aposteljoe

The player will go dormant!

No, seriously I don't know.

So they could have canceld this FIVE days ago and not 30 minutes before start.

But why?! ok I know a reason, but the changed the schedule after that reason. So the better question would be: why now?

I just bought snacks and drinks for the stream :(

This is the reason I'm a proud member of the Flat Earth Society. Why don't you join it? We have members all around the globe!

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From watching his stream, it looks like Thijs will be revealing his card in about two hours from now. Like you said, hopefully this doesn't attract an angry mob of people to Thijs' channel.

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We already know the Warrior Legendary: [card]Lothar[/card]. So it could be only the Questline.

Ok, it has at least some synergy with provoke to assure it procs more than once or twice... But who ever thought: "I'd like a number of 2/1s in my deck!" This is missing some "Golem Parts" payoff card which …

Ok, whatever they think is appropiate.

The reward is not so good.

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May the Gods of Hearthstone have mercy on the poor soul that opens this card as their only legendary in packs

You'd like the 8/6 Demon instead?

Flux, you made me curios why the site is nsfw! I don't know how long I can resist!

For the card: it's somewhat expensive/slow forthe effect. Doesn't get saved by Tradeable.

So glad, that [card]Stowaway[/card] is not in Standard anymore.

Face Rogue incomming. 

I'm awaiting a card that gains sth. everytime it's traded...

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Is Pirate Warrior going to be a thing again soon?

No.

Blizz I don't know, Allie is protesting against something.

Compare this to the DH 6/6 with Rush (Bladed Lady?)

Good things first: the art is cool

As for the text. I don't know. It's just a pile of stats. Mountain Giant replacement for Standard. 

@madcat: looks correct for me as additionally the first letters of each line are W-A-N-D.