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I guess they just decided every class needs a Brann Denathrius combo because Druid and Shaman weren’t toxic enoug

Well it’s been fun everyone, but as long as Theotar remains in the current state he is in, I’m going on a long HS break.

I hope whoever designed him eats shit and dies, and see you all in …

I guess the HS team knows the meta is way too wonky to be fixed right now, so the best they can do is dock like 1-2% off of Hunter’s winrate XD

Meanwhile decks like combo Priest and Curse …

I’m actually excited to try out All Fel Breaks Loose as a win-condition. I just need to run 2 Inquisitors in a Fel DH deck and let them die, then re-summon them over and over again with Jayce and this …

Deathrattles are being played and are broken in Hunter right now. In the dream scenario, you play Harpoon Gun on 3, Azsharan Saber dies on 4, summon the Sunken Saber through Pet Collector or the Dredge, then this guy appears …

Soul Seeker just seems like a way worse Theotar that is reliant on your opponent not drawing his cards… I doubt it sees much play over Theotar

Wait… this is just straight up 10 mana win the game in most decks. A lot of classes can’t deal with immune minions, so it just straight up wins games, but it is definitely a win-more card that maybe Druid …

Alright! A one spell nerf to Quest Hunter! I’ll take what I can get, but I still long for the day this card just gets nuked into orbit by increasing every stage by two-three.

Every other nerf is just… …

*wheeze* Blizzard doing playtesting? But that takes money and coming off their high horse to admit some cards were a mistake!

Istg if Defend the Dwarven District isn’t nerfed I will be one very salty player… well, more salty than usual, but still

WHY IS QUEST HUNTER STILL A FUCKING DECK. JUST DELETE IT ALREADY BLIZZARD, WTFFFFFFFFF

OMG I FUCKING LOVE DYING TO DENATHRIUS AT OVER 30 HEALTH! I FUCKING LOVE THAT MY OPPONENT CAN HEAL TO FULL AND DELETE MY BOARD AT THE SAME TIME WHILE KILLING ME. WHOOO, HVAING 20 MANA IS SOOO BALANCED AND …

Some meta rants:

The abbreviation for the new Druid deck is D Druid, because you probably have to be a massive dickhead to play this deck.

Quest Hunter has not been nerfed whatsoever, because we all know people …

I’m pretty sure it’s Renethal… if you listen to his play quote he mentions that today will be the end of Denathrius reign or something like that

FINALLY! Stormwind and Alterac Valley are gone from rotation! I can’t wait to actually enjoy playing the mode agai

Our deck is looking good today.

I doubt this sees play. Warrior doesn’t really need this, especially not on turn 7 since cards like Shield Shatter exist. You would much rather play Rokara on 7

Omg how do you fuck up the Caverns of Time AGAIN. You had one year to improve, but instead of fixing things they just ended up BUFFING Cavern Dreamer from a 1/3 to a 1/4… AND WHY IS THE ROTATION …

Can we just remove Alterac/Stormwind from rotation? I swear those cards have been here for way too long and most of them are very broke

The HS team is full of a bunch of morons and I hate all of their decisions. Fuck the entire year of the Gryphon, literally killed Hearthstone. I can’t even enjoy playing the game now because of stupid cards made …