Talking About The Two Dominate Standard Champions

So why exactly are Evelyn and Illoi dominating standard?

Poro king at 42% illoi or Evelyn at 60%

Thats a 18% winrate difference the largest we have ever seen in the history of LOR

It comes down to two thing tempo, and numbers.

without the appropriate numbers of spells and answers standard basically boils down to who can jam the biggest numbers faster

And no two champions do this better than Evelyn and Illoi right now

Getting those exodia 10/10 statlines to 20/20 is easily done with sirens song and spawn and no other deck can really compete with that or have reliable answers with our current card pool

You can run illoi with jarvan, or with Swain, you can run Evelyn with Kayla, or Lucian, or Nora

The point is the deck doesn't matter much

Sure the percentages vary by 2% but it's the archetype and the champion that's doing the heavy lifting

So what will Riot do?

Will they nerf spawn and Siren song?

Will they try to recapture the dynamic playstyle of LOR in a limited format

Or will they let the numbers slug fest continue with all the new champions perform 49% - 42% just because they are doing the normal LOR thing?

And right now normal is bad

Numbers good

Spawn or Siren song regardless of the winner numerically these are the two top tier decks right now

In fighting games Evelyn and illoi would be SSS tier characters

As in unfair and stupid to play much else

So poro king actually beat thresh nasus in eternal so I can already tell you the archetype is more viable there

Is it gonna instantly beat every single net deck?

No that's not how memes work

Is it better than 60% Evelyn vs 42% poros yes no doubt

Yeah just demolished karma sett with the king

I kinda wonder if eternal was just how lor was meant to be played

Oh wait

Yeah I'm familiar with ramp you forgot I hit diamond with it on my own

Saying you can burried in ice king is like saying you can burried in ice anything

Karma sett the good deck did nothing

You guys are so salty it's hilarious it's like if I hit masters with poro king once eternal ladder starts up you'll take it as a personal attack or something.

Like dont you want the new cards to do things?

Like if you want to just play the same old beater decks forever that's what's standard is for

And man once Siren song gets nerfed there I'll destroy

Don't gg me you waste of space your big idea is just to stick ambush in a scissors deck?

Like really?

Beat off to the beaters my friend

That meat must be getting pretty sore?

How sore can you make your meat by beating it with your beaters?

The most straight forward solution to any problem is just forward

I hit face I play creature I hit more face

This is a winning strategy 

But sometimes just sometimes there are people who get to masters without beating their meat

And thats me

Yep that's me kicking your ass with transform the worst deck in the game

Did it feel humiliating?

I would think so

Eternal king out!

you guys know I'm not trying to win right?

Like why would I ever care what happens in casual que?

It's masters or bust

literally nothing else matters

I'm not gonna play seriously into the 60% Evelyn targon deck are you crazy

Like why don't you just take every laddering shortcut before the hotfix lands?

Here I'll just carry you to masters myself

I anoint any 60% winrate Evelyn targon player the proud distinction of being auto carried to masters before the hotfix lands congratulations