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"imprisoned scrap imp" should've been "imprisoned scrap-head" it's already got the "IMP" part in "imprisoned"! 

It's a pun! 

C'MON BLIZZARD! 

IT'S RIGHT THERE! 

okay fine rant over 

There we go, there's the IMP of the set! 

So, more dedicated handbuffing for Warlock MIGHT help it out? 

It's SUPER SLOW tho so it buffs your hand by turn 3 at earliest if you coin it out...

IMP-risoned Construct 

NEAT! 5 health for 2 mana will absolutely see play. 

wonder if it'll be nerfed, tho, the EVIL combo minion had the same stat line at 3 mana and he was nerfed for being "too hard to remove" 

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I guess what makes this Epic and not Legendary is that it doesn't DRAW murlocs from your deck.

It's a strong tempo card, you'll always have soemthing to play on curve with it

The Pirate minion that re-equips a destroyed weapon is pretty sick with this, actually. 

turns a 4 mana minion into a 5 mana with a weapon charge (that's IF you don't have other minions on the board).

If …

oh these look like fun cards

I'm all for it if it means more funnel cake memes. 

Hell give us a legendary funnel cake vendor

oh yeah I was just thinking of the 1 mana spell that gave a minion +2/+2 and that 2/2 minion that gave demons in hand +2/+2 but thanks for reminding me about an entire set where Warlock also got nothing 

They really want warlock to be the hand buff class

it didn't work in Boomsday do they think it'll work now?

*puts Preparation in the deck* It's a secret tool we'll use for later.

But honestly I hope this means Rogue now gets more secrets added to their class, secrets only being from KnC and AoO would just be lame

that's a good observation.

But maybe the risk is worth the reward in some cases? Cuz this means them life steal spells HEAL for double, too

Not a bad card! 2 mana deal 8 is strong and flexible! and last year added a lot of high health minions that get in the way or threaten Shaman!

But Shaman needs more than 2 mana deal 8 …

"The prologue campaign consists of four story-focused single-player missions, which retell Illidan Stormrage’s origin story from his perspective in the Hearthstone universe."

So this is an alt universe Illidan, then. I wonder what makes him decide to change …

Nah it Dark Moon Faire's going to be a thing it'd be Purple

okay this is all cool but here's my one bitch:

ANOTHER ALT SHAMAN HERO?

C'mon give Rogue some another hero, Maiev is BORING.

or at least give her a patch where she has some dialogue with some …

Demon Hunter is 1st expansion...Purple stuff is the void? Yellow I think is the sunwell...

WOW this is pretty big! 

He's got the wings, horns, cloven hoofs, tattoos that glow in the dark cuz of FEL ENERGY.

He's like, HALF DEMON at least.