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Did I ever think I'd be running bitsy lizard in a transform deck?
Nope it's terrible in sejuani transform
But man in the ambush variant it's nuts
Highly recommend even after all this time I can say that ambush and poros feel good in eternal
Can't complain
Standard however just doesn't have the card support
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Did I ever think I'd be running bitsy lizard in a transform deck?
Nope it's terrible in sejuani transform
But man in the ambush variant it's nuts
Highly recommend even after all this time I can say that ambush and poros feel good in eternal
Can't complain
Standard however just doesn't have the card support
Oh no did my poro king deck aka the supposed 32% champion just destroy meta ramp?
Thats gotta suck
Maybe that deck needs to be rebuilt by me too?
What do you think?
Spam those boards boys it's all you know how to do rofl!!!
spam spam spam spam
spam spam spam spam
do you even play bro?
evelyn kaisa really?
just auto play yourself some solitaire
I wonder if it's a coincidence that every single non beater deck you build is fucking awful
and yes I ran a sirens song beater deck into your ramp
but literally that's what I've been getting non stop
and I didn't fold like a wet paper towel in two seconds
Hey look I played a bunch of junk and then I played siren song
soooooo goooooood at the gaaaaame
It's like all of a sudden I'm just instantly winning every game into your trash decks now?
because I played stuff went 6 wide and buffed the stuff with a burn finish
what happened?!
I'm so confused
all joking aside I think poros gets the most from eternal objectively speaking
really proud of this list its won a lot of difficult to win matchups
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it's beat ramp, its beat lurk, it's bad into tempo beaters aka 90% of lor right now
and thats despite 3 three sisters 3 harsh winds, and a sneaky caught in the cold for the free trade
it just turns out that while you can spend all this time getting pro king online and braum helps delay
at the end of the day other decks can put out numbers faster
and that's all that matters
see my trash 1 drop deck for example
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so where does that leave ambush?
it doesn't really get anything big from eternal format switch
and that's a bad sign
because it's already grosly underperforming in standard
so not sure I can actually make it good but I can try
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yeah as suspected the best way to nidilee in eternal is not to run a transform deck at all
she levels off ally summons similar to azir
and we all know that weird interaction where landmark summons count as allies
so that basically means that akshan and akshans 3 mana follower and rock hopper count as two ally summons
so you only need to play two things to level nidille thats literally more efficient then transforming
and if you want to make her big that's what treasures and strike spam is for
hey you guys said Akshan is the best designed champ just run her with nidilee easy
rofl xolati is so broken right now he levels off my buffs
xolati the real beater champ of 2023 LOR
Fiiine we'll run the tripple quicksand I guess
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still won't matter because beat beat beat
but at least this is marginally better than the current ambush list
keep in mind ambush has to develop a bush, play a 7 mana creature spend 5 mana to flip overwhelm unit and it's still smaller than xolati
don't bother playing that game at all, just do akshan things even though akshan and nidalee are irrelavent compared to beater spam
You guys know I'm fucking around with the worst deck in the game right?
saying you can ramp 10/10 into akshan ambush
is like saying you can take candy from a child
dont be proud
It's still better than the standard list
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OKAY so 1 of each situational card
and poacher for big dude spam cuz you cant out scale with strikes
probably this
yaaaaaah
I want to die
at least eternal poros is good
dude are you so mad that you had to play the top eternal deck into my akshan ambush deck
are my brews that strong?
are you that bad
thanks I guess rofl
you should be mad bro at how bad your deck building is
id be mad too
yep the best ambush deck bad what you want me to say?
cheap removal plus 6 wide
shockers
stick to poros
yeah you see how I played cheap things and went 6 wide and instantly won?
what's with that eh?
weeeeeeeeird
you know going 6 wide with sharks is still just going 6 wide?
I'm really bored by you guys
you have 1 deck, literally 1 deck
youre kill LOR
no joke
don't blame Riot for you boiling the entire game down to 1 thing
and having every new champ be irrelevant
thats on you lol
Like the power scale for a new Champ to be relavent is follows
Can it spam board?
If it can't spam board can it remove board spam unconditionally
So if it's not spamming board or removing board spam then why the fuck does it exist?
Good question tiny brained person maybe cuz fun?
Synergy?
Deck building?
Literally a million and one things that aren't spam board or minus spam board?
Or some kind of otk?
Like that's literally 99% percent of the game that you're not doing
Thats why Riot makes new champions
If the only good metric for a good champion is that it two for one's bodies:
-Evelyn
-Zed
- heimer
- ezreal
-annie
Etc.
If that's the only measure for releasing a new champion we wouldn't have bard, or braum, or literally 90% of the roster
So maybe stop boiling the game down to 1 thing and just enjoy the variety?
Literally runs viego in a Samara challenger deck cuz he's so unconfident in his ability to do anything with viego
Don't kill me
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I changed my mind this deck is actually amazing
while there is an argument that sivir akshan allegiance is better because of inherent spell shield
what nidalle gives akshan is prowl, right you get to be on shaped stone and prowl to turbo akshan
and the mana flexibility of bush into nadalee etc
very good deck cant stop winning
Heres the full list:
3- tresure seeker good value and has sandman vulnerable synergy and block protection
3= shaped stone turbo akshan
3- prowl turbo akshan and bush synergy
1- presevarium deck needs a little draw besides akshan
3- all terain trooper cheapest and best ambush card vulnerable synergy bush etc
3- akshan duh its an akshan deck
3- merciless hunter vulnerable quickatack synergy
3- glave lucky find turbo beat stick etc
3- quick sand this is your eject cord
3- vagabond duh akshan card
3- golden amassador this is the spice for big champs
3- nidalee
3- bruiser more lucky find synergy
3- siphoning strike - we want big champs
this deck is basically the akshan wet dream when before you'd have to run something like freijord landmark to summon infinite new champs because that deck didn't have the tools to win with akshan on its own
this deck will absolutely make massive quick attackers with spellshield tough challenger overwhelm and that's not something every deck can deal with
don't cry too hard if the opponent kills your champs on first go, thats why we have tutors you will get there eventually
If you were to ask me what's holding back ambush in eternal?
because this is an akshan deck that literally runs 9 ambush cards out of 40
it's the 1 bush rule
why would I ever want more than 6 bush creatures in my deck if I can only ever have 1 bush?
imagine instead if you could have a row of bushes and you could flip what you want when you want?
that would be very strong and smart
but as it stands its like huh I wonder if he's sitting on a counter, huh I wonder if he's sitting on a poacher, etc.
better just to made nidalle everything you need her to be than run 30 bush cards that are slower and less reliable than akshan
so I guess at the end of the day they were right akshan is the better designed champ but it just turns out he works great with nidalee
At least 3 bushes right, then it's dark magicians magical hats?
so 1 is a counter, 1 is poacher, 1 is nidalee
I don't think that's broken
without that surprise factor, aka the ambush in the ambush deck
the archetype simple doesn't work
so yes Riot 3 bushes plz
otherwise don't run any ambush cards in eternal other than the 9 in my list or 3 depending on how you look at it
also 3 bushes means you can stack them up pre dropping your big 7 mana card
and then on open attack 8 you go flip flip flip swing
I understand why they don't want you flipping 6 wide
but 3 wide?
come one right give me a break
it's the dark magician deck, and you can't have more than 1 bush to hide things in?
also you guys literally need to stop playing that age of dragons deck
there are a million better ramp decks to play in eternal that win more than like 38% 40% or whatever
and I can share those lists
I'm fairly certain that age of dragons should actually be played in a dragon ramp deck
instead of the one off asol board clear trick which can literally be simulated with a single 9 mana burried in ice
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you could play this for example
or I'll make a good age of dragons deck
majin is fantastic at beater decks, he's kinda awful at everything else
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any reason you cant just run this with age of dragons?
and if youre confident you can even squeeze in a dragon roost?
yeah no that's nuts on average you draw an entire board full of dragons
maybe it's a bit meme to put all your eggs in one basket where you play one 12 mana card to win and lose if it gets countered
but hey
its fun and powerful and isnt that what memes are for?
yeah no stick to the avalanches
I went on dragon roost saw a turn 1 temo and was like nope
don't play that card
come on dude seriously I just cracked one meme
and now I'm doing another
and you come at me with beater evelyn
can a guy get two seconds to solve all the decks?
do ya mind?
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here leona three sister harsh winds
lots of delay for you to hit your board full of dragons
should be good
already solved suck my dick heres the list:
3- three sisters (anti big)
3- faces (ramp)
3- tavern keepers (anti aggro)
3- blighted (anti aggro)
1- winters touch (flexible ramp)
3- catalysts (best ramp)
3- wild (second best ramp)
3- harsh winds (anti big)
3- leona (anti aggro and big)
3- involus (a dragon that draws dragons)
3- eclipse (ramp card advantage etc)
3- infinite (pretty good at 6 or 0 mana lol)
3- asol
3 - age of dragons
easy!!!!
If I can make ambush work which is like a terrible archetype
and if I can make pros work a medium archetype
you think I can't make age of dragons ramp work?
are you high?
in eternal my back yard?
get fucked
i don't like that your gameplan for messing with a meme is just to run ionia
like duh I said counters be bad
doesn't mean your trash deck is worth playing
Wooow its almost like youre looking at my list and building exact counters....to a meme
cuz thats what happens in real life on ladder
that thing youre doing
right now!
just like my ambush deck in a real scenario it does very well
you've seen it
just all my decks
so when youre done fucking around let me know
I literally had lethal lol and I wanted to give you a chance to see if you would do anything
is your deck literalyl garbage
just like mono temo trash
like literalyl not worth playing?
was it gonna do anyting?
are you this bad?
like fuuuuck build decks worth playing plz
I'm giving you every opportunity
wow I played the good elusive deck and you lost in two seconds
almost like your decks are fucking awful
hurr hurr elusives hurr
hard counter hurr
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