Building A Trash 1 Drop Eternal Deck

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Hey look it's nothing but 1 drops, with 1 drop buffers and a burn finish

How amazing!

What a cool deck!

Thats soooo good

1 drop spam into decimate

Wow!!!

Its the best deck in Eternal now!!!

God siren song is sooooo fucking stupid

Plz kill the card Riot you don't want this being the face of eternal while siren song is also the face of standard

Took me literally 5 seconds to build this and because every 1 drop has 2 hp it'd literally ping immune and demands 2 mana per my 1 mana

You combine that with siren song and now it's even harder to remove your one drops

And then you play boat

And easy clap game over

And yes we run Samara and Annie and all the good stuff

I'm not proud of this deck it took 5 seconds to build and took one ounce of brain power

And you know what's worse

I bet it wins 55% plus

Gross plz nerf siren song

Rofl I even beat Jinx aggro with my frostbite meme deck

That should literally never happen

But horrible misplays aside the standard meta and possible even the eternal meta

Will forever be a mess with Siren song as is

I really love my masters medals tho

Cuz it basically says that there's every other memer who net decks to climb

And then there's me

Yeah I literally hit masters with elites

I dont care that they got nerfed I could climb with them again if I wanted

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Oh noooo the trash 1 drop deck works by being trash

Watch out watch out eternal

Siren song coming to get ya

Oh no the opponent insta conceded cuz I was running trash 1 drops in the trash 1 drop deck?

Almost like they know siren song is busted

Oh no the opponent instantly lost to the trash 1 drops in the trash1 drop deck

Because I played the trash 1 drops

And then get this?!

I played siren song

And then I bursted a 1 drop and drew two cards just for fun

Cuz balance!!!!!!!!

The fact my 2 mana murai warden represented like 7/6 stats with a keyword you know that just makes good sense

Like why not right

Let's just play stuff that can literally never be answered on curve and go six wide with 20/20 stats on attack by turn 5

Seems fair

You guys have like quietus right?

1 quietus and I have 15 1 drops?

Thats fair right?

This is what swim did, show people the unbalanced and maybe they will finally get it?

Oh no did you instantly lose to the trash 1 drops in the trash 1 drop deck

Despite seeing my list and knowing exactly what I was doing?

Imagine if you didn't know what I was doing and wasn't trying to counter me?

Would you lose twice as fast?

Faster than you already lost?

By losing?

To the deck you were always gonna lose to 60% of the time?

Cuz balance?

I rest my case judge

Hey look you started playing trash 1 drops too

Almost like there's no reason to play anything else

Holly smokes think I'm on to something here with this lack of balance thing

I'm a genus?!

Or is everyone else just too stupid to see that turning the entire game into 1 drop spam thanks to siren song literally the worse thing to ever happen to the game?

Dude I really dont care if you high roll your deep deck into my elites

Deep has the worst winrate in the game cuz its terrible

Do you think meming in casual one game means fuck or all?

Cuz it means fuck all

See what I did there?

I dont want deep to be bad

I dont want it to be bad at all

It should be playable in standard and eternal

Not my fault it has a negative winrate 

Cuz 1 drop spam is the format definer

Just beg Riot for the nerf

And you won't need to hit exactly insta deep flip into treasure

You can play play your champions, you know like play the game?

Wouldn't that be nice?

Playing the game?

Right?

Nauta something the one with the suit?

The tree dude

The cards.with the gold border around them

You could play those!

And they wouldn't instantly be garbage

Because the only way to make deep work is to insta level a one in 100 hand state that is in no way to replicate on ladder consistently