New Poro Deck Pretty Good In Eternal

Doesn't require ping spam or r and g

Has decent removal options

Better card variety

Not bad

Definately better than 42%

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Probably the only deck I recommend caught in the cold since you have unlimited beef and it's all disposable

I'm gonna try one into the wild as a king tutor

Three sister obviously

Inner beast is the best burst for this deck

Yeah for freijord tribal not bad

Obviously gonna insta lose into noxious control but into everything else it's solid

Sorry yeah your little standard bird lady list won't last 10 seconds into eternal poros

My bad should have told you

Bet you never thought you'd see a poro sled eat garen for free with caught in the cold

But man did you see that mana efficiency and the power

Like yes noxious control can infinite cheap removal making spirits unleashed a terrible card but into everything else it's just yummy

Honestly its very strange to release a champion that feels this strong in eternal

And this weak in standard

Caught in the cold

Braum

Spirits unleashed

Call the wild

Thats 10 core poro tribal cards (in my oppinion) that you just can't play

So thats all your removal, one of your champions, and a cheap source of draw

Thats not just debilitating it's literally unplayable without these inclusions

So yeah with these inclusions the 42% deck becomes a 52% deck aka playable

I could see if I can eternal upgrade the other two new archetypes but I wanted to do poros first for the swim special

That scissors ambush deck is terrible lol, I just didn't hit 3 sisters

like again you can transform anything into a beater deck doesn't make it good

that's what we see from the win percentages

like hey lets jam xonali into pros

doesn't touch the overall win percentage

and we see the same thing with scisors

because synergy, reactivity, good deck building

these things are required for eternal

not just beat beat beat

Sorry anything can be a beater deck, but any beater deck can be beaten I'll post my updated eternal deck in a second

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eternal ambush, it runs 10 eternal cards for the upgrade

I used to run poison dart in my sejuani temo transform deck

but for ambush transform it's probably pokey plus pie toss

it's too good not to use

obviously the big inclusion here is shaped stone, when all ambush wants is to run like 9 prowls for tempo this is your next best bet

good job you actually played a deck that did something that time

and despite that the new upgraded ambush eternal list was right there with you

solid stuff

goes to show that all these champs perform much better in eternal vs the 45% scissors list of other garbage

now I did cut all the expensive ambushes other than butterfly, there is an argument to keep the deny ambusher

that's meta dependent, I don't think fast speed lethals on attack are gonna be super common but maybe, I'd rather focus on being fast right now for the most competitive format

I think witchdoctor might be the cut, I know it's a transform deck but without sejuani impact doesn't even matter, so I'll run the deny ambusher in it's place too much utility to lose in eternal

darkness takes the L I'm telling you bro eternal poros and eternal ambush is where it's at take it from the king

yes mono shurima is a deck fortunately not one that wins very often because of how poorly it does into aggro

take it from me I got to masters last season with my own aggro list lol

but yeah movie movie ping ping etc.

good times

yeah that deck is also bad, like are you gonna try to out beef what with your 5 drops?

name a single deck that beats?

name a single thing youre doing?

again we are talking about decks that can climb to masters here not meme garbage at 45%

So you just died on turn 5 right?

I literally didn't even need to play that game

we call those free wins on ladder

so yes this deck is diamond ready

final eternal ladder ready list is here

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hedged my bets a little more into the value game for saftey

but overall it still does all the broken stuff you get from eternal

Felt okay into 60% bot spam honestly

as good as anything does when your climbing off meta

that is the curse we bear when we climb

you kinda have to make the call into what youre beating

we got a free win on darkness, we got a free win on discard, bird lady taught us to keep the 7 mana wincon with overwhelm

and then bot spam was whatever

52% basically exactly as predicted, better than the standard counterpart but not by a disgusting amount

I'm not doing buried in ice into puros that a hard counter should have stuck with ambush

yeah and now we are literally comparing my upgraded poro deck to the base standard ambush deck and it was a free win

you want empirical evidence of my upgrades being better than the base look no further than that catastrophe

yes annie jhin is an eternal deck I defeated countless times on my way to masters it's a classic

bravo

3 turn win from my upgraded ambush deck into fizz samara

seems about right

"finger guns"

bang bang

I think we will leave it right there

we take a deck with a 56% winrate

face it off against my eternal version that is improved from the 46% winrate

and I win in 3 turns

gee sure seems better to me idk? durrrrrrr 

face palmed so hard after the I kill 1 nora you concede

like jesus does your entire deck hinge on your vommit commet 2 drop staying alive?

did you have a deck somewhere?

yeah the 42% poro deck gl with that rofl

siren song is also getting nerfed

so why are you in bilgewater after that?

plus what happens when you wiff king? 

the deck does nothing

I've already stomped all these lists

like why even bother anymore?

instead you get reliable on curve removal in freij, you get board wide ping, you get an entire champion, you get three sisters

like yes beaters deck gonna beat but a bad beater deck wins 42% of games

a good tribal deck win 52% the numbers are right in your face

bilge poro = bad like really bad worse after siren song nerf

freij poro = maybe good in eternal

also I digustingly dominated the ambush mirror to the point that it was a joke

you got your king out first with siren song and a more aggressive curve but play that previous nora matchup back with your list vs mine and see how that goes? 42% apparently

Lol did you just gg a 6 mana spend on a 2/1 elusive

If I knew your deck was trash I just would have kept ping rofl

yeah you high rolled turn 1 crystal it happens

but you played yourself by running cat

that was pathetic

plz build your deck so its playable