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A big whatever of a card. Maybe someone takes this from a deathrattle discover or it randomly pops out of something. Then we all highlight to see what the hell this does. 

On this turn is lackluster. An efficient trade and a 1 attack ping from the hero isn't building a board or buffing health or finishing. 

I'll hate playing against this because I hate secrets, and I won't like playing with it. 

Nope. Not unless you can guarantee summon a taunt. 

So many goddamn windchills for Thrall. He should be ashamed. 

Yuck. More freeze. 

Some people may be excited about all this freeze shaman support. Not people like me, though. I hate freeze and hope this ends up terrible. 

I like it, but I am not crazy about the choose one pool. Warshack's reveal was great, though! 

1 mana freeze a thing and cycle itself. Pretty good for ol' Frosty Thrall. 

First trash card review! What the hell would we want to do this for? 

So a 4 mana 3/4... Then 2 more. Freezy minions are annoying. This seems one of the better objective cards because you get something immediately without having to combo it... 

Yeah, maybe rush Warrior or a beast hunter that wants tokens want this. 

Neutral Rogue card. Even in a stealth aggro deck this doesn't make the cut. 

Conditioning taunt warrior could be a thing? I still like conditioning rush Warrior. Why not conditioning warrior playing all the value cards: bumper car, pack Mule, and this? 

A real nuisance of a card! In the moonfang vein where one's opponent probably has to do something weird to remove it. Watch out in handbuff anything: this could just take up residence on the board. 

That's pretty expensive. 

I don't know about this. It takes up a deck slot or 2 where you probably want something that actually furthers your gameplay. 

Another card I want to like... 1 health kinda sucks. An egg/demon zoo warlock. Deathrattle DH. 

Rogue and Mage are the immediate thoughts on who'd want this, and I don't think it's in high demand. 

Maybe rogue can use this as a way to handbuff little minions? Some kind of deathrattle shark coin thing in magic Xmas land might do it.