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The Bone Broker

The Bone Broker

DEFEATED

who sells what he steals

0 / 100,000 HP (0.0%)

October 8 to October 13 · Eastern

Who is this?

He arrived with a handcart, a ledger and no skin, and by the second night half the camp's stores were in his sack. Nobody saw him take anything. Everybody signed something.

The Bone Broker does not fight for ground and he does not eat. He trades. He will sell you back your own iron at four times what it cost you, and he will do it politely, and the terms will be written down in a hand that looks a great deal like yours. The patterns in his sack are not his either: tier two came out of somebody's workshop, and he is asking a price for it.

His bones are held together by the deal and nothing else. Break enough of them and the ledger stops balancing, and everything he is holding falls out at once.

Camp defenses: +60% No Sugar Rush. Eat a candy first.

The Bone Broker has fallen (October 10). The fight is over.

Next up: The Oozelord

1d 17h 12m · Monday, October 26 at 12:00 AM Eastern

Combat log

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TheDribby rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds nothing.
TheDribby rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds 1x Ghost Marshmallow. TheDribby turns up 5 Gold.
TheDribby rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds 1x Pattern: Iron Gauntlets.
GoddammitDontShootMe rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds 2x Ghost Marshmallow.
GoddammitDontShootMe rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds nothing. It twitched! The Broker lashes out at GoddammitDontShootMe for 4.
bananenparty rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds 2x Spider Silk.
bananenparty rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds 1x Ghoul Hide.
bananenparty rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds 2x Ghoul Hide.
bananenparty rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds 2x Iron Ore.
bananenparty rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds 2x Ghoul Hide.
Fluxflashor rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds 2x Ghoul Hide.
Fluxflashor rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds nothing.
Fluxflashor rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds 2x Ghoul Hide. Fluxflashor turns up 10 Gold.
Fluxflashor rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds 1x Iron Ore. Fluxflashor turns up 4 Gold.
madcat rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds 2x Iron Ore.
madcat rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds 1x Ghoul Hide.
madcat rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds 1x Pumpkin Toffee.
Grimstone rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds 1x Ghoul Hide.
Grimstone rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds nothing.
Grimstone rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds nothing.
sinti rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds nothing.
sinti rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds 1x Ghoul Hide.
Pezman rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds nothing.
Pezman rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds nothing.
Pezman rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds 2x Ghost Marshmallow.
GoddammitDontShootMe rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds 1x Ghost Marshmallow.
GoddammitDontShootMe rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds 2x Iron Ore.
GoddammitDontShootMe rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds 1x Pattern: Iron Gauntlets.
sule rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds nothing.
sule rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds 3x Pumpkin Toffee. sule turns up 9 Gold.
sule rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds 1x Pumpkin Toffee.
sule rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds nothing.
sule rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds nothing.
madcat rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds 2x Iron Ore.
madcat rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds nothing.
aepoth rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds nothing.
aepoth rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds 3x Pumpkin Toffee.
aepoth rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds nothing.
aepoth rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds 1x Pumpkin Toffee.
aepoth rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds nothing.
sinti rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds 2x Ghost Marshmallow.
sinti rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds 2x Pumpkin Toffee.
sinti rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds 1x Spider Silk.
FrostyFeet rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds 1x Pumpkin Toffee.
FrostyFeet rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds nothing.
FrostyFeet rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds nothing.
FrostyFeet rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds nothing.
lukipr0 rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds 2x Spider Silk.
lukipr0 rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds 1x Ghost Marshmallow.
lukipr0 rummages through the Bone Broker's handcart and finds 1x Ghoul Hide.

Top damage

1 FrostyFeet 6,816
2 madcat 5,824
3 SpookySpooky 5,527
4 Pezman 5,291
5 aepoth 5,101
6 sule 4,004
7 Fluxflashor 3,199
8 lukipr0 3,137
9 Demonxz95 2,212
10 bananenparty 1,671

The story so far

Chapter 1 DEFEATED

Gourdon the Rotten

the pumpkin that would not stay carved

Gourdon came apart in the middle of the field and the grins went out one by one, all the way down the rows. What is left is seed and pulp and a green stain in the soil that nobody wants to touch. The harvest is ruined. The camp is not. Somebody has already started carving a wall out of the pieces.
Chapter 2 DEFEATED

The Bone Broker

who sells what he steals

The Bone Broker came apart at the joints and the sack split with him. Everything he had taken is back on the grass, and so is everything he took from wherever he was before. The tier two patterns are in camp hands now and the forge can finally move past copper. The ledger burned. Nobody is sorry.
Chapter 3 DEFEATED

Mother Spindle

matron of the silk woods

Mother Spindle folded into her own web and the woods went quiet for the first time in a fortnight. The sheets are still out there, acres of them, and they belong to nobody now. The tailors have not stopped working since. Half the camp is wearing silk and the other half is queuing for a loom.
Chapter 4 DEFEATED

Sir Hollowmere

the knight with nothing under the helm

Sir Hollowmere went down on one knee, and then the armour went down, and there was nothing inside it but cold air and a folded pattern. The camp's iron held. The plate is scrap now, good scrap, and what came out of the helm is worth more than the fight cost.
Chapter 5 LOCKED

Arrives October 26

The Bone Broker

Top damage

The story so far

Gourdon the Rotten

The Bone Broker

Mother Spindle

Sir Hollowmere