Counter Brewing Myself Because No One Else Is On My Level

Okay I'm just getting bored now, I literally can't be beaten with poppy yordles for God sake.

Like what you want me to move onto poros?

I already did that and I won a ton.

So how do you beat me?

The king of eternal?

Let's talk about tech cards.

Soul harvest - yes its just a slow speed culling strike, but it's in shadow isles and that matters.

Eradication - low key one of the best anti aggro cards recently printed.

Vile feast - there's a reason this got rotated its nuts

Tavern keeper - the best frijord 3 drop

Blighted ravine- still the best frijord removal

Again good cards are in large supply in eternal and for some reason ya'll keep brewing like chumps.

Has standard scrambled your brains cuz ya'll playing bronze tier right now.

Don't emote spam me  okay cuz you're bad, learn to play the goddamm game.

It's not hard I can teach u

Elusive spam is for losers and you still lost.

Cuz you built it wrong.

Good try tho

I can teach you to build it better

And I'm not just being reductive you're supposed to run sparkle fly with bard and the new empowered elusives everyone knows that

Or maybe I'm giving everyone too much credit

Quote From Nifty129

Like what you want me to move onto poros?

I already did that and I won a ton.

Don't mock the poros. They make for a genuinely powerful deck, assuming it's built and played properly. I think I only lost once with it over the last week or so of messing around in Eternal format.