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I threw I was curious if your deck did anything

Shen stuff etc

Maybe flip shen

Maybe play cards

So sure throw a 5 mana play after doing nothing all game

What difference does it make?

I know I rotated one card in the list and that really fucked you eh?

Didn't line up with your deck tracker on me?

What if I rotate 3 cards

Or 4

Or 5

See me scouting your bullshit?

Get wrecked

See look at that shit

Did your 6 reckoning frostbite deck draw 100% dead that game?

Wonder why?

You think meming is easy rofl?

Nope!

Gotta assassinate that poro deck eh?

Hahahahahaha

Plz stop its over

Your guys are sooooo transparent

You did your Viktor into poros game

It was a 50/50 my deck was better than yours

Let's leave it at that okay

Steam and steam and cook those steamed hams

It doesnt matter

It literally doesn't matter

It's over

It's the good poros deck

From 32% garbage to 50% garbage

Hurray

Hahahaha 

Just gonna casually grab the number 2 orn deck

Stretch no big deal

Just cuz I fucning mother ficning hate that poro deck!!!!!!

Gasp cough I'm okay I'm okay

Hahahahahaha

Outing yourself a little

Come on you can't ai with scissors

Thats only for try hard and you still lost

Replace me with an ai

And this deck still works

Mmmhmm yep

Deck just doing the work

God's work

Just wracking in those percentages

And I'm on auto pilot here

Zzzzzzz

You didn't even have confidence in that one you knew it was shit

Take your time breathe

I can poros into every deck you have all day long

You know my list no frills no Gimmicks

It will lose when it loses

Win when it wins

Tide comes in tide comes out

Still won't stop it from being the best poro king deck and that's fine with me :)

New set new expansion good fun

Like do you see me going in for gymiks

Oh no better fucking otk and get wincon off as fast as fucking possible?

Gotta fuck this guy right in thr pussy?

Nah I literally don't give a shit

Let the deck do the work

See how it goes

Rinse and repeat

No Gimmicks here

Don't be sad Viktor Braum I'd here!!!

God you were playing that shit fast

You were pissed

But build a better deck to put that energy into

And stop trying so hard

Why are you trying so hard into poros?

Jesus you guys are so fucking funny

Like what does it gain?

What does it do?

Why bother?

It's poros

Like you could be taking a bad deck and making it better

Like 32% poros

But youre so prideful you're like nah

Can't do that

Gotta try harder

Try try try

😁😁😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Cool anivia deck bro you could have really done a lot with her

But then you try harded with ladros otk

Like which one is it?

Pick a lane and stop sucking dick

And trying so hard rofl 🤣 

Yeah that frostbite deck was pretty bad too

Despite how hard you were trying

Wtf was that vanilla 4/5 play into open swing

Youre like plz plz plz let me win one more game

And I'm like I don't give a fuck my deck speaks for itself cuz math

Wonder who's right?

Probably the math

Yeah so once you were done being a filthy try hard did I just go right back to dominating with my poro brew?

I wonder why that was?

Cuz you can "try hard" with anything

"Try" your little heart out

"Try" the best you can

But at the end of the day your 32% poro deck

Will still be a 32% poro deck

Cuz ladder doesn't care how hard you "try"

It's just math

Sorry

So try hard into me 500 times a day

But math ain't gonna change 

Like if you asked Michael Jordan to play basketball with a bunch of school children

Would he be mad when the kids win

Nah he ain't even trying

No stakes who cares

Stiiiiiil don't care

The lack of caring is just so far out there

It's just unbelievable the lack of caring

We can slug it out all day in casual que

And I can throw 500 games

I can throw 1000 games

I can throw 10 million games

And still hit masters just as easily in 3 months

Just like I always do in eternal every season

Still don't care guys

Have all the wins on the house

Casual que party games

All on me

You can still suck my medals yum yum

Hahahahahahaha

Oh no random bullshit lost?

That was your one chance too

You dont get to ever run that deck again

Quick delete delete

Eject eject

Better craft your next random bullshit deck fast

Where did it go?

What will it be

It's a one off then gone

Like a fart in the wind

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Like no bullshit this aggro list without a hint of exaggeration is a masters list from last season

There is no pretending and no bullshit

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This was a diamond list from 4 seasons ago

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This was a diamond list from 3 seasons ago

Every single deck had its time in the sun and it performed well 100% off meta in a relavent and timely ladder environment

Game after game after game

And youre playing 1 off bullshit into my decks and you think you have a big dick

Give me a fucking break

And you know you can't

You know you can't mono jarvan tutor into any deck with bounces or vengence

Not even ryze and ryze is terrible

You know this

And yet you insist on wasting my time and energy when your deck can't even beat the worst meta deck

Sure you can beat me with a one off cuz I have no idea what the fuck you're doing and bullshit baffles brains

But on ladder you don't stand a hope in hell

But I will actually climb to diamond with dragon ramp, because I've done it before

If I have to switch to something more competitive to masters then whatever I'll do it

But at least I'll know my brew won 50 games

Not 50 brews that won one game

Thats the difference between quality and total shit

You see at the end of the day there is 1 metric for sucess for a bad deck

Can it beat meta

Can it climb

If you want to fuck around with me till we Jack off in each other's hair be my guest

But I dont really have patience for your homo erotic fantasies

Build a deck and climb with it

Win with it

Make it relavent

Otherwise fuck off

Hahahahahahahahha

0 aggro protection

In a deck you want to play on ladder?

Good fucking luck

Gg No re

Youre a waste of space and you instantly died like one

Hahahaha

Youre literally sitting there thinking why am I playing this terrible deck

Youre right!

You are.right :)

Like I said I can go 20 games down don't care

It's casual que

You dont have ladder pressure

You can do whatever you want :)

If you can hit masters in eternal with memes then do it

Stiiiiiil don't care

Here I'll throw this one too

Till you get it

Here open swing no blocks

I wont.block anything

Open passes I won't play anything

How good you feeling.in your solitaire?

Having fun doing nothing?

Just watching

Go nuts what a cool deck!

Wow a rally took sooooo good

Can I play your deck!?

It looks sooooo good

You guys are back to running garbage again

So dissapointed

Unplayable on eternal ladder

And worth a wet fart in the grand scheme of things 

Yeah I see you guys gave up on the ramp competition and just decided mine was best

But yeah crumble rally ooooh

Definately run that 1 health Lucian into pie toss

It'll be a blast!

Stop trying my deck is best

Youre embarrassing yourselves and once xolatie gets nerfed my eternal climb in 3 months will be complete

As the eternal king