Are you wondering what flavor text the Hearthstone gods bestowed upon us with Rise of Shadows? Look no further!
Druid Rise of Shadows Flavor Text
- Lucentbark - Always feels refreshed after a little dirt nap.
- Keeper Stalladris - Keeps your choices handy.
- Crystalsong Portal - Experience the draw of the wild!
- Crystal Stag - Arrives alone, but usually leaves with a friend just like him.
- The Forest's Aid - Delicious Forest’s Aid! Made from real forests.
- Lifeweaver - Lifeweaving is all well and good until it's time to cut the thread.
- Dreamway Guardians - They're a nightmare to deal with.
- Crystal Power - Often used as healing crystals, but also good for throwing at people.
- Acornbearer - You’d be nuts to mess with the squirrel squad.
- Blessing of the Ancients - Arguably the cutest blessing.
Hunter Rise of Shadows Flavor Text
- Vereesa Windrunner - Good things come in threes: Windrunner sisters and arrows of Thori'dal.
- Oblivitron - Reduce, reuse, re-rattle!
- Nine Lives - Beware the night of the living pets!
- Arcane Fletcher - Stop trying to make fletch happen. It's not going to happen.
- Unleash the Beast - The Kirin Tor have always been lax in enforcing leash laws.
- Hunting Party - Not sure I’d call it a good party if everyone ends up beside themselves.
- Shimmerfly - Plenty of buzz around this card.
- Marked Shot - Obviously it's marked for greatness.
- Rapid Fire - Pew! Pew!
- Ursatron - It's been programmed to include all the bear necessities.
Mage Rise of Shadows Flavor Text
- Kalecgos - He was once the Aspect of Magic but gave it up to focus on cheap tricks.
- Khadgar - "What do you call two minions summoned at once? Twinions, haha! Wait... where are you going?"
- Mana Cyclone - It'll put a good spin on your spells.
- Power of Creation - Mostly used for party tricks, to be honest.
- Conjurer's Calling - If only you’d let it go to voicemail…
- Kirin Tor Tricaster - The math checks out!
- Magic Trick - The world is not ready for an illusion of this depth and intricacy!
- Magic Dart Frog - There's a powerful throat in this frog.
- Ray of Frost - If you have zero chill, this can help.
- Messenger Raven - You can make a collect CAW!
Paladin Rise of Shadows Flavor Text
- Nozari - In another timeline, she was called Yeszari.
- Commander Rhyssa - Two people can keep a secret as long as neither of them are Commander Rhyssa.
- Dragon Speaker - All of his speeches really drag on.
- Duel! - If you don’t fight to the death, it’s Duel Yielding.
- Mysterious Blade - It knows every secret you have left.
- Call to Adventure - Even the smallest minion can change the outcome of the game.
- Desperate Measures - Desperate times call for disparate secrets.
- Never Surrender! - But sometimes concede.
- Bronze Herald - This is why you shouldn’t shoot the messenger.
- Lightforged Blessing - Some might call this a lightforgery.
Priest Rise of Shadows Flavor Text
- Madame Lazul - Of course she knows the future, she’s been looking at your cards the WHOLE TIME!
- Catrina Muerte - She always manages to lift your spirits.
- Lazul's Scheme - "What's that you're dreaming? You're weak and you're screaming! It must be my scheming..."
- Shadowy Figure - Terrible at shadow puppets: “This is… a tentacle! And this is… two tentacles!”
- Forbidden Words - Please confirm your age before reading this flavor text.
- Mass Resurrection - One's company, two's a crowd, and three's a “mass” resurrection, apparently.
- Convincing Infiltrator - It’s always nice to steal a familiar face.
- Hench-Clan Shadequill - The Hench-Clan has a point.
- EVIL Conscripter - Kobold! There’s a place you can handle I said kobold! When you’re short in the candle Cast a spell with the E! V! I! L!
- Unsleeping Soul - It's 3 am. Do you know where your soul is?
Rogue Rise of Shadows Flavor Text
- Tak Nozwhisker - "One for me and one for future me!"
- Heistbaron Togwaggle - A staunch ally of Rafaam, at least while the shinies keep flowing.
- Waggle Pick - Kobolds informally refer to its effect as a deathwaggle.
- Unidentified Contract - The terms of service are constantly changing.
- Vendetta - A vengeful and vicarious vanguard against violent villains or vexed victims.
- Underbelly Fence - She’ll take anything you have—except scruples and a good work ethic.
- Togwaggle's Scheme - "Many minions equals many treasures for king. Kobold arithmetic!"
- Hench-Clan Burglar - She’s more of a rat burglar.
- Daring Escape - Impossible to cast without cackling evilly.
- EVIL Miscreant - Because there are no G.O.O.D. Miscreants.
Shaman Rise of Shadows Flavor Text
- Swampqueen Hagatha - Rafaam mainly enjoys working with Hagatha because she never laughs at Dr. Boom's jokes.
- Scargil - Wanna know how he got those scars? So does he.
- Witch's Brew - The swill has eyes!
- Muckmorpher - Fan favorite in the muck morphin' sewer strangers.
- Underbelly Angler - Attracts murlocs… and moths.
- Sludge Slurper - You can't stop slurping this delicious sludge!
- Hagatha's Scheme - "All shall suffer!" "But Hagatha, those are your minions..." "I said ALL!!!"
- Mutate - You'll get the transformation you want when murlocs fly.
- Soul of the Murloc - Previously thought nonexistent.
- Walking Fountain - The weirdest part is that it doesn't have legs.
Warlock Rise of Shadows Flavor Text
- Arch-Villain Rafaam - Minions must wash hands before being LIQUIDATED AND REPLACED BY SOMEONE BETTER.
- Fel Lord Betrug - Nobody else likes rush hour.
- Jumbo Imp - Jumbo in size! Huge in E.V.I.L.!
- Darkest Hour - It's always darkest just before you find the light switch.
- Impferno - Imps don't get mad when you set them on fire. They think it's cozy.
- Eager Underling - Eager to please, even if it kills him.
- Plot Twist - It’s coming from inside the deck!
- EVIL Genius - You do not want to be on the business end of this intellect!
- Aranasi Broodmother - She's got a big brood and a big mood.
- Rafaam's Scheme - "When your first plan fails... imp-rovise."
Warrior Rise of Shadows Flavor Text
- The Boom Reaver - “What’s better than reaving? BOOM reaving!”
- Blastmaster Boom - He's gonna fly through the air with the greatest of grease.
- Wrenchcalibur - Whoso pulleth out this wrench from the toolbox is rightwise king of the lab.
- Omega Devastator - The Alpha Devastator didn’t devastate enough. The Beta Devastator devastated too much. But the Omega was just right!
- Clockwork Goblin - They always wind up bombing.
- Dimensional Ripper - The first dimensional ripper had a point. The second fell flat. The THIRD one really started to take shape!
- Sweeping Strikes - Infinitely preferable to mopping strikes.
- Dr. Boom's Scheme - “We did it! We blew up the vault!” “You mean the vault door?” “Oh. The doooor…”
- Vicious Scraphound - It begs for scraps.
- Improve Morale - "The beatings will continue until MY morale improves."
Neutral Rise of Shadows Flavor Text
- Barista Lynchen - "Thanks a latte!"
- Chef Nomi - His cooking is always very well done.
- Archmage Vargoth - He's an archmage, but he might want to brush up on the basics... like aiming.
- Jepetto Joybuzz - “I’m a real toy now!”
- Archivist Elysiana - Your deck is just another organizational challenge to her.
- Whirlwind Tempest - And your minions with mega-windfury get... dizzy.
- Portal Overfiend - It’s like an interdimensional game of demon tag.
- Hench-Clan Hag - The Hench Clan is an equal opportunity employer, no matter which parts of you came from where.
- Batterhead - When it comes to problem-solving, he always uses his head.
- Azerite Elemental - This is some bad blood.
- Magic Carpet - Its small yet fierce riders are affectionately known as rug rats.
- Unseen Saboteur - Far more effective than the flamboyant saboteur.
- Big Bad Archmage - "My, my, what big minions I have!"
- Portal Keeper - No longer allowed to be “it” when playing demon tag.
- Spellward Jeweler - The fanciest possible way of distracting enemies with shiny things.
- Mad Summoner - Does he summon because of his madness, or is he mad from all the summoning?
- Tunnel Blaster - And you always thought they wore the candles just for fun.
- Exotic Mountseller - *Taps roof of mammoth* “You can fit so many squirrels in this thing!”
- Recurring Villain - Mwahahaha! You'll never catch him this time!
- Underbelly Ooze - It's always accepting of the less successful adventurers.
- Sunreaver Warmage - What, did you expect the Sunreavers to be coldages?
- Arcane Watcher - Now his watch has ended… until you have Spell Damage.
- Hecklebot - Built by goblins, designed by a troll.
- Flight Master - Your gryphon will be summoned following a brief safety demonstration.
- Dalaran Crusader - Stops for nothing—except donuts.
- Dalaran Librarian - Don't make her raise her "shush"!
- Sunreaver Spy - She's watching. Always watching.
- Burly Shovelfist - Shovel beats paper and rock!
- Violet Spellsword - If you have to wield a spell and a sword, then neither is performing to expectation.
- Mana Reservoir - If it soaks too long, it becomes a reservoir hog.
- EVIL Cable Rat - Gradually driven to darkness by the promise of unobtainable cheese.
- Soldier of Fortune - His allies call him invaluable.
- Safeguard - Keep it secret. Keep it safeguarded!
- Hench-Clan Hogsteed - This is CLEARLY their first rodeo.
- [Hearthstone Card (Travelling Healer) Not Found] - Some heroes have soft hearts and hard shells.
- Violet Warden - He's got magic, a shield, and an unwavering obsession with the color purple.
- Proud Defender - It'll take a humble offender to defeat him.
- Eccentric Scribe - Them’s fightin’ words!
- Toxfin - I'm addicted to him, but I know that he's Toxfin.
- Faceless Rager - When you need to rage anonymously.
- Heroic Innkeeper - We reserve the right to refuse service to any 1/1.
- Potion Vendor - Everyone gets two because that’s all she can hold.
- Hench-Clan Sneak - He’d be a lot sneakier if he wasn’t trailing 300 yards of power cable…
- Arcane Servant - "Would sir like me to punch something?"
- Spellbook Binder - You're bound to love his work!
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