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Honest Hearthstone Cards (Game)
Submitted 5 years, 11 months ago by
Xarkkal
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Let's start a new game!
Honest Hearthstone Cards! It's like Honest Trailers, but for Hearthstone cards. It will work similarly to the "create a card" game on this site, only it must be existing cards, and you have to change the card to make it "honest". Be creative, and there's no rules for how you can change it. Then pick another card for the next person to do. I will start things off with this...
Now let's see what someone can come up with for...
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Note: Do not use the regular hearthcards link to post your card. The image will disappear after 3 days! Either generate permanent link on HC, or host your card on imgur or similar site!
Let's start a new game!
Honest Hearthstone Cards! It's like Honest Trailers, but for Hearthstone cards. It will work similarly to the "create a card" game on this site, only it must be existing cards, and you have to change the card to make it "honest". Be creative, and there's no rules for how you can change it. Then pick another card for the next person to do. I will start things off with this...
Now let's see what someone can come up with for...
I like it! Here’s my Bonemare:
Next card:
I make bad custom Hearthstone cards sometimes.
This game is fun!
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Make The Cow King an alternate Warrior skin plz
Ok, here's my choice
Spice Lord and self-proclaimed Meme Master.
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A man is lying on the street, some punks chopped off his head
I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead.
Hmm. Turns out he's dead.
Some very good ones! How about...
How do you actually edit pre-existing cards while keeping things smooth, I've tried the card generator but it only generates new cards.
If you go to Hearthcards and hit the little "Import" button (it's next to where you enter the name), it'll open a menu that lets you pull up any existing card and edit it.
A man is lying on the street, some punks chopped off his head
I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead.
Hmm. Turns out he's dead.
Bad form to do two in a row, but I couldn't resist.
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A man is lying on the street, some punks chopped off his head
I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead.
Hmm. Turns out he's dead.
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I make bad custom Hearthstone cards sometimes.
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Interesting games, indeed.
Up next is..
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Rating cards on coolness factor rather than predicting power because I like screwing up rating averages (and because I suck at predicting real power levels, but we'll ignore that LUL)
Wins per class (2/6/22): DH-197; Druid-996; Hunter-91«60; Mage-1056; Paladin-1126; Priest-746; Rogue-961; Shaman-1095; Warlock-871; Warrior-906
I’ll do both, I guess.
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Make The Cow King an alternate Warrior skin plz
Next one is
Edit: How the hell do you get images to work here?
Edit 2: Thanks DestroyerR!
There’s a button for it on the bar above the space you write your comment, it’s in top row, 6th button from the righ
Make The Cow King an alternate Warrior skin plz
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A man is lying on the street, some punks chopped off his head
I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead.
Hmm. Turns out he's dead.
(Side note, when you import Leeroy into hearthcards, it plays his entry sound)
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Psst! Hey, you want to play a couple of fun (albeit pointless) gamebooks? Become a king here, and a babysitter here.
Probably what we will all do
Here's the next
Edit: DAMN IT. Someone beat me to it.
Edit: Added Greaser too, as he needs some love.
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We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.
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Make The Cow King an alternate Warrior skin plz
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EDIT: DAMMIT!!!
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A man is lying on the street, some punks chopped off his head
I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead.
Hmm. Turns out he's dead.
Spice Lord and self-proclaimed Meme Master.
Looks like Avalon beat me to it, so I'll leave it at their BGH for the next one.
That frost lich jaina couldn't be more perfect. lol
Get it, because he's got the beast in his sights?
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Hello and welcome to the Tox Show!
"I'm not scared, you're scared!" - A random talking Chicken
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Posion. :D
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By The Holy Light!
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A man is lying on the street, some punks chopped off his head
I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead.
Hmm. Turns out he's dead.
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A man is lying on the street, some punks chopped off his head
I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead.
Hmm. Turns out he's dead.
HOLY FUCK THATS A GOOD ONE, here, take an upvote for that
Reno Jackson
Kazakus
My faves!
You can beat me but I will still yeet your skeet
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Wow guys I found these super cool cards for this expansion called "The Crystalarium"? Gee willakers, I wonder who made these cards?!?!?! https://outof.cards/forums/fan-creations/custom-hearthstone/321-wip-fan-expansion-the-crystalarium-a-deepholm-expansion-52819-11-new-cards
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I can’t Import Sn1p in Hearthcards, so...
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I make bad custom Hearthstone cards sometimes.
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A man is lying on the street, some punks chopped off his head
I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead.
Hmm. Turns out he's dead.
Living like that.
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Make The Cow King an alternate Warrior skin plz
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A man is lying on the street, some punks chopped off his head
I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead.
Hmm. Turns out he's dead.
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Necromancy is fun!
Make The Cow King an alternate Warrior skin plz
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A man is lying on the street, some punks chopped off his head
I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead.
Hmm. Turns out he's dead.
Oops.
While we're at it:
"Better make it a random BASIC Totem instead."
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Coming up:
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-Hordaki (rhymes with Mordecai)
Check out the Tactician custom class!
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Cmon, rexxar again?
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I do what I must, when I must. Know this well.
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Papa Nurgle wants to share his gifts.
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(My previous post was skipped btw so please don't skip this one)
I've typed "Hello" so much that it no longer looks like a real word to me.
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Lose*
Yeah but can't edit it now, no idea why i wrote it that way lol
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Carrion, my wayward grub.
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Good ol' days of HAHAHAHA PRIEST.
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A man is lying on the street, some punks chopped off his head
I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead.
Hmm. Turns out he's dead.
Next one- my pet card
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Control Afficionado specialising in Renolock and Blue decks.
I'm Playing:
Renolock and Secret Mage in Wild
Mono-U Azami Control in EDH
I'm Not Playing:
Warframe because of Uni
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(Edit: picked Vargoth for the next card but changed it to dreadsteed because I noticed Vargoth had already been done in this thread)
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-Hordaki (rhymes with Mordecai)
Check out the Tactician custom class!
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A man is lying on the street, some punks chopped off his head
I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead.
Hmm. Turns out he's dead.
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ARES summons Erymanthian Huffer.
ARES declares attack with Huffer .
Adonis' hp reached 0. ARES wins!
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"Never lucky..."
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A man is lying on the street, some punks chopped off his head
I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead.
Hmm. Turns out he's dead.
"HOW LONG CAN THIS GO ON ?" .. I guess we know now.. F my dude.
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ARES summons Erymanthian Huffer.
ARES declares attack with Huffer .
Adonis' hp reached 0. ARES wins!
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Next up:
-Hordaki (rhymes with Mordecai)
Check out the Tactician custom class!
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A man is lying on the street, some punks chopped off his head
I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead.
Hmm. Turns out he's dead.
Next,
next
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A man is lying on the street, some punks chopped off his head
I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead.
Hmm. Turns out he's dead.
Next up:
-Hordaki (rhymes with Mordecai)
Check out the Tactician custom class!
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The pseudo-paladin minion
ARES summons Erymanthian Huffer.
ARES declares attack with Huffer .
Adonis' hp reached 0. ARES wins!
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A man is lying on the street, some punks chopped off his head
I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead.
Hmm. Turns out he's dead.
Next up:
Next up:
-Hordaki (rhymes with Mordecai)
Check out the Tactician custom class!
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I get the reference lol. Rip the bat.
ARES summons Erymanthian Huffer.
ARES declares attack with Huffer .
Adonis' hp reached 0. ARES wins!
I had to do it.
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Next up:
-Hordaki (rhymes with Mordecai)
Check out the Tactician custom class!
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A man is lying on the street, some punks chopped off his head
I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead.
Hmm. Turns out he's dead.
Next up:
-Hordaki (rhymes with Mordecai)
Check out the Tactician custom class!
Am gonna try to necro this:
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Make The Cow King an alternate Warrior skin plz
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The only meme card I hate to face...
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A man is lying on the street, some punks chopped off his head
I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead.
Hmm. Turns out he's dead.
heres mine
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TOTAL CORRUPTION
TOTAL POWAAAAAAA
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Next up:
-Hordaki (rhymes with Mordecai)
Check out the Tactician custom class!
Sorry for the mirrored art. Hearthcards doesn't have imports for Galakrond's Awakening yet, and the card's full art is mirrored.
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A man is lying on the street, some punks chopped off his head
I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead.
Hmm. Turns out he's dead.
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Carrion, my wayward grub.
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NEXT
TOTAL CORRUPTION
TOTAL POWAAAAAAA
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A man is lying on the street, some punks chopped off his head
I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead.
Hmm. Turns out he's dead.
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Papa Nurgle wants to share his gifts.
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I do what I must, when I must. Know this well.
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TOTAL CORRUPTION
TOTAL POWAAAAAAA
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Papa Nurgle wants to share his gifts.
This seemed appropriate for a Choose One card.
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A man is lying on the street, some punks chopped off his head
I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead.
Hmm. Turns out he's dead.
Why wear armor when the boss one shots you anyway?
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TOTAL CORRUPTION
TOTAL POWAAAAAAA
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TOTAL CORRUPTION
TOTAL POWAAAAAAA
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A man is lying on the street, some punks chopped off his head
I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead.
Hmm. Turns out he's dead.
I miss him... (please ignore the typo)
Up next:
Next one:
Next up:
Hello and welcome to the Tox Show!
I'm completely new to all of this, so I don't know how to edit existing cards yet, but with Toxic arrow I think something along the lines of
2 Mana 'Toxic Arrow"
Look at this card for 30 seconds and ask yourself if it is supposed to make any sense, then forget it exists.
or
Legendary spell
2 Mana 'Toxic Arrow'
Question the ideas of the HS developers.
^ I really liked the griftah change.
Also I am disappointed you didn't quote darkmanne on the ancient one.. missed opportunity..
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Carrion, my wayward grub.
Go to Hearthcards. If you click the "import" button, it'll let you edit any existing card.
A man is lying on the street, some punks chopped off his head
I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead.
Hmm. Turns out he's dead.
... What import button?
Right beside where you enter the name.
A man is lying on the street, some punks chopped off his head
I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead.
Hmm. Turns out he's dead.
Hello and welcome to the Tox Show!
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Next card
Carrion, my wayward grub.
Wait a second hearthcards messed up, when you import linecracker it gets labeled boomsday instead of Rastakhan.
Yes I checked
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"The screen door slams, Mary's dress sways"
BADCARDNAMEThis is not at all relevant to the game, but I was looking at Saronite Chain Gangs art and I noticed that he has hoofs, blue skin, weird scale things on the top of his head, some little tentacles coming out of his face, and a tail. What on earth is this guy?
Carrion, my wayward grub.
I always assumed the guy in the middle was some Draenei who looked bedraggled because of imprisonment or something. According to the wiki they are Alliance and Horde prisoners being driven mad by mining the blood of Yogg-Saron.
"The screen door slams, Mary's dress sways"
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"The screen door slams, Mary's dress sways"
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TOTAL CORRUPTION
TOTAL POWAAAAAAA
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"The screen door slams, Mary's dress sways"
Up Next:
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A man is lying on the street, some punks chopped off his head
I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead.
Hmm. Turns out he's dead.
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"The screen door slams, Mary's dress sways"
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Just a reminder to everyone, when you make a card, you have to save the image then upload it to Imgur or another image hosting site. Hearthcards deletes images after a few days if they don't get into the gallery.
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A man is lying on the street, some punks chopped off his head
I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead.
Hmm. Turns out he's dead.
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Unpopular Opinion Incarnate
Speaking of Start of Game:
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Totally a coincidence, btw.
???
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:)
Wish this was a card where I could lampshade the six-month necro...
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A man is lying on the street, some punks chopped off his head
I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead.
Hmm. Turns out he's dead.
The image is broken, but I found out that it was meant to be Twilight Runner. I couldn't think of anything funny so far, but this one is still getting nerfed to 8 mana for sure.
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Arise!
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Make The Cow King an alternate Warrior skin plz
Here's the next one:
Disclaimer: if the above is factually incorrect or complete rubbish it is definitely both intentional and comedy genius.
It took three and a half months, but I finally assembled all 5 pieces of the puzzle!
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A man is lying on the street, some punks chopped off his head
I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead.
Hmm. Turns out he's dead.
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