All Card Flavor Text for the Whizbang's Workshop Hearthstone Expansion

Here's all of Whizbang's Workshop card flavor text ahead of the expansion launch next week on March 19.

• Reminder: Our Whizbang's Workshop Tavern Crawl is still ongoing, so go help vote on all the cards to give us data for the community compendium.

Whizbang's Workshop Death Knight Flavor Text

• The Headless Horseman - This flavor text, you would expect to rhyme and reference, to great effect! It starts out strong, but as you can tell it doesn't end very good.
• Dr. Stitchensew - First, do some harm.
• Rainbow Seamstress - Is this card any good? It would seam sew.
• Silk Stitching - The slogan of their very exclusive sewing club is "You can't stitch with us."
• Amateur Puppeteer - "I'm a real toy!"
• Lesser Spinel Spellstone - A story concluded, the kobolds had fought Yet here is a spellstone Azari forgot Pawned off to shops, considered a trinket Dark powers contained, none would think it
• Threads of Despair - Mom, I frew up...
• Darkthorn Quilter - Still mad about not being let into the spiders' sewing club.
• Rambunctious Stuffy - The Lich King can't sleep without his stuffy.
• Shambling Zombietank - Spidertank in shambles.

Whizbang's Workshop Demon Hunter Flavor Text

• Magtheridon, Unreleased - Playing with this card can be penalized with up to a two-year suspension. Please wait until the card is officially released.
• Ci'Cigi - She once bought a 1of1 Golden Skull of Gul'dan written entirely in Thalassian for 2,000,000 Gold.
• Window Shopper - OMG THAT'S LITERALLY ME!
• Red Card - Finally, Demon Hunter has expanded its color pallette to TWO colors!
• Workshop Mishap - IT HAS BEEN DAYS SINCE LAST ACCIDENT.
• Spirit of the Team - Horrible call! BOOOOoo00oO0o0OO0oo0oO!
• Lesser Opal Spellstone - For those seeking glory and power Be not swayed by Azari the Devourer The opal grants victory to the weak But leaves your soul barren and bleak
• Ball Hog - "There's no hog in team... ANYMORE! I QUIT!"
• Umpire's Grasp - PENALTY - FEL BALL!
• Blind Box - THREE Flame Imps?? C'mon, where's my pity timer?!

Whizbang's Workshop Druid Flavor Text

• Owlonius - They said you sound like an owl.
• Sky Mother Aviana - It's a bird! It's a plane! It's 10 copies of Leeroy Jenkins!
• Ensmallen - Come on, you know- I ensmallen, you ensmallen? He she me Ensmallen? Ensmallogy: the study of ensmallening?! IT'S FIRST GRADE.
• Jade Display - The Jade Lotus just releases the same product every year but with an upgraded camera.
• Chia Drake - Huh-huh-huh Hearthstone!
• Sparkling Phial - Lemme pull up your phial.
• Wind-Up Sapling - I am Wind-Up Sapling.
• Woodland Wonders - Is this a standup fight or another bug hunt?
• Bottomless Toy Chest - That's right, it goes in the toy chest.
• Magical Dollhouse - Build your own dollhouse in 3 easy steps! 1. Build a castle. 2. Miniaturize it. 3. GLITTER!

Whizbang's Workshop Hunter Flavor Text

• King Plush - He's so fluffy you're gonna DIE!
• Hemet, Foam Marksman - So THIS is who's been lowering the power level of all those Hearthstone cards in a foamly fashion.
• Mystery Egg - Which came first, the Mukla or the egg?
• R.C. Rampage - This place has really gone to the dogs.
• Painted Canvasaur - Oh this is a present? Would you like that gift raptor not?
• Patchwork Pals - "I'll name you Misha, you Huffer, and you can be the third one."
• Jungle Gym - Yeah, I work out at the gym. The one with all the plushies and toys.
• Toyrannosaurus - This toy WRECKS.
• Fetch! - We made fetch happen.
• Remote Control - For some reason, my dog keeps trying to eat this.

Whizbang's Workshop Mage Flavor Text

• The Galactic Projection Orb - Look closely in the ball and you'll see the expansion of space and time itself. Or their projections, anyway.
• Puzzlemaster Khadgar - Khadgar Khadgar in the ball, who is the smartest white-haired, tall, handsome mage of them all?
• Yogg in the Box - POP! Goes the Old God!
• Watercolor Artist - They've amassed a largely aquatic body of work, painting lakes, rivers and self portraits.
• Manufacturing Error - You thought the 9-piece puzzle would be easy, didn't you?
• Frost Lich Cross-Stitch - Do not fear power... Fear those who SEW IT!
• Sleet Skater - How do you do, fellow Ice Elementals?
• Triplewick Trickster - You no take candle! Or second candle. You can take third candle though.
• Spot the Difference - Ah, I see now! One of them is a picture of a Chillwind Yeti, and the other is a Blood Elf.
• Hidden Objects - There are 99 gnomes in this picture. Can YOU find them all?

Whizbang's Workshop Paladin Flavor Text

• Pipsi Painthoof - "Earthmother guide my paintbrush strokes, especially on the eyes."
• Toy Captain Tarim - Whizbang is now the sole proprietor of Un'Goro.
• Flash Sale - HOW LOW! HOW LOW! HOW LOW!
• Cardboard Golem - It's certainly... creative.
• Crafter's Aura - She has at LEAST Craftsmanship +3.
• Wind-Up Enforcer - Code 6404.5 clearly states that all Enforcers remain in their packaging until told by authorized personnel.
• Trinket Artist - Many Draenei found new hobbies on the long journey from Argus.
• Painter's Virtue - For when the Light hits the painting at a certain angle.
• Tigress Plushy - The sheervalue of this card is undeniable.
• Fancy Packaging - Wow, this card is great value! Until you open it.

Whizbang's Workshop Priest Flavor Text

• Timewinder Zarimi - With how generous Whizbang's return policy is, Zarimi has never been busier.
• Raza the Resealed - The 10th anniversary edition of a classic bestseller!
• Repackage - I don't want to play with you anymore.
• Chalk Artist - Well it's either a dragon or a dinosaur - chalk it up to art style.
• Clay Matriarch - I hope you didn't need all that purple clay.
• Fly Off the Shelves - No, Whizbang, you can't pass off a poorly-made shelf as a cool Priest spell.
• Scale Replica - Get it!?! It's because dragons have hides - commonly known as scales - and this is a model of a dragon on a smaller level, also known as a scale. IT'S THE SAME WORD!
• Careless Crafter - How about YOU try folding paper with only three fingers!?
• Papercraft Angel - Warcraft. StarCraft. And now, Papercraft!
• Purifying Power - I sure do love making my minions better!

Whizbang's Workshop Rogue Flavor Text

• Shoplifter Goldbeard - "Arr, this plunder be great for Cap'n Fourteeth's baby shower!"
• Sonya Waterdancer - Water you dancing to?
• Everything Must Go! - Go where??
• Watercannon - There's a teeny tiny pirate trapped in each of the water balloons. Free them!
• Sandbox Scoundrel - "Really? A bunch of fake plastic gems AGAIN!?"
• The Crystal Cove - For some strange reason, everyone that hangs out at the Crystal Cove has the same name...
• Dig for Treasure - "Woohoo! I'm so glad I dug up a pirate!"
• Bargain Bin Buccaneer - Thrift stores have the best buccaneers.
• Toy Boat - Try playing seven of these in one turn fast.
• Thistle Tea Set - Available with Swiftthistle or Decafthistle.

Whizbang's Workshop Shaman Flavor Text

• Shudderblock - Beware the hinges that pinch, the scales that splinter!
• Hagatha the Fabled - Soup's on!
• Shining Sentinel - OMG, I FINALLY GOT A SHINING SENTINEL AFTER 3 PHASES AND 8192 RESETS!!!!!
• Once Upon a Time... - ...There was a humble little squirrel on a quest to defeat an evil dragon. With the help of its earthen friend, it saved the murloc princess from danger. The end.
• Wish Upon a Star - "What are you going to wish for?" "I wish I had just a liiiiiiiittle more Attack and Health!" "...Really? You don't want, like, a million more?"
• Baking Soda Volcano - Science rules.
• Fairy Tale Forest - Man, I wish fairy tales were real, Durg'tash the Sorcerer.
• Sand Art Elemental - This art HURT ME!!!
• Incredible Value - Now with expedited Overload!
• Pop-Up Book - What's up-book?

Whizbang's Workshop Warlock Flavor Text

• Wheel of DEATH!!! - Why don't the good guys ever get a wheel?
• Game Master Nemsy - "Rocks fall, and everyone dies. Oopsies!"
• Malefic Rook - Was a regular Pawn but Fel in with the wrong toys.
• Cursed Campaign - Their group has been trying to schedule the next session since Kobolds and Catacombs came out.
• Crane Game - This claw machine is RIGGED! I keep getting demons that bite me!
• Sketch Artist - Never ask an artist how many pieces they've finished.
• Endgame - 2:29:55
• Table Flip - "Judge!"
• Wretched Queen - Mind your head when you're around her.
• Tabletop Roleplayer - "And then I uh... I curse them with... uh... OH! I got it! They have to speak in rhymes or they turn into a crab!"

Whizbang's Workshop Warrior Flavor Text

• Botface - "NOBODY CALLS ME BOTFACE!!" -Botface
• Inventor Boom - The best part of inventing stuff is blowing it up!
• Chemical Spill - I said spill the TEA, not the acid!
• Wreck'em and Deck'em - ...and Check'em for any signs of life.
• Fireworker - The one job where a spark of creativity is unwanted.
• Lab Patron - When a Lab Patron fails out of school, they become a Grim Patron.
• Boom Wrench - Boom, the Inventor; Can he fix it? Boom, the Inventor; No he can't!
• Testing Dummy - Don't worry, they're having a blast. MUAHAHAHAHAAAA!
• Safety Goggles - Remember, always be safe in the lab to mitigate injuries! *painfully snaps goggles onto face*
• Quality Assurance - I assure you this card is quality.

Whizbang's Workshop Neutral Flavor Text

• Colifero the Artist - You are what you paint! And Colifero is paint.
• Joymancer Jepetto - Joymancy (noun): The practice of bringing joy to others through the use of magic. (see also: ethics)
• Li'Na, Shop Manager - Somebody has to do the paperwork around here.
• Splendiferous Whizbang - After his work at Boomsday Labs, he's taken what Dr. Boom taught him and applied it to the most important inventions of all - TOYS!!!
• Zilliax Deluxe 3000 - It only took us 2998 prototypes to figure out how to make the perfect card... by having YOU do it!
• Playhouse Giant - WARNING: NOT A PLAYHOUSE. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CLIMB.
• Factory Assemblybot - I call it Mini-me.
• Origami Dragon - The fire will give you a papercut, which CAN burn. Does that count?
• Nostalgic Clown - He used to be kind of corrupt, but now he performs purely for the fun of it.
• Corridor Sleeper - In the workshop, I go deeper. In the mulligan, I'm a keeper. This time, I'm even cheaper. You guessed it right, I'm Corridor Sleeper.
• Wind-Up Musician - Sure to wind up your opponents.
• Origami Crane - I was born with 1-Health and paper skin.
• Nostalgic Gnome - She remembers Alterac Valley like it was 833 days ago.
• Observer of Mysteries - Nobody tell him, but he still has his Secrets set to the "Try Me" mode.
• Floppy Hydra - If you cut one of its heads off, it'll grow back twice as cute!
• Origami Frog - For extra-realistic fly-snatching action, use tape!
• Forgotten Animatronic - He ALWAYS comes back.
• Workshop Janitor - She works in a magical toy shop and they just gave her a regular mop? Make it make sense.
• Nesting Golem - NESTING GOLEEEEEEEEEEEEM!!!!!!! Eh? It just doesn't feel the same.
• Caricature Artist - "Pfffft?. You look RIDICULOUS! And I haven't even drawn the mustache yet!"
• Giggling Toymaker - "HAHAhehehe. Hahaha he." -Me when I'm making toys
• Card Grader - "Uncentered gem, fractured frame, folded corner... 10/10!"
• Bucket of Soldiers - Life is like a bucket of soldiers. You never know what bonus effects you're gonna get.
• Messmaker - The most painful 1 damage of your life.
• Nostalgic Initiate - Nostalgic Initiate: "Man I wish I could relive my college days..." Kel'thuzad: "Say no more."
• Sweetened Snowflurry - "You want a piece of me!? Will that be one scoop or two?"
• Plucky Paintfin - Not everyone can become a great painter. But a great painter can come from anywhere.
• Cosplay Contestant - She's the winner of the Valeera Cosplay Contest! Second place was Valeera.
• Rumble Enthusiast - There's always room for one more game in the tavern!
• Clearance Promoter - "Sorry, we just sold our last Worgen Greaser figure."
• Sing-Along Buddy - One of the buttons make you sound JUST like Ragnaros. BY FIRE BE HEARD!
• Giftwrapped Whelp - Don't forget to poke fire-breathing holes in the box!
• Treasure Distributor - As the illiterate pirates always say: There is no 'I' in 'piracy'.
• Tar Slime - Too cute to be contained!
• Scarab Keychain - "How do you keep losing your keys!? They couldn't have just gotten up and walked away!"