

Here open swing no blocks

I wont.block anything

Open passes I won't play anything

How good you feeling.in your solitaire?

Having fun doing nothing?

Just watching

Go nuts what a cool deck!

Wow a rally took sooooo good

Can I play your deck!?

It looks sooooo good

You see at the end of the day there is 1 metric for sucess for a bad deck

Can it beat meta

Can it climb

If you want to fuck around with me till we Jack off in each other's hair be my guest

But I dont really have patience for your homo erotic fantasies

Build a deck and climb with it

Win with it

Make it relavent

Otherwise fuck off

And you know you can't

You know you can't mono jarvan tutor into any deck with bounces or vengence

Not even ryze and ryze is terrible

You know this

And yet you insist on wasting my time and energy when your deck can't even beat the worst meta deck

Sure you can beat me with a one off cuz I have no idea what the fuck you're doing and bullshit baffles brains

But on ladder you don't stand a hope in hell

But I will actually climb to diamond with dragon ramp, because I've done it before

If I have to switch to something more competitive to masters then whatever I'll do it

But at least I'll know my brew won 50 games

Not 50 brews that won one game

Thats the difference between quality and total shit

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Like no bullshit this aggro list without a hint of exaggeration is a masters list from last season

There is no pretending and no bullshit

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This was a diamond list from 4 seasons ago

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This was a diamond list from 3 seasons ago

Every single deck had its time in the sun and it performed well 100% off meta in a relavent and timely ladder environment

Game after game after game

And youre playing 1 off bullshit into my decks and you think you have a big dick

Give me a fucking break

Hahahahahahaha

Oh no random bullshit lost?

That was your one chance too

You dont get to ever run that deck again

Quick delete delete

Eject eject

Better craft your next random bullshit deck fast

Where did it go?

What will it be

It's a one off then gone

Like a fart in the wind

Stiiiiiil don't care

The lack of caring is just so far out there

It's just unbelievable the lack of caring

We can slug it out all day in casual que

And I can throw 500 games

I can throw 1000 games

I can throw 10 million games

And still hit masters just as easily in 3 months

Just like I always do in eternal every season

Still don't care guys

Have all the wins on the house

Casual que party games

All on me

You can still suck my medals yum yum

Like if you asked Michael Jordan to play basketball with a bunch of school children

Would he be mad when the kids win

Nah he ain't even trying

No stakes who cares

Yeah so once you were done being a filthy try hard did I just go right back to dominating with my poro brew?

I wonder why that was?

Cuz you can "try hard" with anything

"Try" your little heart out

"Try" the best you can

But at the end of the day your 32% poro deck

Will still be a 32% poro deck

Cuz ladder doesn't care how hard you "try"

It's just math

Sorry

So try hard into me 500 times a day

But math ain't gonna change 

Yeah that frostbite deck was pretty bad too

Despite how hard you were trying

Wtf was that vanilla 4/5 play into open swing

Youre like plz plz plz let me win one more game

And I'm like I don't give a fuck my deck speaks for itself cuz math

Wonder who's right?

Probably the math

Cool anivia deck bro you could have really done a lot with her

But then you try harded with ladros otk

Like which one is it?

Pick a lane and stop sucking dick

And trying so hard rofl 🤣 

Why are you trying so hard into poros?

Jesus you guys are so fucking funny

Like what does it gain?

What does it do?

Why bother?

It's poros

Like you could be taking a bad deck and making it better

Like 32% poros

But youre so prideful you're like nah

Can't do that

Gotta try harder

Try try try

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Don't be sad Viktor Braum I'd here!!!

God you were playing that shit fast

You were pissed

But build a better deck to put that energy into

And stop trying so hard

Like do you see me going in for gymiks

Oh no better fucking otk and get wincon off as fast as fucking possible?

Gotta fuck this guy right in thr pussy?

Nah I literally don't give a shit

Let the deck do the work

See how it goes

Rinse and repeat

No Gimmicks here

You didn't even have confidence in that one you knew it was shit

Take your time breathe

I can poros into every deck you have all day long

You know my list no frills no Gimmicks

It will lose when it loses

Win when it wins

Tide comes in tide comes out

Still won't stop it from being the best poro king deck and that's fine with me :)

New set new expansion good fun

Mmmhmm yep

Deck just doing the work

God's work

Just wracking in those percentages

And I'm on auto pilot here

Zzzzzzz

Replace me with an ai

And this deck still works

Come on you can't ai with scissors

Thats only for try hard and you still lost

Hahahaha 

Just gonna casually grab the number 2 orn deck

Stretch no big deal

Just cuz I fucning mother ficning hate that poro deck!!!!!!

Gasp cough I'm okay I'm okay

Hahahahahaha

Outing yourself a little

Gotta assassinate that poro deck eh?

Hahahahahaha

Plz stop its over

Your guys are sooooo transparent

You did your Viktor into poros game

It was a 50/50 my deck was better than yours

Let's leave it at that okay

Steam and steam and cook those steamed hams

It doesnt matter

It literally doesn't matter

It's over

It's the good poros deck

From 32% garbage to 50% garbage

Hurray