The Best Ambush Deck

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Did I ever think I'd be running bitsy lizard in a transform deck?

Nope it's terrible in sejuani transform

But man in the ambush variant it's nuts

Highly recommend even after all this time I can say that ambush and poros feel good in eternal

Can't complain

Standard however just doesn't have the card support 

Oh no did my poro king deck aka the supposed 32% champion just destroy meta ramp?

Thats gotta suck

Maybe that deck needs to be rebuilt by me too?

What do you think?

Spam those boards boys it's all you know how to do rofl!!!

spam spam spam spam

spam spam spam spam

do you even play bro?

evelyn kaisa really?

just auto play yourself some solitaire

I wonder if it's a coincidence that every single non beater deck you build is fucking awful

and yes I ran a sirens song beater deck into your ramp

but literally that's what I've been getting non stop

and I didn't fold like a wet paper towel in two seconds

Hey look I played a bunch of junk and then I played siren song

soooooo goooooood at the gaaaaame

It's like all of a sudden I'm just instantly winning every game into your trash decks now?

because I played stuff went 6 wide and buffed the stuff with a burn finish

what happened?!

I'm so confused

all joking aside I think poros gets the most from eternal objectively speaking

really proud of this list its won a lot of difficult to win matchups

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it's beat ramp, its beat lurk, it's bad into tempo beaters aka 90% of lor right now

and thats despite 3 three sisters 3 harsh winds, and a sneaky caught in the cold for the free trade

it just turns out that while you can spend all this time getting pro king online and braum helps delay

at the end of the day other decks can put out numbers faster

and that's all that matters

see my trash 1 drop deck for example

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so where does that leave ambush?

it doesn't really get anything big from eternal format switch

and that's a bad sign

because it's already grosly underperforming in standard

so not sure I can actually make it good but I can try

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yeah as suspected the best way to nidilee in eternal is not to run a transform deck at all

she levels off ally summons similar to azir

and we all know that weird interaction where landmark summons count as allies

so that basically means that akshan and akshans 3 mana follower and rock hopper count as two ally summons

so you only need to play two things to level nidille thats literally more efficient then transforming

and if you want to make her big that's what treasures and strike spam is for

hey you guys said Akshan is the best designed champ just run her with nidilee easy

rofl xolati is so broken right now he levels off my buffs

xolati the real beater champ of 2023 LOR

Fiiine we'll run the tripple quicksand I guess

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still won't matter because beat beat beat

but at least this is marginally better than the current ambush list

keep in mind ambush has to develop a bush, play a 7 mana creature spend 5 mana to flip overwhelm unit and it's still smaller than xolati

don't bother playing that game at all, just do akshan things even though akshan and nidalee are irrelavent compared to beater spam

You guys know I'm fucking around with the worst deck in the game right?

saying you can ramp 10/10 into akshan ambush

is like saying you can take candy from a child

dont be proud

It's still better than the standard list

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OKAY so 1 of each situational card

and poacher for big dude spam cuz you cant out scale with strikes

probably this

yaaaaaah

I want to die

at least eternal poros is good

dude are you so mad that you had to play the top eternal deck into my akshan ambush deck

are my brews that strong?

are you that bad

thanks I guess rofl

you should be mad bro at how bad your deck building is

id be mad too

yep the best ambush deck bad what you want me to say?

cheap removal plus 6 wide

shockers 

stick to poros

yeah you see how I played cheap things and went 6 wide and instantly won?

what's with that eh?

weeeeeeeeird

you know going 6 wide with sharks is still just going 6 wide?

I'm really bored by you guys

you have 1 deck, literally 1 deck

youre kill LOR

no joke

don't blame Riot for you boiling the entire game down to 1 thing

and having every new champ be irrelevant

thats on you lol

Like the power scale for a new Champ to be relavent is follows

Can it spam board?

If it can't spam board can it remove board spam unconditionally

So if it's not spamming board or removing board spam then why the fuck does it exist?

Good question tiny brained person maybe cuz fun?

Synergy?

Deck building?

Literally a million and one things that aren't spam board or minus spam board?

Or some kind of otk?

Like that's literally 99% percent of the game that you're not doing

Thats why Riot makes new champions

If the only good metric for a good champion is that it two for one's bodies:

-Evelyn

-Zed

- heimer

- ezreal

-annie

Etc.

If that's the only measure for releasing a new champion we wouldn't have bard, or braum, or literally 90% of the roster

So maybe stop boiling the game down to 1 thing and just enjoy the variety?

Literally runs viego in a Samara challenger deck cuz he's so unconfident in his ability to do anything with viego

Don't kill me

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I changed my mind this deck is actually amazing

while there is an argument that sivir akshan allegiance is better because of inherent spell shield

what nidalle gives akshan is prowl, right you get to be on shaped stone and prowl to turbo akshan

and the mana flexibility of bush into nadalee etc

very good deck cant stop winning

Heres the full list:

3- tresure seeker good value and has sandman vulnerable synergy and block protection

3= shaped stone turbo akshan

3- prowl turbo akshan and bush synergy

1- presevarium deck needs a little draw besides akshan

3- all terain trooper cheapest and best ambush card vulnerable synergy bush etc

3- akshan duh its an akshan deck

3- merciless hunter vulnerable quickatack synergy

3- glave lucky find turbo beat stick etc

3- quick sand this is your eject cord

3- vagabond duh akshan card

3- golden amassador this is the spice for big champs

3- nidalee

3- bruiser more lucky find synergy

3- siphoning strike - we want big champs

this deck is basically the akshan wet dream when before you'd have to run something like freijord landmark to summon infinite new champs because that deck didn't have the tools to win with akshan on its own

this deck will absolutely make massive quick attackers with spellshield tough challenger overwhelm and that's not something every deck can deal with

don't cry too hard if the opponent kills your champs on first go, thats why we have tutors you will get there eventually

If you were to ask me what's holding back ambush in eternal?

because this is an akshan deck that literally runs 9 ambush cards out of 40

it's the 1 bush rule

why would I ever want more than 6 bush creatures in my deck if I can only ever have 1 bush?

imagine instead if you could have a row of bushes and you could flip what you want when you want?

that would be very strong and smart

but as it stands its like huh I wonder if he's sitting on a counter, huh I wonder if he's sitting on a poacher, etc.

better just to made nidalle everything you need her to be than run 30 bush cards that are slower and less reliable than akshan

so I guess at the end of the day they were right akshan is the better designed champ but it just turns out he works great with nidalee

At least 3 bushes right, then it's dark magicians magical hats?

so 1 is a counter, 1 is poacher, 1 is nidalee

I don't think that's broken

without that surprise factor, aka the ambush in the ambush deck

the archetype simple doesn't work

so yes Riot 3 bushes plz

otherwise don't run any ambush cards in eternal other than the 9 in my list or 3 depending on how you look at it

also 3 bushes means you can stack them up pre dropping your big 7 mana card

and then on open attack 8 you go flip flip flip swing

I understand why they don't want you flipping 6 wide

but 3 wide?

come one right give me a break

it's the dark magician deck, and you can't have more than 1 bush to hide things in?

also you guys literally need to stop playing that age of dragons deck

there are a million better ramp decks to play in eternal that win more than like 38% 40% or whatever

and I can share those lists

I'm fairly certain that age of dragons should actually be played in a dragon ramp deck

instead of the one off asol board clear trick which can literally be simulated with a single 9 mana burried in ice

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you could play this for example

or I'll make a good age of dragons deck

majin is fantastic at beater decks, he's kinda awful at everything else

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any reason  you cant just run this with age of dragons?

and if youre confident you can even squeeze in a dragon roost?

yeah no that's nuts on average you draw an entire board full of dragons

maybe it's a bit meme to put all your eggs in one basket where you play one 12 mana card to win and lose if it gets countered

but hey

its fun and powerful and isnt that what memes are for?

yeah no stick to the avalanches

I went on dragon roost saw a turn 1 temo and was like nope

don't play that card

come on dude seriously I just cracked one meme

and now I'm doing another

and you come at me with beater evelyn

can a guy get two seconds to solve all the decks?

do ya mind?

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here leona three sister harsh winds

lots of delay for you to hit your board full of dragons

should be good

already solved suck my dick heres the list:

3- three sisters (anti big)

3- faces (ramp)

3- tavern keepers (anti aggro)

3- blighted (anti aggro)

1- winters touch (flexible ramp)

3- catalysts (best ramp)

3- wild (second best ramp)

3- harsh winds (anti big)

3- leona (anti aggro and big)

3- involus (a dragon that draws dragons)

3- eclipse (ramp card advantage etc)

3- infinite (pretty good at 6 or 0 mana lol)

3- asol

3 - age of dragons 

easy!!!!

If I can make ambush work which is like a terrible archetype

and if I can make pros work a medium archetype

you think I can't make age of dragons ramp work?

are you high?

in eternal my back yard?

get fucked

i don't like that your gameplan for messing with a meme is just to run ionia

like duh I said counters be bad

doesn't mean your trash deck is worth playing

Wooow its almost like youre looking at my list and building exact counters....to a meme

cuz thats what happens in real life on ladder

that thing youre doing

right now!

just like my ambush deck in a real scenario it does very well

you've seen it

just all my decks

so when youre done fucking around let me know

I literally had lethal lol and I wanted to give you a chance to see if you would do anything

is your deck literalyl garbage

just like mono temo trash

like literalyl not worth playing?

was it gonna do anyting?

are you this bad?

like fuuuuck build decks worth playing plz

I'm giving you every opportunity

wow I played the good elusive deck and you lost in two seconds

almost like your decks are fucking awful

hurr hurr elusives hurr

hard counter hurr

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