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Morkimus

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Blitchung kicked out of GM

 The Chinese president can't stand being compared to Winnie the Pooh. AFAIK the name is censored quite heavily on the chinese internet. I assume Flux put Winnie there as a silent protest against Blizzard tacitly enforcing chinese censorship …

6 years, 6 months ago
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Renouncing Victory, With Style!

Ooh, crap. I had a miscellaneous Warlock card, then removed it, then forgot to put something in its place. Depending on whether you face off against more Control or Aggro, I suggest Gnomeferatu or Shriek, respectively.

6 years, 7 months ago
+2
Best Turn 2 Ever

Damn. I'm surprised at how nice most of you are being about the misplay. This community really has grown past Hearthpwn.

6 years, 7 months ago
+1
Group Therapy! Need to blow off some steam? Mega salty? Here's the place!

God damn Frost Lich Jaina is shit-tier design. Tell me Blizzard, why should I play the quest or any other Hero Power changing cards when the best hero power and battlecry in the game are both piled up in one …

6 years, 7 months ago
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Six Formats Hearthstone Could Easily Have

I've wanted a Two-Headed Giant mode for ages, but I recognize it is incredibly difficult these days.

Cooperative would be a nice way to test it though.

 

Give us a boss like Ramaz from MTG 2014 …

6 years, 7 months ago
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Standard & Wild Decks to Try Before the Nerfs Arrive - Uldum Edition

Big Priest on the main page...

Sorry Flux, you know I love ya. But I also hate BP too much not to mention it :P

6 years, 8 months ago
+14
Card Nerf - Barnes

I dislike this one. It's underwhelming to have waited for the ultimate data collection on Blizzard's behalf for it …

6 years, 8 months ago
+8
Card Nerf - Luna's Pocket Galaxy

Good to know Blizzard is not arrogant enough to ignore their mistake and instead admit it. I support this nerf.

6 years, 8 months ago
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Group Therapy! Need to blow off some steam? Mega salty? Here's the place!

Fuck this game. TWICE, Blizzard. You've made my pity timer go to the single digit TWICE in the same fucking month. Once for Uldum and once for Classic. Absolutely disgusting.

6 years, 8 months ago
+3
Group Therapy! Need to blow off some steam? Mega salty? Here's the place!
Quote From HULKbiceps

Anyone remembers this Schrutebucks guy from Hearthpwn who was responsable for ~50% posts of the salt thread? Is Kaladin actually Schrutebucks? Sure sounds like him lol.

He is.

EDIT: But also, …

6 years, 8 months ago
+3
Group Therapy! Need to blow off some steam? Mega salty? Here's the place!

Death by shit draws is the worst way to lose in this game. Give my enemy BS topdecks if you want, make me unable to answer every single cancerous 1-drop out there...

but

please

Blizzard,

Never,

6 years, 8 months ago
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Big Priest Murder Simulator

Oh, it's because sometimes [card]Shadow Essence[/card] brings out [card]Barnes[/card] or [card]Weasel Tunneler[/card] and you might want to kill them instead of transforming them.

Hardly necessary, but I haven't regretted using it so far.

6 years, 8 months ago
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Group Therapy! Need to blow off some steam? Mega salty? Here's the place!

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6 years, 8 months ago
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Big Priest Murder Simulator

Sherman, my Doppelgangster! It's wonderful news to know you're a survivor of the Great Hearthpwn Migration as well.

Now all that remains is waiting until OOC gets a follower system and we can remain bound forever once more!

6 years, 8 months ago
+3
Which Quest you'd hate to get

[card]Unseal the Vault[/card]

It's just so... boring. Summoning 20 minions is like... the least class-specific quest yet. I feel no urge to deckbuild around it because the requirements are quite literally built into ANY regular hunter gameplay already. …

6 years, 8 months ago
+1
Justicar Trueheart

Obliterated by the passage of time...

6 years, 8 months ago
+1
Group Therapy! Need to blow off some steam? Mega salty? Here's the place!

Hmmm... I have a bad feeling about the quests in this expansion. Playing so many games against Odd and Even decks makes me realize how stupid the idea of early upgrades to hero powers are.

Early hero power changes …

6 years, 8 months ago
+7
New Neutral Minion - Zephrys the Great

I don't like how it will only grant you cards from Classic and Basic sets. I get that it's difficult to add other sets to the AI but... meh, Hall of Fame will gradually make this card worse IMO.

6 years, 8 months ago
+3
Group Therapy! Need to blow off some steam? Mega salty? Here's the place!

How many fucking board clears and heals does a man need to draw just to stomp out the sheer cancer that are murlocs?!

Reno, Kazakus, Flamestrike, DK Jaina, Dragon's Breath, Explosive Sheep, and I still only won by the …

6 years, 8 months ago
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Yogg-Saron, Hope's End

Soon, my friend... Soon...

 

 

soon...

6 years, 9 months ago