oh no nifty
I'm gonna vi emote you
because you won with akshan ambush
it's not possible that you could ever win with that crap into aggro
why you so good with bad decks?
idk why can't you win with spider aggro?
it's literally spider aggro
its spider tribal
come on
sorry I got bored and zoned out
what were you doing again?
like I go against a million of these brews a day
you couldn't make bard work
you tried to copy me on nidalee and failed
you couldn't make undir work
I guess something there as supposed to be a discard deck
I just zoned out
any of these archetypes can be built well
any of them can be played well
instead it's just
meme or competivie
and nothing else in between
the reality is you should have won with undir
you should have won with bard
and you should have won with copying me on transform
but you didn't
so when I say poro king can be made playable after siren song nerfs
I mean poro king can be made playable after siren song nerfs
it's not a maybe thing
it a sure thing
because I am the best brewer in LOR with bad arechetypes
hands down
wait Nifty how do I play this deck
why can't I just copy and paste your list and win
why won't it auto pilot broken shit for me?
that's cuz youre trash
anyways plz fix Riot
I'm getting tired of swatting these try hards like flies
just because they don't understand the value in underplayed archetypes
wow transform is the best deck in the game guys
cuz it beat Baaaaaard
holly fuck baaaaaard
omg top tier
nifty too strong
majin was right
game totally balanced
no....
plus it didn't help that your bard deck was balls
I could fix it for you
you're really bad at just value champs that need to level to do things
youre awful with those
wooow sure did a lot with your azir and bird lady there didn't you?
youre sure qualified to know what is and isn't new champ balance aren't you?
meanwhile you just got your ass kicked by transform
I know the underplayed archetypes
I know how to make the trash good again
youre just a filthy try hard
you need 1 champ, he already exists, and the game might as well be over for you
well don't make the rest of our lives miserable because of it
yeah you got mad and then you went meta
you see your anecdotal experiences
and mine don't mean anything
I can kick your ass up and down the pavement with the worst deck in the game
and it doesn't
it literalyl doesn't
and you can kick my ass up and down the pavement with all the try hard bullshit at your disposal
but guess what
math is math
500 is 500
and fixes need to happen
I don't see you running any of the new champs
I see a lot of sett
which was last expansion
don't you?
woooow transform just won 2 games
best deck in the game guys
balance doesn't matter
math doesn't matter
cuz anecdotal experiences are everything
all joking aside I've literally won a 100 games with that transform deck cuz I'm the eternal king
I just don't feel like playing seriously when things are this busted
Oh wow I won 1 game with transform
gg shen emote
wooooooow
best deck in the game
I'm making a point that defies math and sense
transform best deck in the game
wooooow gg
ggggggggg
gggggggggggggg
no one gives fuck
read the math
read reddit
fix your game
500 people....500
does it need to be 5000
does it need to be 50000
does it need to be 500000
when does sense make sense?
when is math math?
you think I give a shit about us jacking each other off in casual que?
please go for it take my spunk all over your face
I need the release
oh wow you beat a vanilla yordle tribal deck with no spells
thats so indicitive of math
not like the deck has a massive negative winrate
and your version was terrible
but yeah gottyyyyyy
yes I will spend 10 mana on a thermo into a deny
cuz again nothing matters till the fixes happen
we are all just jerking each other off
fun times
like why bother trying to win when I don't have eternal ladder?
Riot insists on making me wait 3 months every season so I can climb
and standard is a mess
So I'm just gonna play what I want how I want till winning actually matters again
thats me doing my thing
you do yours
try harding like it means something
you guys are funny I mention elise and the next game is spider aggro
you know that I'm not trying to win right?
in casual que
I'm literally just fucking around till things get fixed?
you know that right?
youre not dumb?
you have a brain?
I promise I won't be mad if zoo or poro tribal becomes meta
I won't be mad if the new champions you released end up doing new champ things
I am mad that a random 4 mana common spell has defined an entire format
that I'm mad about
and I won't ever stop being mad about it till it gets fixed
just like 500 other people
So I think if you do all that
hard buff the 3 champs
hard nerf siren song and xolati
if you do that this set will be sucessful
as it stands it's a fucking train wreck
and 500 people agree even if they can't articulate their thoughts correctly
but I can
I feel that way about Nidalle and Poro king
I think they are awesome well designed cards in a game that is progressively less awesome and well designed
let's release diana a 2 mana champ that can challenge things with quick attack
that's really powerful though so lets straddle her with a nightfall condition
later on hey lets release samara she does everything that diana does but better in bilge water
and people are like wow Samara is the new standard for champ design
noooooooooo
Yes I got to masters with her because she straddles that line between busted and not busted (closer to the sweaty end)
but she is not "well designed"
she is not interesting
she is not well themed
she is just the new elise
aka the biggest best value 2 mana champion that is essentially free
so I would much rather see Riot pull back on the power creep with the siren songs the 1 mana 10.10s the 7 mana 32/32s
pull back on all that shit with the next patch
and buff the themed champs released for this set
make nidallee summon javelin on level up
lux does it for lazer and lux is waaaaay better and she was vanilla
Give poro king tough, he's the king hes supposed to be tough, it will make him slightly less snap removable
for bird lady, she just needs more variety cards I don't actually think she's bad maybe a little too strict on her level up
but her flip stats are nuts and her effect is nuts.
so maybe just level her with 5 swings instead of 6?
demanding that a champ go 6 wide to level is a tough pill to swallow
and while youre at it make poro king easier to level
nidalle levels easily but she just doesn't dooooo anything
I'm willing to acknowledge that Riot gutted their card game studio
so the smart people who crafted the initial bilgewater expansion are probably all gone by now
but I'm fairly certain if any of them were left
they would say
ummm guys can we not encourage people to spam 1 drops with a global deck wide buff
We want people to play gangplank he was just released and he's cool
we want our champs to be good
not random 1 drops
k thanks scrap that card
Like for god sakes poro king is a 5 mana 4/4 from Riot
a 5 mana 4/4 naked
no keywords
and all he does is make poro treats
that are more efficient to main deck
hahahahaahahaha
and they release that at the same time as a 4 mana deck wide buffer that also summons an additional buff body with keyword at the same time?
do you have any idea how good that is?
how do you even evaluate that fairly?
like okay so on average a 4 mana card represents a 10/10 buff across one game 20/20 if played twice?
then you get the immediate effect of additional stats and keywords on the next body
then theres a 7 mana card that eats all those buffs and goes from a 2/2 to a 32/32?
and poro king is a 5 mana 4/4?
balance!!!!!
So if we are all done being smart asses
can we acknowledge that 500 people think that siren song is busted
and that xolati is busted
can we acknowledge that the 500 people might know better than 1 Majin Bae?
can we acknowledge that?
can we do the human thing, the democratic thing, and understand that math is math
that trump wasn't voted president because you feel that way
he wasn't voted president because he didn't get the god damn votes
so yes siren song Xolati is objectively broken
as in the developers gone fucked up
and 500 people agree
so stop being a smart ass and start begging riot for a fix
yeah so that was a 9/8 by mana 8
that was literally on par for the curve
I know what youre trying to do and youre wrong
viego is not bigger than sirens song decks
and I'll let you open swing into my nexus all day long
cuz I still don't care about your point
because it's invalid
stop being an idiot an 8 mana 9/8 is not bigger than a 7 mana 32/32 it is not bigger than a 1 mana 10/10
if it was people would fucking play viego and they dont!
want to know why?
cuz he's bad!!!!!!!!!!!
like don't get me wrong I'm no stranger to bad
I'm stuck here trying to make Riot's 3 new champions work
but bad is bad sorry
oh no nifty
I'm gonna vi emote you
because you won with akshan ambush
it's not possible that you could ever win with that crap into aggro
why you so good with bad decks?
idk why can't you win with spider aggro?
it's literally spider aggro
its spider tribal
come on
sorry I got bored and zoned out
what were you doing again?
like I go against a million of these brews a day
you couldn't make bard work
you tried to copy me on nidalee and failed
you couldn't make undir work
I guess something there as supposed to be a discard deck
I just zoned out
any of these archetypes can be built well
any of them can be played well
instead it's just
meme or competivie
and nothing else in between
the reality is you should have won with undir
you should have won with bard
and you should have won with copying me on transform
but you didn't
so when I say poro king can be made playable after siren song nerfs
I mean poro king can be made playable after siren song nerfs
it's not a maybe thing
it a sure thing
because I am the best brewer in LOR with bad arechetypes
hands down
wait Nifty how do I play this deck
why can't I just copy and paste your list and win
why won't it auto pilot broken shit for me?
that's cuz youre trash
anyways plz fix Riot
I'm getting tired of swatting these try hards like flies
just because they don't understand the value in underplayed archetypes
wow transform is the best deck in the game guys
cuz it beat Baaaaaard
holly fuck baaaaaard
omg top tier
nifty too strong
majin was right
game totally balanced
no....
plus it didn't help that your bard deck was balls
I could fix it for you
you're really bad at just value champs that need to level to do things
youre awful with those
wooow sure did a lot with your azir and bird lady there didn't you?
youre sure qualified to know what is and isn't new champ balance aren't you?
meanwhile you just got your ass kicked by transform
I know the underplayed archetypes
I know how to make the trash good again
youre just a filthy try hard
you need 1 champ, he already exists, and the game might as well be over for you
well don't make the rest of our lives miserable because of it
yeah you got mad and then you went meta
you see your anecdotal experiences
and mine don't mean anything
I can kick your ass up and down the pavement with the worst deck in the game
and it doesn't
it literalyl doesn't
and you can kick my ass up and down the pavement with all the try hard bullshit at your disposal
but guess what
math is math
500 is 500
and fixes need to happen
I don't see you running any of the new champs
I see a lot of sett
which was last expansion
don't you?
woooow transform just won 2 games
best deck in the game guys
balance doesn't matter
math doesn't matter
cuz anecdotal experiences are everything
all joking aside I've literally won a 100 games with that transform deck cuz I'm the eternal king
I just don't feel like playing seriously when things are this busted
Oh wow I won 1 game with transform
gg shen emote
wooooooow
best deck in the game
I'm making a point that defies math and sense
transform best deck in the game
wooooow gg
ggggggggg
gggggggggggggg
no one gives fuck
read the math
read reddit
fix your game
500 people....500
does it need to be 5000
does it need to be 50000
does it need to be 500000
when does sense make sense?
when is math math?
you think I give a shit about us jacking each other off in casual que?
please go for it take my spunk all over your face
I need the release
oh wow you beat a vanilla yordle tribal deck with no spells
thats so indicitive of math
not like the deck has a massive negative winrate
and your version was terrible
but yeah gottyyyyyy
yes I will spend 10 mana on a thermo into a deny
cuz again nothing matters till the fixes happen
we are all just jerking each other off
fun times
like why bother trying to win when I don't have eternal ladder?
Riot insists on making me wait 3 months every season so I can climb
and standard is a mess
So I'm just gonna play what I want how I want till winning actually matters again
thats me doing my thing
you do yours
try harding like it means something
you guys are funny I mention elise and the next game is spider aggro
you know that I'm not trying to win right?
in casual que
I'm literally just fucking around till things get fixed?
you know that right?
youre not dumb?
you have a brain?
I promise I won't be mad if zoo or poro tribal becomes meta
I won't be mad if the new champions you released end up doing new champ things
I am mad that a random 4 mana common spell has defined an entire format
that I'm mad about
and I won't ever stop being mad about it till it gets fixed
just like 500 other people
So I think if you do all that
hard buff the 3 champs
hard nerf siren song and xolati
if you do that this set will be sucessful
as it stands it's a fucking train wreck
and 500 people agree even if they can't articulate their thoughts correctly
but I can
I feel that way about Nidalle and Poro king
I think they are awesome well designed cards in a game that is progressively less awesome and well designed
let's release diana a 2 mana champ that can challenge things with quick attack
that's really powerful though so lets straddle her with a nightfall condition
later on hey lets release samara she does everything that diana does but better in bilge water
and people are like wow Samara is the new standard for champ design
noooooooooo
Yes I got to masters with her because she straddles that line between busted and not busted (closer to the sweaty end)
but she is not "well designed"
she is not interesting
she is not well themed
she is just the new elise
aka the biggest best value 2 mana champion that is essentially free
so I would much rather see Riot pull back on the power creep with the siren songs the 1 mana 10.10s the 7 mana 32/32s
pull back on all that shit with the next patch
and buff the themed champs released for this set
make nidallee summon javelin on level up
lux does it for lazer and lux is waaaaay better and she was vanilla
Give poro king tough, he's the king hes supposed to be tough, it will make him slightly less snap removable
for bird lady, she just needs more variety cards I don't actually think she's bad maybe a little too strict on her level up
but her flip stats are nuts and her effect is nuts.
so maybe just level her with 5 swings instead of 6?
demanding that a champ go 6 wide to level is a tough pill to swallow
and while youre at it make poro king easier to level
nidalle levels easily but she just doesn't dooooo anything
I'm willing to acknowledge that Riot gutted their card game studio
so the smart people who crafted the initial bilgewater expansion are probably all gone by now
but I'm fairly certain if any of them were left
they would say
ummm guys can we not encourage people to spam 1 drops with a global deck wide buff
We want people to play gangplank he was just released and he's cool
we want our champs to be good
not random 1 drops
k thanks scrap that card
Like for god sakes poro king is a 5 mana 4/4 from Riot
a 5 mana 4/4 naked
no keywords
and all he does is make poro treats
that are more efficient to main deck
hahahahaahahaha
and they release that at the same time as a 4 mana deck wide buffer that also summons an additional buff body with keyword at the same time?
do you have any idea how good that is?
how do you even evaluate that fairly?
like okay so on average a 4 mana card represents a 10/10 buff across one game 20/20 if played twice?
then you get the immediate effect of additional stats and keywords on the next body
then theres a 7 mana card that eats all those buffs and goes from a 2/2 to a 32/32?
and poro king is a 5 mana 4/4?
balance!!!!!
So if we are all done being smart asses
can we acknowledge that 500 people think that siren song is busted
and that xolati is busted
can we acknowledge that the 500 people might know better than 1 Majin Bae?
can we acknowledge that?
can we do the human thing, the democratic thing, and understand that math is math
that trump wasn't voted president because you feel that way
he wasn't voted president because he didn't get the god damn votes
so yes siren song Xolati is objectively broken
as in the developers gone fucked up
and 500 people agree
so stop being a smart ass and start begging riot for a fix
yeah so that was a 9/8 by mana 8
that was literally on par for the curve
I know what youre trying to do and youre wrong
viego is not bigger than sirens song decks
and I'll let you open swing into my nexus all day long
cuz I still don't care about your point
because it's invalid
stop being an idiot an 8 mana 9/8 is not bigger than a 7 mana 32/32 it is not bigger than a 1 mana 10/10
if it was people would fucking play viego and they dont!
want to know why?
cuz he's bad!!!!!!!!!!!
like don't get me wrong I'm no stranger to bad
I'm stuck here trying to make Riot's 3 new champions work
but bad is bad sorry