For as long as video games have existed, players have been getting annoyed with them. Whether it's forgetting to save and losing all your progress, getting hopelessly lost in the Water Temple or plain old bad RNG, sometimes you need a place to vent.

This is a place for you to post about your frustrations with the game, whether that be your fifth loss in a row or a particularly bad pack opening. This is not a place to mock or otherwise antagonise other people - posting to try and get a rise out of people will get you warned.

While we'll be more lenient with allowing excessive f-bombs and the like here (and in fact I'd recommend them, nothing like a good swear to get the anger out), forum rules do still apply, and specifically calling out people is not allowed. This thread is for your frustrations with the game, not anything else.

I wish you well in ranting your anger out, and will be happy to see you on the rest of the forums once you've cooled off again!

Gosh darn it. Cards bad.

everytime i get a free legendary at the start of the expansion its a legendary i dont want. that makes me really mad

Raaaah, keep religiously rerolling into 50g quests. Gold plox! I need my meme decks once the expansion hits.

That feel when you facing your 4th Khadgar Big Mage in a row... Thank God for HolyRekt Paladin.

First HPwn shuts down then i que the wrong deck....

Welcome the ooC.

Play Miracle Mage, met 4 hunters in a row.

Swapped to Token Druid, met 5 mages in a row.

I can't win.

Blast it. New forum and I can't find a way to add my old icon here!  

(ok this was just an excuse to post to the salt forums as I just came here after the Hearthpwn announcement)

...but seriously, can't wait till I can add my own avatar.  Or until I figure out how if it's already there :P

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Blast it. New forum and I can't find a way to add my old icon here!  

 

(ok this was just an excuse to post to the salt forums as I just came here after the Hearthpwn announcement)

 

...but seriously, can't wait till I can add my own avatar.  Or until I figure out how if it's already there :P

I hate when I go to new forums and people don't know they can go to their profile and choose to add an Avatar!  Especially when all they need to do is scroll to the top of OutOf.Cards, click "manage" and then scroll down until they see the option to upload a personal Avatar image!  COME ON, PEOPLE!!!

Dalaran Heist is fun at all but Heroic often feels like a re-roll simulator. Get good treasures and you're probably fine, unless you queue into that one boss that completely counters your deck.

Also FUCK Carousel Griffon.

to the person who decided that they wanted to wait till the very end of the rope to end the  turn even on turns they did nothing on thank you that was appreciated and totally not a annoying waste of time 

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Blast it. New forum and I can't find a way to add my old icon here!  

 

(ok this was just an excuse to post to the salt forums as I just came here after the Hearthpwn announcement)

 

...but seriously, can't wait till I can add my own avatar.  Or until I figure out how if it's already there :P

 

I hate when I go to new forums and people don't know they can go to their profile and choose to add an Avatar!  Especially when all they need to do is scroll to the top of OutOf.Cards, click "manage" and then scroll down until they see the option to upload a personal Avatar image!  COME ON, PEOPLE!!!

And I hate it when the options for doing that don't show up when you haven't maximized the window.  

And people DON'T GET THAT AT ALL!  NO ONE UDNERSTANDS ME!!!

(thanks)

Where is the best Salt Dealer of world, Kaladin ?

We need you, Kaladin, The Salt Incarnate.

Answer my call and fill lesser souls with your salt !

Drawing Patches post nerf! So much Worse! Ya-haaarrr!

Woah there's a salt thread here too??? Okay this may be a pretty smooth adjustment 

Going smooth in dalaran geist heroic up to the final boss, just to be obliterated without a chance.. everytime..

FUCKING HEARTHPWN JUST SHUTS DOWN OUT OF NOWHERE

phew...

Well, hi. I'm just salty user who has visited pwn almost everyday for last 5 years and want to say hi to our new place. So hi guys.

Btw. Did you advertise this page anywhere? I've never heard about it until now :(

Salty that I have to start over on a new website.

Salty that Renounce Darkness is stuck to only 2 copies per deck. Its power is bound only by the likelihood of drawing it.

This site sucks on mobile especially the hamburger menu.

also there seems to be no way to show if a deck is standard or wild without clicking into it.

Salty!

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Salty that I have to start over on a new website.

Ikr ... 

Every fucking pack that i open, i have a same fuckin Ursatron and a fucking 5 mana rare card. Every time this 2 

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Where is the best Salt Dealer of world, Kaladin ?

We need you, Kaladin, The Salt Incarnate.

Answer my call and fill lesser souls with your salt !

I have also been awaiting our lord and savior.

I'm pretty salty that Rogue hasn't fallen completely off a fucking cliff since the nerfs. It's always been my least favorite class to play against (alongside Priest), and it refuses to just stay down for a while.

I'm just irritated about how other people play these decks and draw all the cards they need just at the right time and how I use the same decks and do not draw the right cards. I can mulligan until the cows come home and even until after the cows come home and I will draw garbage. I can play a "choose this and that" card and my options are usually crap meanwhile other people play those same cards and get fabulous options that inevitably kill me. For example, Hesitbaron Togwaggle's trash spell was kind enough to offer me Lorewalker Cho, Nat Pagle, or Millhouse Manastorm. With such a menu of options, and no suicide option, I don't know....leaves me feeling salty, especially when it seems like every time I face a Rogue they always get something nice to double drop on the board, like a big fat Gruul or something. 

Salt for Prophet velen mind blast when you're thinking you're winning. And salt that everytime I have time for play ranked, I need to lose at least 3 star before gaining any!

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I'm pretty salty that Rogue hasn't fallen completely off a fucking cliff since the nerfs. It's always been my least favorite class to play against (alongside Priest), and it refuses to just stay down for a while.

I don't know about you but every time I queue into a warrior I want to throw my phone out the window

Where are you now Kaladin? Without you my life is incomplete

OH MY GOD THE HERITAGE LIVES ON! LONG LIVE THE SALT THREAD! 

I was about ten days of "consecutive log-ins" on Hearthpwn away from my first gold trophy.

Oh well.

I'm here guys.

WHOA:  Gonna have to crop the profile pic a bit.

please please remove hunters and token druids from the game COMPLETELY

Remove this disgusting class called Warrior from the game .. Im so fuckin sick of all these removals he has, whatever you fuckin do next turn he will clear the board, and even if you manage to survive all those 100 clears guess what ... He has DR.Boom too giving rush to all mechs ... Fuck this small indie company they nerfed Rogue and left Warrior untouched

Hey hey hey! No reason to be salty at the moment really. Unless..... Nah.... Could I? Yeah....

 Seriously. Fuck Big Priest. Hard. With a Barbed Wire Baseball Bat. 

 It's time to get Medieval on Anduins ass... 

I found this site today https://hearthstonesalt.com/  

It's either funny or sad, not sure which, but there is a lot of salt on there.

So I got bored of not being able to play a descent deck and complete dailies. Dusted my collection to make a tempo rogue deck. 

[Hearthstone Card (Rogue nerf) Not Found] .............

Here feeling like a salt lake. Fuck sake rookie mistakes. Now what start a new account? 

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Every fucking pack that i open, i have a same fuckin Ursatron and a fucking 5 mana rare card. Every time this 2 

The same thing used to happen to me. Ever since beta I opened about5 copies of King Crush :D (and I am F2P so I don't get to open many packs). But my luck has improved lately, just hung in there it will be okay.

Why does blink fox draw a flare against my Secret Hunter? Grrrr....

fucking hunterstone

I'm totally done with Hearthstone for now. 
I auto-received my rank 5 start for the season and I realised I don't even care about it any more. 

One more game against cancer-Lackey Rogue and I have realised I just have no love for this game any more. In fact, the only reason I am even playing is to generate gold so I can enjoy the single player content which is now more enjoyable than anything on standard ladder. 
That's a damning indictment of the game really.

Meh... I'll probably be back on in a few days and I know it.

At least Magic : Arena is still fun....

I had no idea that people thought the Dr. Boom emotes were amusing until I had to play a match against a jerk who over used them. The person was obviously a dimwit. I conceded because the warrior was winning (I know, such a shocking ending for a match!) and he emoted, "Thanks, I'll destroy you last!" Ummm, like, you destroyed me first, so there is no last. Makes no sense, stupid emote system.

I think tomorrow when I go to the supermarket and I get my change from the cashier I'll say, "Thanks, I'll destroy you last!"

I'm fukin salty as fuck all my achievements on hearthpawn some I spent much time farming mean nothing now ,surly you can carry them over here for us I can't talk more I'm to salty

Dusted my Archivist Elysiana so I could have some spare dust to craft some epics for a Heal Druid, which I wanted to try. I play it in casual and I face nothing but netdecked aggro decks like Token Druid, Mech/Midrange Hunter, Murloc Shaman, and Lackey Rogue, which led to 8 straight losses. Wtf? I hope these netdeckers in casual go to hell, my Elysiana didn't die for this bullshit :(

Fucking Big/Rez Priest can die. So cancerous to play against, especially when they top-deck MASS REZ TWICE WHEN I'VE ALMOST WON >:(

sigh...hunters hunters hunters EVERYWHERE...

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sigh...hunters hunters hunters EVERYWHERE...

Last month rogue rogue rogue. This month hunter hunter hunter. And a Murloc shaman or two. I'm getting irritated. Every time I queue up a game I'm like, "I bet it's a hunter" and there he is, Rexxar. It's like that movie about saying "Candyman" three times at the mirror.

Do you think if we look into a mirror and say "Huntard" three times we will get smacked with a steady shot? Or maybe run over by a hound while a hyena gains health and attack in the background?

Salty that I can't finish Heroic 3 or even Normal 4.  Cruise to both final bosses just to get crushed after so much time investment...

Sometimes this game may be so frustrating... 4 consecutive games lost by Leeroy Jenkins being they're only winning option and always topdecked just the turn before I would have won.

:(

Dalaran Heist, Heroic - boss 7 of 8 Wing 1, his hero power is Overload Cards are played 3 times.

I've had this boss a couple times now, and this time I'm getting the upper hand....until he cast, ON MY FACE, Crackle, and proceeds to deal 42 damage to my face.

No love huh?

I feel like I'm an underwhelming card creator in comparision to other people that do cards with a LOT better quality in less time.

And also better ideas + naming, specially considering I take 5-10 minutes in the name and people might already have a better one in what, ¿a few minutes?, in the end I sometimes don't even think I'm remotely good and just straight give up. My lack of confidence doesn't help either.

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Salty that I can't finish Heroic 3 or even Normal 4.  Cruise to both final bosses just to get crushed after so much time investment...

Finally finished N4.  Still no joy on H3 (let alone H4).

Rank 19 Wild aka Big Priest Country

On my last match to rank 5 had this mech paladin who had this gigantic 17/something on board and by chance I had my Omega devestator and militia commander to kill the last big guy and win the match but this guy used FUCKING Mojomaster Zihi! WHO THE ACTUAL FUCK USES THAT CARD

It destroys warriors to their very last essence both physically and mentally just so you know

Today playing matches on ladder during most of my free time I have won 80 gold. At 3 wins per 10 gold, that means that I have won a total of 24 matches today. 

I started playing the game today at rank 9. After winning 24 matches I am still at rank 9. 

Didn't get a measly bonus star.

Is it just me or is everyone and their mother playing hunter lately? I came back from a vacation with my family and all I get is mech hunters. How bad have these new changes been?

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Is it just me or is everyone and their mother playing hunter lately? I came back from a vacation with my family and all I get is mech hunters. How bad have these new changes been?

Play Secret Hunter to counter, easy wins :)

I get so annoyed with so much of the meta relying on completely busted cards and interactions instead of trading fair punches in a game of hearthstone. Looking especially at you, Dr. Boom, Zul'jin, Mr. Pogohopper, Tiger Number 25 and the Giant gang of Khadgar! Almost every game turns into something completely nonsensical.

Time to go Arena, i guess.

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Is it just me or is everyone and their mother playing hunter lately? I came back from a vacation with my family and all I get is mech hunters. How bad have these new changes been?

Totally agree. I try to run a mage deck with galaxy spell and some Giants so if all goes well I am winning at turn 5 and then I am not complaining. But indeed the hunter mech/bomb infestation is real. Not to mention all other aggro decks that are popular like tempo pogo rogue and token druid and murloc shaman.

So I definitely feel your pain bro.

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Sometimes this game may be so frustrating... 4 consecutive games lost by Leeroy Jenkins being they're only winning option and always topdecked just the turn before I would have won.

:(

I want an "undo that last topdeck miracle" button which each player can use once each game. But maybe then the horror moves to the next topdeck miracle...this needs testing :)

Bloody Missile Launcher plus Venomizer is such OP nonsense.  I am winning the whole game and this combo wrecks me and if you can't remove it, it's game over. Just stupid and infuriating. 

First I'll admit that i did beat Dalaran Heist chapter five normal on my first attempt. Yay me. Now for the salt - my ROS packs that i opened gave me a mana cyclone, that I had just crafted a second copy of d the day before. Also my golden pack gave me the expected four commons and a rare, but did I have to get a golden wisp? Now I'm going to be forced to make a deck with it just so I can play casual long enough to coin it out on turn one and pass. 

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Is it just me or is everyone and their mother playing hunter lately? I came back from a vacation with my family and all I get is mech hunters. How bad have these new changes been?

Hunter has become extremely popular and all of its archetypes are really strong again. If you tire of the ladder, be like me and waste your day trying to get lucky with the last chapter of the Dalaran Heist, where none of the "treasures" I needed were ever offered to me today after playing through the damn thing like 10 times. Double health? And hello, Bartender Bob, yoooohoooo, I need my spell reduced by three mana. I really don't need a Hogger or a Lorewalker Cho

Fuck my HS luck today man, if I either get a shit hand or I just lose every single coinflip just need my 2 druid wins and I am done :(

That moment when you lose to a Big Priest because they get a lucky Death Grip and steal your Grumble after having outplayed them all game by making their Sylvannas steal your Doomsayer (which they had rezzed & cleared their board 3 times). Turns out playing terribly doesn't matter when you still have Big Priest bail the opponent out.

Playing Mech Paladin on the ladder yesterday, make it to rank 2, and suddenly EVERY OPPONENT has silence cards. Hunters running 2 ironbeak owls? Warriors running spellbreaker? 

Is it me or is every deck being played on ladder right now just mech decks for each class. lol, thank you blizzard for printing snip snap.

I have yet to play a warrior that didn't open Rover on 1, Weapon on 4, Dyno on 5.

Big priest = small penis.

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Bloody Missile Launcher plus Venomizer is such OP nonsense.  I am winning the whole game and this combo wrecks me and if you can't remove it, it's game over. Just stupid and infuriating. 

I save a Wargear + Zilliax for that one

I'm salty about Pogo rogue at the moment.  I'm just minding my own business playing an overload shaman deck trying to get to 500 wins and every other game is this Pogo Rogue BS!  I'd rather play the pre-nerf Tempo Lackey Rogue  than this.  I hope it's just a fad and goes away quickly.

Stop emoting.

I think I'm going to send a message to Blizzard suggesting a name change from "Hearthstone" to "The Explosively Venomous with Lifesteal Mech Hunter Game."

Hidden text on Ticket Scalper: This card always starts in your opening hand.

Nothing gets under my skin like “Whoops!”... well what can I say... I did the best play available to survive one more turn. No need to laugh in my face that it didn’t work

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Nothing gets under my skin like “Whoops!”... well what can I say... I did the best play available to survive one more turn. No need to laugh in my face that it didn’t work

How about: I conceded because I, the Rogue, couldn't do anything more against your Token Druid, and you won fair and square with your cheap Wal-mart deck, yet you cannot resist emoting "Thank you." I swear this thread exists because the majority of Hearthstone players are fake and say "oh, well, you're too salty on the forums" but at the same time they're intent on pissing people off and making them salty in the game with their stupid little emote and roping things so they can continue to criticize saltiness. It's like this big cycle they create. They try to irritate people, the irritated people express their irritation, and then the irritated people are criticized for being irritated.

Sometimes I forget to right-click to squelch but I always regret forgetting. This time I got distracted by my difficult mulligan decision and the resulting garbage returned to me for my starting hand. All the while, thinking through my plan, I forgot to squelch. So I conceded when I was a turn away from death. And I was thanked for losing.

What I discovered is that sometimes, people may actually be thanking you.  I play some aggro decks and just concede when it is obvious my goose is cooked, even a few turns in, long before lethal.  People emote thanks, I guess for saving everyone's time.

I was playing Secret Hunter against a Token Druid, an almost unwinnable matchup for me. I lost, of course. My opponent then adds me just to call me a noob then unfriends me.  Hey Kenlykun, if you're out there I just want you to know you're a cowardly asswipe

Well last night I lost almost every game I played, did not matter what deck I chose. Opponents were out-mechanizing me, top-farting shenanigans like Leeroy's, destroying my 6 mountain-giant board with a huntard top-decked poisonous-hit-all-for-one-dmg combo, doing 23 dmg at the last possible moment with only Myra in hand and some insane rogue combo's and luck, getting the 5-mana combo with Khadgar and you are looking at 4 8-8's on turn 5, my Book of specters destroying my Pocket galaxy for two games in a row...cmon! What are the odds.

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I have yet to play a warrior that didn't open Rover on 1, Weapon on 4, Dyno on 5.

And Dr. boom on 7.

Not really salty, but i just wanted to share my new perversion:

Reaching target rank floor in Wild (r5), and then enjoy conceding against ANY Priest i encounter, without even waiting for mulligan (because they are 90% Big Priest anyway).

They might enjoy the free win, but they won't have the satisfaction of sh1tting all over the board with their broken cards. That's a tiny but meaningful satisfaction to me.

And i lose nothing in the process (maybe 1 star, and the loading time, but i don't care). And i spare myself some real salt.

Jeez...

Was playing Burgle Rogue of all decks in wild, got called a skilless loser who plays cancer decks by a Shudderwock Shaman player. Sorry for wanting to have a tiny bit of fun in rank 5 haha

Why is it that people who top deck lethal before their about to die the turn after BM emote constantly.

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Nothing gets under my skin like “Whoops!”... well what can I say... I did the best play available to survive one more turn. No need to laugh in my face that it didn’t work

I will click Whoops a lot (it's the only emote I use). But it's always when I've made a misplay (like I can be overdrawn) or when I forget to click end turn and let the rope burn. Whoops! :(

That is me. Say my game freezes and by the time I get back the rope is going, so I use it as a Sorry about that. Most of the when I see it used is Whoops nothing you did just now mattered, because I had an answer for it. My magic will tear you apart, because the win was mine all along. I really like Nature’s blessing upon you. I find it a nice emote even if they use it at the end. Good luck next game

When you get the 5-win 100G quest on your b-day, only to go 2-10 on your matches for the day...

Thanks RNG for giving me terrible match-ups and my opponents the exact answer they need every damn time. 

Damn Khadgar ruining my perfect Paladin run just because I didn't get to my free Call the Bells in time. His "RnG" is bonkers and mine is shite every time but they claim that they cannot influence such things. Buuuuullshit

Wow the odds of a pogo rogue who got lethal by being able to give his pogo windfury because of random discover, while next turn I would stabilize ...

Just got crushed by Heroic Kadghar for the 5th time ... Couldn't draw any of my good cards, no removal or any of the treasure in 15+ turns ?!
I love the adventure and overall really appreciate the Heist, but for fox sake, you need a full astral alignment to make it trough : good starting passif, good treasure choices, good card packages, great follow-up passif, luck at the tavern encounter and a perfect draw during the last 4 boss ...
How many layers of RNG can there be?

WOW. I'm all like, "I've had a long day, I think I'll have a glass of wine and play with some experimental decks in Casual mode." That was a HUGE disappointment. I basically wanted to try some crazy deck lists I've seen plus try a few of my own things. I was dead before I could figure anything out or develop anything! I think Casual mode needs to be renamed "Sudden Death Mode" LOL. I'm not really feeling salty, but I guess I'm whining.

So, I've had a long day, I think I'll have a glass of wine and play a relaxing game of Ranked Hearthstone.

hunters!!!! grrrrr
Murloc shammies

F*** them

5-20 in the past 3 days. My win rate has to go back to normal now, right?

Why does it seems the zayle deck I get is always the crappiest deck (priest) 7 out of 10 times :-(

Anyone that plays Coldlight Oracle Fatigue Rogue deserves a special place in Hell. If I'm playing anything other than a Hyper Aggro Deck and I see that sucker drop on Turn 2 followed by Shadowstep i concede instantly.

 Because sitting there whilst I helplessly watch my Cards burn with every "Mrggl Mrgl Mrgl!" is not my idea of a good time. 

Man I hate Mass Hysteria, I always seem to get the worst possible outcome out of it. Wether I play it or my opponent.

Man I hate lucky pogo rogues. I play zalay (ofc got silence priest, again) got the rogue down to 3 hp and than he casts 4 vanishes. Every time I can put lethal on the board. Than ofcourse his pogo's are huge and he topdecks zilliax. He heals for 20. Me #ragequite 

Man i hate my life! I played easily 5h heroic chapter 5 today and i got fucked by rng wayyyy to often! The worst part is, that a single run takes so fucking long........ just to be stomped by vargoth, kalec or kadgar after an hour of play.

I still like the content though, but it‘s just enough frustration for now

I cannot beat Dalaran level 5 at all. If I don't lose to that idiot with all the secrets at number 9, I get screwed over against Khadgar at 12.

I've barely played ranked this month because of trying to complete it, and every time I have a deck I think is great because I'm destroying everything in my path, I draw terribly in match 9 and end up getting destroyed myself. 

Anyone got any tips?

Bare in mind I'm a pretty casual player so I've hardly unlocked any extra decks or powers  except with Mage and Shaman. 

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I cannot beat Dalaran level 5 at all. If I don't lose to that idiot with all the secrets at number 9, I get screwed over against Khadgar at 12.

I've barely played ranked this month because of trying to complete it, and every time I have a deck I think is great because I'm destroying everything in my path, I draw terribly in match 9 and end up getting destroyed myself. 

Anyone got any tips?

 

Bare in mind I'm a pretty casual player so I've hardly unlocked any extra decks or powers  except with Mage and Shaman. 

I finished Chapter 5 in normal mode and it took me a while. Really, you need two things: 1) Time to grind it 2) Get the right treasures and card buckets making sure your deck can take different strategies. I beat Khadgar with Paladin. I had "Robes of Gaudiness," a "Baboomba" or whatever it's called, and two "EVIL Propaganda" cards. I stuck with a control strategy and he overdrew his deck to die. I really needed all the control tech. I cleared the board a couple times and stole his minions twice, too

Playing a game in casual wild vs a Burn Mage that kept vomiting stuff at my face. Mage hits me in the face with a 7 mana Pyro & eventually whittles me down to 10 health. I get the read that they have another Pyro since they had been sitting on two cards for a long time, so I frostbolt my applebaum to boost me to 13. 

Yep, another Pyro. Their follow-up turn after that? You guessed it, a third Pyro. 

Btw, all 3 of those Pyros were randomly generated.

Conjurer's Calling and Power of Creation are disgusting cards

Sick of playing against Mages that always seem to have all the right cards at the right time.

Almost won a game with the zayle priest, except hunters got tracking and got the exact things it needed to survive with 1 other card in hand.... Ofcourse they did

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Sick of playing against Mages that always seem to have all the right cards at the right time.

I only play mage but I have the same experience with warriors, huntards and rogues

Its very frustrating when you finally out played the death rattle huntard and have been able to do away with all his minions bombs and stuff have finally setup your wide board to go for the lethal damage that they can clear with this poisonous combo that clears and leaves them a big minion on board. Even more when they top-deck it. And then dare to utter "Well Played". I need a drink.

Soooo if everyone could stop having their "the nuts" game against me, that'd be great, thaaaaaaaanks

I created the Warlock Snip Snap deck and I get timed out EVERY SINGLE TIME I load up a mech to do lethal damage in one turn!   GYAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Fuck Arena. I decided to try it out after 3 years of ignoring it. I read about strategies. I watched streamers. I got Heartharena. And still... get fucked after 2-3 games. I mean, 2-3 and 3-3 runs are not good for someone who’s been to rank 5 over a dozen times and knows how to play. WTF!

Mandatory Big Priest players are degenerates post. 

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Also it's high time we rotated Divine Spirit/Inner Fire.  "You didn't clear the board every single turn" shouldn't mean "You died to a 5/5 while at full heath."

Agree with this bit, this is the real reason Priest always gets shite cards

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...game that wasn't decided by infintie value or aggro nonsense or some stupid bullshit combo that kills you from nowhere.

There are no such matches in Hearthstone. You have to become an Acolyte of Pain in order to play this game for a long time.

Where ever you go i will follow you my lord Kaladin 

Heroic lvl 5, had a great run went fairly easy to khadghar. 1 turn from me having lethal he otk's me ... From max health (70) well played Blizzard, well played indeed...

When you're facing a midrangey Dragon/Mech Warrior who stockpiles 66 health/armor & you just barely miss lethal with Spectral Pillager Rogue because you're about 3/4 of a second too slow to get your third Spectral Pillager to hit their face for 26 damage. Annoying.

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Been playing a bit more MTGA lately and coming back to HS I can say with complete certainty there is a huge problem with the game, and that problem is called "Standard Casual Mode."  I should not be able to know a player's exact 30 card decklist (most of the time) just by what their class is.   If we are going to operate with the understanding that Casual allows anything to be played, then Hearthstone needs more diversity.

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Also it's high time we rotated Divine Spirit/Inner Fire.  "You didn't clear the board every single turn" shouldn't mean "You died to a 5/5 while at full heath."

Truth be told, I'm only doing my HS quests in casual and leaving the game. MTGA can be a LOT more fun and varied. Even if I don't always win, you find a far bigger diversity of decks there

I feel like the random effects in TDH aren't random akazamzarak always polymorphs the highest value target, the novelist always kills the highest value target, and I had mostly a low curve deck s Haro and he mind games the only 2 big minions in the deck, he mind gamed a sylvannas!

On the bright side I did finish 2 TDH runs so that was nice. 

Stupid stupid stupid token stupid druid

Have almost full health

heals for days

but leave the board for one turn!

one turn

can not clear it every turn

and I am dead

thank you great game

Fuck the shut up (!) you fucking emote spammer.

(Squelch)

That moment when a espionage rogue comes with 1 mana Antonidas/fire ball/ galaxy spell/ sorcerer apprentice/ and just kills you in 2 turns, while you are desparately tring to find your own galaxy spell and draw...

every freaking day and with every account.....why oh why do I have to start off with a TOKEN DRUID opponent.
HOF Druid already, and while we're on it take hunters there too

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I feel like the random effects in TDH aren't random akazamzarak always polymorphs the highest value target, the novelist always kills the highest value target, and I had mostly a low curve deck s Haro and he mind games the only 2 big minions in the deck, he mind gamed a sylvannas!

On the bright side I did finish 2 TDH runs so that was nice. 

And the the Dragon with the random 4 damage Hero Power always hits the best target

I am getting nut drawn and counter queued by everything today. Lost about 15 games. This is such an awful streak of luck

I see opponent plays Priest - I immediatly concede. Feels like a waste of time to see Priest doing nothing but buying time.

Warriors and hunters....so low skill, such high reward. 60% of ladder. When are they going to nerf that shit? So many other good games around. They need to work harder to make this game not such a pile of imbalanced #$%#%@% skill should at least be rewarded a little bit. Day by day my interest is declining due to this 3$#

-remove all dk, or give all heros one

-nerf hunter mechs and animal companion.

What to do about these mech hunters everywhere?  Every match I play I see a mech hunter, coming at me with their stupid Missile Launcher + Venomizer, which probably costs them 6 because of dumb piece of shit Galvanizer.  Argh!

It's like the keep galvanizer and venomizer, and ursatron to get tempo while fishing for missile launcher.

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What to do about these mech hunters everywhere?  Every match I play I see a mech hunter, coming at me with their stupid Missile Launcher + Venomizer, which probably costs them 6 because of dumb piece of shit Galvanizer.  Argh!

It's like the keep galvanizer and venomizer, and ursatron to get tempo while fishing for missile launcher.

Freezing trap and/or silences do the trick.. (and every destroy/kill minion effects you can think off)

It took me all format to get here, but it’s time for Mad Genius to be nerfed or HOF’d.

Warrior is reaching Druid levels of dominance and variety. It can go aggro, midrange, and/or super long, and the shell is all the same. And the shell is held together by the Hero card.

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It took me all format to get here, but it’s time for Mad Genius to be nerfed or HOF’d.

Warrior is reaching Druid levels of dominance and variety. It can go aggro, midrange, and/or super long, and the shell is all the same. And the shell is held together by the Hero card.

I don't know about nerfing or HOF, but they could change the stats on it, that's for sure. At some point today I asked myself if it shouldn't be renamed. We could call it "Autoconcede" so you know at what point in the game you lose. I think one of the most disgusting aspects of this card is that the Warrior can draw it at the beginning of the game and just hold onto it until 7 mana are available to play it. It does not precisely gain value from turn 1 to 7 yet it's beneficial to hold onto it from the very beginning of the game just because. I mean, it doesn't hurt the warrior to hold onto it over seven turns because playing it is basically the beginning of the end. It's obvious that it's a disgusting card because even warriors focused on a dragon theme play it. Its flavor is mech, but a dragon deck benefits from it.

Fortunately, I am still on a salt hiatus. I am still indifferent about losing to bullshit. I lose to bullshit and continue to press forward. I will not abandon you, however, my salty ones. Eventually, I will get salty again.

I feel your pain, though, RandomGuy. Dr. Boom is a piece of shit. Also, the warrior class is currently braindead. I was playing warrior, actually, a month ago, because I'm collecting golden heroes. I stopped because it's autopilot. Especially bomb warrior. Need to draw some rush minions? Draw them. Need more armor? Get some. Need to remove minions infinitely? Do it. It's pathetic. I will earn my golden warrior when it's less like this

DR. BOOM MAD GENIUS NEEDS TO F***ING GO.  I lost thanks to that card because of the 7 armor the battlecry gives, (opponent had 7 health the following turn upon playing it) I could not get through the additional 35 armor gained over the course of the turns played afterwards, that is 65 health in case ya didn't realize.  Blizzard PLEASE STOP printing hero cards.  "infinite value cards" suck to play against as ANY deck.  I don't care if you're a smorc hunter or control priest and everyone in between, Hagatha, Boom, and Zu'ljin should have never been printed and they all should have left with all the other hero cards.  Some should not have hero cards, either all have them (at varying viability) or none.  If there is not going to be an inherent downside then they should not be printed.  Juraxxus is the ONLY hero card I feel that is perfectly balanced, very powerful effect, but you can only have 15 health...there NEEDS to be a downside to these things to make them "fair" to play against.

(yes I think conjurers needs a nerf as well, maybe lose the twinspell tag on that one)

Signed

Frustrated long time player, with a new hole in his wall

P.S. Do not tell me the typical answer of well you just need to counter that deck, that is the problem with Warrior right now...there is almost NO counter to it besides maybe Mech Paladin (control pally main here) and that deck is at BEST a Tier 3 

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DR. BOOM MAD GENIUS NEEDS TO F***ING GO.  I lost thanks to that card because of the 7 armor the battlecry gives, (opponent had 7 health the following turn upon playing it) I could not get through the additional 35 armor gained over the course of the turns played afterwards, that is 65 health in case ya didn't realize.  Blizzard PLEASE STOP printing hero cards.  "infinite value cards" suck to play against as ANY deck.  I don't care if you're a smorc hunter or control priest and everyone in between, Hagatha, Boom, and Zu'ljin should have never been printed and they all should have left with all the other hero cards.  Some should not have hero cards, either all have them (at varying viability) or none.  If there is not going to be an inherent downside then they should not be printed.  Juraxxus is the ONLY hero card I feel that is perfectly balanced, very powerful effect, but you can only have 15 health...there NEEDS to be a downside to these things to make them "fair" to play against.

Their logic for last years "If it's random it's not OP". But I agree with you.

Crappy warriors, got them down to 1 hp, but because of drawing the nuts and 100% tech against my mech hunter (even with emp operative :-/) they won, like they aren't winning enough already...

I am so tired of all these netdecks on casual. If you are going to play a deck that has a positive winrate, play it on ranked where winning actually gets you something! I can't be the only player who actually wants to play something he's come up with himself. Do my own decks suck, yes. But it is maddening that facing someone with an original thought bouncing inside their skulls is a rare occurrence.

Anyone else enjoying the new season? Either be dead by druid/lock/shaman or hunter on turn 4-5 or play 30 minutes against warriors with their 29 removal cards+boom….either way you are !#@$!!$1.

Well, my immunity to saltiness is now gone, thanks to this new shitty season and the end of the last shitty season.

Fuck this shitty fucking piece of shit mother fucking game.

Haven't won a single game since the beginning of the season, folks. All losses. Not a single win. If you're a nerd that wants to reply to me saying, "you should tech for this" and "show us some of your replays" you can saveit. I know how to tech, I know when I make mistakes, and I am so fucking tired of players who treat others like idiots with their shitty advice. So don't try to help me, not looking for help. Just really pissed off at this piece of shit game which I think does not deserve any of my attention.

Obviously, the healthy choice for me is not play this stupid game because it isn't fun. I'm sure when I return to it it will be as shitty as ever, and I will win a lot and feel fantastic and eventually come back to here, where I am right now, losing all my matches and ready to set my computer on fire and throw it out the window.

Yesterday, I experienced the worst rng in a long time. I was playing as a Mech Paladin against a Plot Twist Warlock. I managed to stay alive through all the combos, and the odds were in my favor to win. The Warlock was running out of cards and played Rafaam with 4 cards in hand, 1 left in his deck. Rafaam gave him Face Collector which he played twice the following turn. He was pretty low on health and taking fatigue damage while I was almost at full and had board control. What could he possibly get that would turn the tide? Well, on his next turn, he plays Chef Nomi which he got from one of the Face Collectors. Are you kidding me?! I could still win this I thought. The fatigue damage is kicking in. I just have to hold out a little longer. Then he plays Archivist Elysiana, which he got off the other Face Collector. What are the odds?

Stupid f2p's and their f2p Standard format and their f2p agro decks, why would you limit yourself with cards, why won't you play the full game?
Why do you play Standard if you don't compete in Hearthstone tournaments?
And what is the reason people tryharding in Casual with tier 1 meta decks,  poor peasants probably don't even have more than 4 decks.
What is the fun in dumb agro decks or solitaire otk decks when you can play high intelligent control decks and actually make meaningful decisions and think about using resources unlike the others and actually interact with your opponent?

p2hf btw

Was playing chapter 5 heroic whilst on the train to work. Finally got to Khadgar for the first time and noticed halfway through the fight that the surroundings outside looked a little different than normal. Turns out that I forgot to get off at my stop, meaning I'll be an hour late at work.

And of course I didn't even beat that bloody Khadgar.

Overload / Aggro Shaman pisses me off. I played against someone yesterday who completely ignored my minions and just went face with everything. On turn 6 he gets out the windfury weapon. I know I can win if I can live just one more turn. Yet, he gets the weapon to do 10 damage and then lava bursts me in the face for another 5 and wins.

Yes, I could tech in a weapon removal and hope I draw it. Or Zilliax. Or whatever. 

But decks should not exist that just allow you to ignore your opponent and still win. 

I regret opening the game and playing it today. What a terrible day for playing Hearthstone. I think Standard, at least, has reached a coin flip status. Or rock-paper-scissors. There are no surprises and lots of losses intertwined with wins. My day on the standard ladder: win 1, lose 1, win 1, lose 1, win 2, lose 1, win 1, lose 3, win 2, lose 4, win 1, lose 1, etc. It's a little better than a day playing Texas Holde 'em, though, so there's something to be less salty about. But it's not far from being like Texas Holde 'em.

And with that knowledge, I think I'll take a day away from this stupid game and return to it the day after with the idea that I'm just going to do whatever it takes to get more gold and not more rank. I have also decided that my goal to make all my heroes golden is a stupid goal. I don't want to spend money on this stupid game. I want this game to be formatted better and then maybe I'll spend some money on this game. I'm going to start playing the decks that get me the most gold every day. I'm going to focus exclusively on quests and the 100 gold daily limit. And arena, only if I can swing it to double dip on the quests.

I'm not normally one to complain. But my last opponent can just fuck off. Turn Three and I had to go and answer my front door to collect a package. I come back and the Rope is burning. "Oh well", thinks I and play my card and end the turn. 

 My opponent, on the other hand, then spends every single turn doing what they need to do then letting the Rope burn all the way down. Every. Single. Turn. 

 Now look, whoever you are, I can normally ignore Ropers. I have other things I need to do as well. But fuck me sideways. When I let the Rope burn down because Real Life Shit happens do not think I've done that intentionally. And then proceed to do the same, even after I finish my turns in normal time and don't see the Rope again. 

 I'm glad I beat you, but damn son.... 

Fuck Mill Rogue. That deck is more unfun to play against than fucking Big Priest. Talk about an uninteractive piece of garbage. "Oh look at me! I made you draw your entire deck, and filled my whole deck with one fucking card!" Brainless piece of shit. 

Mostly, I'm irritated because I can't even turn to casual mode to do gold quests. All I had to do was play some cards. Precisely, I had to play thirty hunter cards. I didn't need to win. I spent my first 15 minutes of quest completion not playing a single card, because warrior after warrior conceded. Did I have mech hunter ready to go in casual when I need to play 30 hunter cards? No, of course not. I had cheapy creepy midrange hunter that has all the hunter cards to play.

All you people who autoconceded could have felt good about yourselves winning the game, letting me slap out my thirty hunter cards not caring about winning.

Casual is too traumatic, obviously. The pressure in casual is making people explode too soon. They can't take it. Especially the warriors. It's too much.

Please make casual a nice place for us all to complete quests for gold. Otherwise, I'm in serious need of a foil hat. Last time I posted here, I said I was going to focus on gold and not rank. What happens? I get delayed on the gold quests all of the sudden when I turn my back on ranked.

If this weird shit continues, I'm not only putting on my foil hat. I'm going to revive the arguments about how matchmaking isn't random and the server is out to get me. I'm going all hard core reviving the arguments about how I changed one card in my deck that caused me to be matched against 16 freeze mages in a row. I'm serious, people. Either hear me or fear my foil hat. I'll put it on and block out your evil bad juju blizzard rays.

I finally get a great curve against a Warrior as Aggro Shaman, I've got him down to 3 health by turn 5, and that's when Battle.net decides to disconnect me from my game. Fuck you Blizzard, you couldn't let me have that win?!!! Fucking assholes

Imagine working in the balance team of Blizzard and not having to do your job for an eternity and STILL get paid.

 "increase 1 mana here, decrease 1 mana there, perfectly balanced as all things, let's call it a work year and go on vacation! -what about Wild? Fuck Wild"

So, I have played 6 times now, six losses. Pure chance should have given me a disconnect or someone who drew nothing. But no, I'm simply not allowed to win. And I have to win 3 times with Rogue to finish the quest.

I'm just about ready to scream!

The levels of RnG in Dalaran Hiest are really starting to fuck me off now Just let me have a fucking deck than can beat Vargoth onwards for fucks sake. 

Don't even know how many times I have tried at this point but it is certainly no longer very fun. Considering people have done every fight in every wing with every hero and deck and I can't even do this one with any single class, on normal. Seriously fuck this shit

1-9 brain-dead easy wins, 10-12 you don't get one single incy piece of good RnG or Heart of the cards or any of your treasures or anything, just get fucked over and over. 

So balanced and progressive in difficulty.......

Fuck you Blizz. Fuck you.

I'm somewhat glad I've been able to get a few ranks on ladder with secret mech pally, but does every single opponent has to play mech Hunter? Feels like it's the only one I ever get to face.

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Dear Team 5,

please get off your lazy asses and fix Genn & Baku. I want variety in Wild ladder. Not 95% odd paladin all the time.

SIGNED, NOT READ

-SOME ASSHOLE.

To Arms, man! :P But to be honest Oddpaladin is needed to keep BPriest in check, because you need to rush this Highroll-Deck down before it gets you. :)

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Quote From doingtheobvious

Dear Team 5,

please get off your lazy asses and fix Genn & Baku. I want variety in Wild ladder. Not 95% odd paladin all the time.

SIGNED, NOT READ

-SOME ASSHOLE.

To Arms, man! :P But to be honest Oddpaladin is needed to keep BPriest in check, because you need to rush this Highroll-Deck down before it gets you. :)

Or they could just fix Big Priest as well

Of course when you have lethal against warrior, he gets a 3rd or 4th devastator and he stabilizes. Boom needs to go. Give all classes an OP DK or none. Also remove mech tag from devastator. Kill a 8-10 mana minion AND a 4 health minion for 4 mana and in one turn is beyond %@%$$%$%

Been on a warpath with khadgar in the dalaran heist lately. Two times in a row I managed to get to him with the Golden Candle, turning everything into legendaries. First time one of my minions turns into a madjordomo while I have 140 health. He gets lethal next turn because of it. The next time he gets 2 sylvanas generated, stealing my biggest minions back to back. I know it's supposed to be a wrong boss but DAMMN, it stings so much more to die because of RNG in a fight like that....

My list of "want to autoconcede" matchups is getting larger every day, here is my top 5 (erh, wait make that a top 7): 

1. Control Warrior

2. Mech Hunter

3. Token Druid

4. Mech Pally if they have the nut draw (Galvanizer, give all minions in hand+2, magnetic mayhem follows and you are dead, dead, stone dead)

5. Murloc Shaman when they get infinite draw card on turn 1

6. Aggro Priest (One time he had 3 pimped minions on board on turn 4, then went shadow and could finish me off on turn 5 with some spell wtf!).

7. Freeze mage (freeze freeze more freeze giant mountain giant sea freeze freeze more freeze conjurers calling freeze freeze cyclone even more freeze and lethal)

You know what I'm talking about.

Dammit.

Worst thing about this game, is when you are 1 win away from rank 5, then go on an 8 game losing streak... 

Lost 3 times to the first boss in Tavern Brawl with Priest 

Super fun times bro

Fuck people who play Odd Pally in casual. Like seriously, wtf?

This game can suck it. Casual, ranked, no matter what mode, it's been a negative experience for me today. No matter what deck, no matter how hard I try, no matter what I do. Sometimes it takes too much effort to call this activity "playing a game."

Fuck mage, period. I'm sick of the class, atleast play fucking Khadgar. Jaina my fucking arse with your god damned annoying emotes.

Wild Big Priest players should be handled as an Outlaw irl and kos'd

Why is Big Warrior such a trash deck ._.

Yes, I agree casual is beyond broken and Blizzard has no plans of fixing it. It's nice that quests can also be completed playing vs friends. The more friends, the better. Bad thing is that I forget about people if we don't interact often, and I don't know anymore if I should write them in English, Catalan, Spanish or what :/

Yesterday i got 7 HUNTERS IN A ROW, believe or not

41:39 seconds

next reward at 40:00

Rag's god like RnG prevented this from happening and I thought I was way under.

Damn it.

Also can we get image upload from pc  sometime soon

Why do I even bother playing this stupid game? Oh yeah, because of the legendary quests that are more generous than usual, just in case I want to play in the future.  The special quests that are easy like "Draw 30 cards for 200 gold" or whatever aren't really making me happy. 

Fuck this game, god dammit. It is my turn to get all the good nut draws. MY FUCKING TURN. I've been drawing like shit for two weeks now. Enough of the punishment. I've shown you I can conquer with shitty card draws. Give me my good luck, RNGesus. I have proven myself. Also, I'm still playing this piece of garbage card game, so I'm fucking loyal. I deserve a little treat for my masochism.

Fucking roping arseholes. HOW CAN ANYONE ENJOY PLAYING THE GAME THIS WAY TWATHEADS.

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Worst thing about this game, is when you are 1 win away from rank 5, then go on an 8 game losing streak... 

That would be the "Curse Of The Last Star" (or win).  I can't stand that.  I'm ranked in the teens right now but just had that happen to me at rank 12.  

Please stop playing OTK decks!  I just got a Paladin down to 5 health and I was at 25.  They play whatever the F that card is to draw Shirvallah, the Tiger and deal 25 damange.  FU!  Sometimes I really don't understand why I play this game.  Part of me wants to blame Blizzard for putting those types of mechanics in the game but it's the people that plays them.  

Just played a game where opponent robed every turn.. omg!

I can't fucking take Warriors anymore. Every game - Eternium Rover on turn 1, armor, armor, board clear, board clear, Dr. Boom, random bullshit, 40 turn game, they finally win. 

same. idiot warriors. Boom on 7 and 29 removal cards

OH LOOK now Spellhunter is playing that Barnes Cancer. Can we please just nerf the card to a 9 mana 1/1 and call it a day? And no team 5 people aren't playing it because it is fun, they play it because it gives them free wins and their tiny tiny brain can't find other ways to win otherwise. 

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Please stop playing OTK decks!  I just got a Paladin down to 5 health and I was at 25.  They play whatever the F that card is to draw Shirvallah, the Tiger and deal 25 damange.  FU!  Sometimes I really don't understand why I play this game.  Part of me wants to blame Blizzard for putting those types of mechanics in the game but it's the people that plays them.  

Personally I love playing OTK decks. One reason is because all of the other aggro & control decks are exactly the same deck that everyone is playing and almost always have obvious plays. I feel it gets boring playing decks and playstyles that are so scripted

Well, copy-pasting tekst just leaves my post completely empty apparently :s

That feeling when your rouge opponent top decks (on turn 5) a pogo, one turn after shuffling them in and then gets the transform lackey from an EVIL miscreant which then transforms the miscreant into a fucking shark totem thing for overall god level rng.

Fuck you guy.

Go get a better job or a lottery ticket or someshit but leave hearthstone alone with your god luck

After playing really well throughout the whole run, collecting a good deck and treasures ect do you know what is really fun?

Having an hour of my life wasted because one fucking [Hearthstone Card (Cabalist's Tomb) Not Found] gave him the exact 3 spells he needed to stop me doing the last 15 damage I needed.

On top of his godlike draw RnG and his godlike hero power RnG does he really need the ability to turn a garenteed loss into a win as well, if so then fuck you cunty designers straight to hell, he's a fucking a computer he shouldn't ever care that much, this is normal I am talking about not even heroic.

That said  can you tone the fucking RnG down on Archmage Kalec by about 1/4 minimum. Kind of proves that RnG is just a lie and you can make it better or worse for what you need or to "make it harder"

Does an AI boss feel any emotion over winning or loosing? Obviously not, he doesn't even notice or care either way

Do real life paying customers get fucked off because the content they paid for is literally rigged against them in every possible way? Obviously, you dumb fucking cunts now fucking sort this fucking shit out so I can actually you know get what I paid for.

Like this is a serious fucking issue for me, I have tried with every class in the game multiple times, thousands of card and treasure combinations and strategies and they all get destroyed by "RnG" and if by some miracle (like 3/4 times for me) you get past Kalec then Khadgar is just plain broken. 

I can't be the only one struggling this much to do this but at this point fuck it I just give up, what's the point? Nothing I do is good enough to beat perfect rolls on every single everything turn after fucking turn after fucking turn

Quote From kaladin

i would give anything to not queue into a netdeck. 

I would give anything for them to turn my RnG switch to good.

Playing a burgle rogue in wild casual, my opponent plays a all over the place thief priest. Would have be fun, if he didn't ROPE ME FOR 19 CONSECUTIVE TURNS. Just why do you have to waste everyone's time like this? 

 So i had this insane mage arena draft.

3 Firelands portals, flamestrike, blizzard, 2 frostbolts, flamelance, Fireball, 90% well stated minions and to top it of, a ton of spell synergy. Not a single bad or useless card. As you would expect i did pretty well and finished 12-1. I got really excited for the gold reward this close to the new expansion and what did i get??? 235  measly gold ffs! Those arena rewards are so stupidly random! 

Little upside: i won a game with 10 healt remaining and a random generated counterspell agains an obvious pyroblast

These fucking mindless zoolocks am i right?

I love warlock and will always love it but the this is getting out of control... It's even getting a turn 3 8/8... What the actual fuck Blizzard? Why are they pushing zoolocks???

They are ruining the class... They once again ruin the one thing i love in this fucking game... Anyone else feeling the same?

This brawl is bullshit

Edit. It's actually so fucking bad I need to rant more about this shit. Fire the cunt who thought this was a good idea at 9:00 am tomorrow.

0 - 7/10 currently. This is just painful now, I have had my opponent open with the perfect first 3 turns for 5 of those minimum and in my opening with the exact same deck, jank and 6+ cost shite. Every. Single. Time. 

Fuck you. You RnG manipulating pieces of shit, just make a fucking fair brawl that isn't some circle jerk RnG fiesta for once, if that is not too goddamn hard for you fuck faces.

Or tell us who's dick we need to suck to get the god hands and the perfect openers because I am sick of this shit. RnG should not be so consistently against you, that's not how it is supposed to work at all.

Fuck this brawl. Someone make it stop. I literally cannot stop drawing expensive shit.

Fuck the deck designs, fuck Anomalus, fuck the Hunter starter deck, fuck every single time I had to repeat this sorry excuse of a game mode.

I FUCKING HATE THIS PIECE OF SHIT BRAWL

There are tons of brawls I disliked prior to this but this shit really takes the cake.  There's nothing I hate more than being forced to play Blizzard's shitty autofills and this is exactly that.  There's nothing here but terrible cards and flappy birds.  How the fuck is anyone supposed to enjoy this?

Oh, and also, some idiots on Hearthpwn are actually defending this very "balanced" brawl.  Because if everyone plays long enough, they'll all have the same broken deck.  The fuck is this logic???  Can't even downvote them on HP because the technology isn't there

RnG fucks me again

7 cards in deck, 6 are bombs. He will die if he doesn't draw the only card that isn't a bomb

1st card, Bomb

2nd card, Not a bomb

Me :'''''''''(

Bomb priest btw not warrior, vs Mech priest

My giant on 4 got poisoned by a Rogue with this new [Hearthstone Card (Paguebringer) Not Found]. Thanks blizz for giving Rogue another removal tool. Big thanks! Big Mountain Giant says Big Thank You. Against every class you can get removed: Warrior/Shield Slam, Mage/Polymorph, Shaman/Frog, Rogue/Plaguebringer, Paladin/Even Bigger Mech on turn 2, Druid/7 wisps+hero power, Warlock zoo 12 minions trade+Sea Giants. And then people complain about mountain giant conjure calling combo. As if that mountain giant ever survives. 8-8s are worthless pieces of total crap these days.

Quote From SamHobbs494

Bomb priest btw not warrior, vs Mech priest

Bomb priest??? Is that a deck???

Please do

I was fooling around with Even shaman in Wild because I recently got The Storm Bringer, then I queue into a Secret Hunter. I transform my tokens into legendaries but he's got a secret up, so before the turn ends I attack with my face, hoping to trigger Explosive Trap or Freezing Trap. 

It's Misdirection. Guess which minion I hit. 

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Quote From SamHobbs494

Bomb priest btw not warrior, vs Mech priest

Bomb priest??? Is that a deck???

Lol no it is most definitely not but the fact that I made it work (other than the RnG element) means that it could be

Quote From jainaishot

Hold a moment traveler, before you scroll down, do want to know about the ultimate being kaladin? Kaladin is our lord and saviour, the god emperor of salt kind.His mission is to carry all the bad rng in his shoulders so we can enjoy hs.

Before starting a game, call upon his holy name by shouting "KALADIN PROTECTS" 3 times and as long as your heart and decks are pure all your bad rng will be directed to him!

KALADIN PROTECTS!

That was hilarious, LOL!!! XD XD XD

Ok, ok, I know, I'm on the salt thread so I need to post something on topic too... :P

I'm very salty because I still have to wait for the release of the new f...king expansion, I seriously can't wait anymore, but the worst part about it is I still have to pass some very hard university final exams during the f...king release, so I'm gonna have very few time to play. God dammnit!!! Why??? :( :( :(

https://imgur.com/a/Mgz30Mj

Matchup statistics for mech hunter....

Am I the one seeing that something’s wrong here?

screw all brainless mech-hunter players

Quote From kaladin

Please stop. I am asking you sincerely.  Please.  Please delete your posts, both of them.  I don't find them funny or amusing.