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Ashes of Outland Demon Hunter Flavor Text
- Metamorphosis - As the humble caterpillar becomes a beautiful butterfly, so too does a demon hunter become a hideous mass of writhing destruction and unfettered chaos.
- Kayn Sunfury - "Armor and heals may slow my zeal, but fel and glaives excite me!"
- Pit Commander - "Pit! Do as I say!"
- Warglaives of Azzinoth - The blades glow green from things unseen, dark dreams whirling in the felfire gleam.
- Coilfang Warlord - Prepare for the staunch conch launch!
- Priestess of Fury - Furious that she only has six warglaives. The Sightless Watcher has eight! The fel is always greener on the other side.
- Imprisoned Antaen - Can I get a pair of size XXXXXL manacles?
- Skull of Gul'dan - A fellow of evil possessed, of most devious shadow. He hath turned on his kin a thousand times, and now, how abhorred in all imagination he is!
- Furious Felfin - Signature moves include Eye Bream, Feast of Soles, and Metamorphofish.
- Fel Summoner - All's well that ends fel when the fel summoner summons well.
- Ashtongue Battlelord - Demons have destroyed the lives of the Ashtongue draenei. Now he's got a shoulder-axe to grind.
- Spectral Sight - "Pick a card, any card! Preferably the left- or right-most card."
- Netherwalker - You got to Nethercrawl before you can Netherwalk.
- Immolation Aura - If you can't take the heat, stop standing in the fire.
- Crimson Sigil Runner - He's not the fastest of the bunch, but he'll take a stab at it anyway.
Ashes of Outland Druid Flavor Text
- Ysiel Windsinger - Reach down into your lungs. The wind that resides there is your greatest treasure. It provides the gift of song, which is free. *But not less than (1)
- Archspore Msshi'fn - Brave leader of the Sporeggar. Guided by the philosophy that one should not mssh with matters that are not one's msshiness.
- Marsh Hydra - Three heads of marsh-mashing, bog-bashing, swamp-stomping fury!
- Glowfly Swarm - Glowflies are distant relations to spelling bees.
- Germination - I regret asking how sporelings are made.
- Fungal Fortunes - Far superior to a beanstalk boondoggle.
- Ironbark - "The important thing, son, is to protect your spores! I have spoken!"
- Overgrowth - Zangarmarsh: it's a fungal out there!
- Bogbeam - Some think the mysterious bright lights in the bog are alien invaders, others think they're just swamp gas. Turns out, it's just druids.
- Imprisoned Satyr - "C'mon down to Illhoof's bargain bin! When the satyr's free, he'll lower your fee!"
Ashes of Outland Hunter Flavor Text
- Beastmaster Leoroxx - Father of Rexxar, Champion of the Horde, and Flexxar, Champion of the Gym.
- Zixor, Apex Predator - A living terror. Teleports at will. Feasts on tainted helboar meat. No head scritches unless you're Leoroxx.
- Nagrand Slam - Come on and slam, and welcome to Nagrand!
- Augmented Porcupine - Pokey-man. Gotta spike 'em all!
- Scrap Shot - Make your foe's armor your fauna's fashion!
- Mok'Nathal Lion - Never underestimate a lioness when her pride is on the line.
- Pack Tactics - "Just you wait, I'll go get on my main!"
- Scavenger's Ingenuity - "A beast, barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild it! Make it stronger, faster... spikier."
- Imprisoned Felmaw - It doesn't care who woke it up, someone's getting bitten.
- Helboar - Beasts love Helbacon Strips!
Ashes of Outland Mage Flavor Text
- Astromancer Solarian - Loyal to Kael'thas Sunstrider, this blood elf mage sought arcane power in the Void. Did she find it... or did IT find her?
- Evocation - You too could be the winner of the national spelling spree!
- Apexis Blast - Lonely mages can still have a blast!
- Apexis Smuggler - "S-secrets? I don't have any! Whoa, look, a spell!"
- Deep Freeze - "Dancing with the Satyrs' on Ice!"
- Imprisoned Observer - Currently serving two turns on charges of aggravated minion slaughter.
- Font of Power - It's Comic Sans.
- Netherwind Portal - More aromatic than a regular portal.
- Incanter's Flow - "Gettin' them discounts in bulk amounts, spells can come, and spells can go, castin' costs drop with my sweet, sweet flow."
- Starscryer - Often grieves with the Starsweeper.
Ashes of Outland Paladin Flavor Text
- Lady Liadrin - When it comes to spells, she loves 'em then she librams.
- Murgur Murgurgle - Murlocs are not native to Outland. When the Sungills arrived, one among them rose to the challenge of this dark world. They call him... Murgurgle. Murgur Murgurgle.
- Libram of Hope - "Think you got lethal? Libram of NOPE!"
- Underlight Angling Rod - "I said I wanted the ASHbringer not FISHbringer!"
- Aldor Truthseeker - It's under 'T.'
- Libram of Wisdom - The best wisdom is passed on.
- Imprisoned Sungill - Imprisoned for ten thousand years! Not because it's a demon. Because of the dancing.
- Libram of Justice - Proper justice. Throw the book at him!
- Aldor Attendant - Will check to make sure you have a valid libramary card.
- Hand of A'dal - When it meets the Hand of Gul'dan, they're SHAKING.
Ashes of Outland Priest Flavor Text
- Soul Mirror - It's a doppelgang-war!
- Reliquary of Souls - These three represent Anger, Desire, and Suffering. Much like raid night guild chat.
- Skeletal Dragon - I wish to complain about this dragon what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
- Sethekk Veilweaver - The Sethekk weren't able to survive this long by being wasteful with their power. Or their wacky hats.
- Psyche Split - This is how the arakkoa make friends.
- Dragonmaw Overseer - Ah, the Booterang... nothing cures peon laziness faster.
- Dragonmaw Sentinel - On the side, she's training for the annual Dragonmaw hammer throw tournament.
- Apotheosis - Defined as the absolute pinnacle of existence. Plus Lifesteal.
- Imprisoned Homunculus - He got a time out for excessive vulgarity.
- Renew - I am rejuvenated, I am renewed, I am my own nightlight!
Ashes of Outland Rogue Flavor Text
- Akama - "To many of my people, I am known as a traitor... as Illidan's lapdog. I will remain in the shadows, for now... Actually, maybe I'll just remain in the shadows forever."
- Shadowjeweler Hanar - What is a shadowjeweler? A miserable little pile of secrets.
- Greyheart Sage - "What am I drinking again?"
- Bamboozle - "WE DO YOU A BAMBOOZLE, HOOMAN!"
- Ashtongue Slayer - Her other hand attachments include a corkscrew and a bottle opener.
- Ambush - Clip-clop clip-clop CLIP-CLOP STAB!
- Blackjack Stunner - "I'm about to ruin this 10-cost minion's whole career."
- Cursed Vagrant - Little did he know, it was really the talbuk leg that was cursed.
- Dirty Tricks - "Ahh sand in my eyes! Also, I'm being stabbed."
- Spymistress - Spies in Outland must blend into the environment. That means hot-pink gear and bright green hair. It's a weird place.
Ashes of Outland Shaman Flavor Text
- The Lurker Below - "Throw it back! THROW IT BACK!"
- Lady Vashj - Personal handmaiden to Queen Azshara turned lieutenant to Illidan Stormrage. Also quite the hair sssstylist.
- Boggspine Knuckles - I would NOT want to put my hand in there. It's... SQUISHY.
- Shattered Rumbler - HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!
- Torrent - Weeks of underwater cross-training have really built up her fourarms.
- Vivid Spores - Hey man, I just feel like... death is just a construct of our imaginations, ya know?
- Bogstrok Clacker - This clacker's crackers for hacking slackers into whack attackers.
- Marshspawn - Hopes to someday promote to Marshsqueen.
- Totemic Reflection - "Upon reflection, I have decided that your board needs more ME."
- Serpentshrine Portal - This is why you never flush a three-cost minion.
Ashes of Outland Warlock Flavor Text
- Keli'dan the Breaker - He calms down a lot if you just give him a turn.
- Kanrethad Ebonlocke - After Illidan's downfall, Kanrethad formed the Council of the Black Harvest to study Illidan's fel magic. Some say he was... green with envy.
- Darkglare - He's got a dark glare, but he sees crystal clear!
- Shadow Council - Why is everybody in Outland replacing their hands?!
- Enhanced Dreadlord - Photo actually taken across the street in the reflection of a doorknob.
- The Dark Portal - Some say it's the source of Azeroth's greatest problems - aside from the gnomes.
- Imprisoned Scrap Imp - His impish imports imply impressively impetuous impropriety.
- Hand of Gul'dan - His skull also draws three cards. Imagine how many cards he could draw with HIS ENTIRE BODY!
- Nightshade Matron - Throws shade at those "high-cost" minions.
- Unstable Felbolt - Warning! Your minions are seated in the splash zone.
Ashes of Outland Warrior Flavor Text
- Kargath Bladefist - He rules the Shattered Hand orc clan with an iron... bladefist.
- Bulwark of Azzinoth - This plate turned shield you shall wield, praying its powers fel will serve you well.
- Warmaul Challenger - Old gladiator rules: first one to die loses.
- Bladestorm - Dear minions: Woosh, woosh, woosh, woosh, woosh. Best regards, Bladestorm
- Bloodboil Brute - Call Gurtogg a brute if you like, but no one else cares about the wounded like he does.
- Scrap Golem - Abuse, reuse, recycle.
- Corsair Cache - Where's a corsair's favorite place to hide treasure? Under their deck!
- Bonechewer Raider - And if that minion has a frisbee, LOOK OUT!
- Sword and Board - Stab and Slab. Charge and Targe. Slash and Bash. You get the idea.
- Imprisoned Gan'arg - Factory Direct Fiery War Axe. Please allow two turns for delivery.
Ashes of Outland Neutral Flavor Text
- Kael'thas Sunstrider - "Descent of Dragons was merely a set back!"
- Al'ar - Week 679: Still no mount...
- Magtheridon - Came from another world to invade Outland and bend it to his will, only to be overthrown by an elf from another world who invaded Outland and bent it to his will.
- Maiev Shadowsong - Go directly to Demon Jail. Do not attack minions, do not collect mana crystals.
- Teron Gorefiend - "You're fine, friendly minions! You're fine! Don't tell Mom!"
- Waste Warden - Recycle that can, or you get the cuffs!
- Replicat-o-tron - According to the Boom Labs sales brochure, it "impractically makes itself!"
- Mo'arg Artificer - Double-damage. You know the drill.
- Scrapyard Colossus - Heap on heapin' on.
- Blistering Rot - Known as 'Fel Gel' to the Illidari, it's excellent protection against harsh Draenic sunshine.
- Infectious Sporeling - "The best thing about being me- here's so many 'me's."
- Supreme Abyssal - Yet, you still feel attacked.
- Bonechewer Vanguard - She came here to taunt you and chew on bones, and she's all outta bones.
- Dragonmaw Sky Stalker - "I will find you, sky!"
- Scavenging Shivarra - Say what you want but finding a matching set of six swords takes commitment.
- Ruststeed Raider - Three-time winner (and sole survivor) of the Crashes of Outland motocross!
- Disguised Wanderer - He wanders east... always into the east.
- Rustsworn Cultist - "Rust - I love it. It's all coarse, and rough, and irritating. And it gets everywhere."
- Felfin Navigator - Return my fishes to me, and I myself shall carry you to the gates of Mrrhalla!
- Burrowing Scorpid - It's a game of hide and go sting.
- Frozen Shadoweaver - She still wears her Frozen Shadoweave set despite the many, many nerfs. She just can't let it go!
- Terrorguard Escapee - Poor guy is terrified, look at his faces.
- Overconfident Orc - "I am da powerful! You are da poop!"
- Rustsworn Initiate - The Rusted Legion's training leaves a little to be desired. He hasn't even had a tetanus shot yet!
- Imprisoned Vilefiend - If you do the time, you gotta make up the time.
- Bonechewer Brawler - When you get this swole, arrows are basically free acupuncture.
- Soulbound Ashtongue - He claims to be "soulbound," but I just think he's clingy.
- Ethereal Augmerchant - According to him, undamaged minions just spell problems.
- Guardian Augmerchant - "What doesn't kill you makes me money!"
- Rocket Augmerchant - "Don't worry, this won't hurt me a bit."
Comments
It took me a while to understand the flavour text for Netherwind Portal. I now regret that I understand the flavour text for Netherwind Portal.
can you explain it ? should portals smell bad in wow? XD
'Wind' is sometimes used as a euphemism for a fart, while one's 'nether regions' include the bottom. So the aroma the flavour text speaks of is not a nice one.
I want it known that Blizzard sullied this forum, not me :)
thanks, guess fart jokes are never off the menu XD
Al'ar has the best so true for those who played TBC :D
I didn't get a lot of the flavor text references this time around, but some of my favorite ones from this expansion.
Kayn Sunfury
"Armor and heals may slow my zeal, but fel and glaives excite me!"
Apexis Blast
"Lonely mages can still have a blast!"
Warmaul Challenger
"Old Gladiator rules: first one to die loses."
Apexis Smuggler
"S-secrets? I don't have any! Whoa, look, a spell!"