Yoink And Yeet - A Budget Thief Rogue

As the name suggests, there are no legendaries in here (except the quest, but lmao who cares?)

Obviously, it's not perfect but it's been surprisingly effective and I'm having fun playing ladder again, so that's that. You can obviously vary this to add your Tess/Edwin/Second Spirit/Second Pharoah or whatever. I'm on a budget here, and I suck at this game.

Some may ask, 'What's the win condition?' I have two answers. My normal answer would be to finish the quest ASAP and control the board with your weapon and many minions/spells until the opponent can't hold on (or concedes like a little baby). The fun way to win, however... that my friends is the power of bullshit. Get the RNG gods on your side, pull the luckiest draws and evolves and what-not, and pull wins out of your ass that you really should have lost (Pulling a Pyroblast against a 10-health Shaman with a full board while sitting on 1 health comes to mind).

WARNING: This deck is an RNG nightmare. You will win games you shouldn't, and lose games you shouldn't. Roll with the heart of the cards, and you'll be fine.

Have fun thieving fellow Rogues ;)