The Good Bird Lady Deck - A Hitchcock Nightmare

So it was pretty obvious to me that all the gooood bird lady cards were literally bird tribal cards

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giving birds quick attack and plus 1 is nuts

giving them plus 1 and impact is nuts

Again in standard context these things are horrible outside of that

But you know shadow isles giving you all those yummy on curve control cards is just how I roll

Kalista on curve allowing you to potentially resummon your big tribal pieces

I call it hitchcocks nightmare and once again it's better than the day 1 lists

I'm on a roll 3 for 3 with the new champs, because I am the master memer competitive players can't put their head around this stuff

Like do you guys need me to style on you any harder

All you pro players had early access and all you managed with the new champs was a 49% garbage fire?

Nah I guarantee all 3 of these day 1 brews from me are 52% plus just by merit of them not being garbage

Like poros with bilgewater plunder activation?

Ambush with random pie toss?

bird lady elites?

what were you guys thinking!?

No you give Nidalee 2+2 and shes unstopable in mono shurima

you give the birds tribal synergy and they become unstopable

and you give poros good cards with your brain pan and they become unstopable

Swim would have had this figured out in 50 seconds so instead I had to do it

Yeah even if you high roll meme the current bird lady deck has hard as humanly possible its still average

And good to know you're using my 7 drop now rofl

Like what are the chances that will hit exactly bird lady tutor in jarvan into 9 mana rally?

What happens every other game?

Do you lose 50% of them?

Sure seems like it!

Thats what the numbers say

Maybe try including spells?

Idk

See the thing is this deck can't out aggro fizz Samara it can't out aggro midrange LeBlanc so what exactly is it doing? Beside meme tutoring elusive neco sometimes but not all the time?

Like really this is the elite tutor deck it tutors jarvan, it tutors garen, and it tutors neko and then it rallies. Everything else it does doesn't matter.

So we have another case of deny or bust deck building with 0 counter play options.

It's not like Ionia got massively buffed in this patch or anything so relying on a 9 mana card or a 6 mana challenger is bad

Oh wait...

Never build memes guys, we saw it in eternal with thresh nasus and we are seeing it now with tutor neko

Having your entire deck revolve around 1 expensive card had been historically bad

Not only from a winrate perspective but from a tournament perspective as well.

So we have 45% pro deck

We have a 49% ambush deck

And we have a 51% nekko meme deck

Thats not really impressive so much as it is absolutely terrible failing 3 times in a row

So instead of memes and below average deck building. I'm offering you sustainable powerful decks that can counter play against the 58% winrate stuff and win on ladder

Because thats what I always do

If you want easy go somewhere else

Also it is implied and tested that these decks are eternal playable as well, where you definately can't get away with memes

Yeah you high rolled again, it's pretty obvious why I steer clear of this format when thats kind of the only bow to your string

Like why play neko when you can high roll lurk and pings don't exist?

Also murai warden did nothing for you so your only addition there was pointless

No wonder your poro deck is at 45% you can't high roll it rofl

It's okay nifty is here to tell you that high roll decks only do well in standard and that high roll decks are memes that don't carry good players it's all right hush hush

How about I dominate standard ladder like I dominate eternal ladder with my brews and then I'll become a master at both formats?

That sounds nice

Shiiiit that was fast is standard ladder supposed to be hard or something?

You know what I'm even gonna cut the meme down 50% and rock 1 porialis 3 darkin lode stone thats nuts

Now I'll never lose

Yeah you can't high roll through my poro deck being better than yours sorry

Doesn't work that way you almost got there but no!!!

Like yes you can sit there with your 45% winrate deck and spam board and cross your fingers your wincon will mysteriously appear sometimes it will

But most of the time the good deck with the good wincon will win sorry

And yeah I even misplayed and wasted 3 mana on my end with the yumi equipment interaction cuz I'm still tweaking and it didn't even matter!!!

Thats the power of a good deck not a meme shiiiit I might even include 1 fluff for exodia who cares nobody runs answers

Yeah maaaath sorry

What happened you didn't get your high roll neeko, jarvan, rally exact hand state?

Almost like that deck is 90% garbage?

Oh wait

Oh no did my poro deck just absolutely dominate meta demon boy?

Almost like my brews are highly competitive or something?

Thats crazy talk get out of town!

You see eternal and standard have closed the gap now

We actually have good champions that do good things now

So my brews are unstoppable regardless of format sorry

Yep you literally need to perfect curve out doesn't change the fact I dominated the highest winrate deck in the meta :P

Yep illoi Swain 59% I don't care get wrecked!

Bad deck

Shiiit I could drop thr 1 porrialis for 1 moonlight affliction and that would be more competitive

That was deep bro sorry my brew was better than your net deck...but like what else did you expect?

I keep telling you that ambush brew is God awful

Why won't you just admit defeat and run mine instead?

Yeah high roll Jinx, again that's not really gonna beat anything meta is it?

Rofl omg so many memes, I'll do the same thing I did in eternal

Create a competitive aggro deck to squash the random memes

Because at the end of the day it's not you vs me, it's me vs the world and you vs the world

Ohohohohogoh 

God sooooo owned

Like sooo hard

Whats that 10 for 10 into your ambush deck?

Give it a rest

High roll elusive 3 times yawn

You know how much faster you would have won that game with my list?

Like if the game has gotten to the point where you have 30/30 stats on board you could literally do anything else

45% is right

Rofl played 3 cards I think my superiority is proven at this point

Yep thanks for the easy gold boys I'll keep you updated on my rank just like I did in eternal

Masters here I come

Yeah I had all those games I was just getting bored with how bad your decks were I couldn't even be bothered to drag

Zzzzz

Uhuh triplle prowl etc.

Yep normal hand states

Good deck so strong

Or you can literally do that with any nidalle deck

Like you can play mine and win off 1 prowl like a normal person rofl

So why are you running poros if you're just going to exodia with darkin?

Any particular reason or is it because you know the established poro decks are bad lol

I dont blame you

But you know you could run the exact same card in azir irelia and it would probably be better just saying

Or you know heart of the fluff the poro exodia card

What am I saying is you could literally be doing anything.better and everything

Why even bother with the tribal thing if you're gonna build your deck with central conceit that your deck is bad?

Makes no sense to me