Nifty129

oh no nifty

I'm gonna vi emote you

because you won with akshan ambush

it's not possible that you could ever win with that crap into aggro

why you so good with bad decks?

idk …

sorry I got bored and zoned out

what were you doing again?

like I go against a million of these brews a day

you couldn't make bard work

you tried to copy me on nidalee and …

wait Nifty how do I play this deck

why can't I just copy and paste your list and win

why won't it auto pilot broken shit for me?

that's cuz youre trash

anyways plz fix Riot

wow transform is the best deck in the game guys

cuz it beat Baaaaaard

holly fuck baaaaaard

omg top tier

nifty too strong

majin was right

game totally balanced

no....

plus it …

wooow sure did a lot with your azir and bird lady there didn't you?

youre sure qualified to know what is and isn't new champ balance aren't you?

meanwhile you just got your ass kicked by transform

…

yeah you got mad and then you went meta

you see your anecdotal experiences

and mine don't mean anything

I can kick your ass up and down the pavement with the worst deck in the game

…

woooow transform just won 2 games

best deck in the game guys

balance doesn't matter

math doesn't matter

cuz anecdotal experiences are everything

all joking aside I've literally won a 100 games with that transform …

Oh wow I won 1 game with transform

gg shen emote

wooooooow

best deck in the game

I'm making a point that defies math and sense

transform best deck in the game

wooooow gg

500 people....500

does it need to be 5000

does it need to be 50000

does it need to be 500000

when does sense make sense?

when is math math?

you think I give a …

oh wow you beat a vanilla yordle tribal deck with no spells

thats so indicitive of math

not like the deck has a massive negative winrate

and your version was terrible

but yeah gottyyyyyy

yes I will spend 10 mana on a thermo into a deny

cuz again nothing matters till the fixes happen

we are all just jerking each other off

fun times

like why bother trying to win when I don't have eternal ladder?

Riot insists on making me wait 3 months every season so I can climb

and standard is a mess

So I'm just gonna play what …

you guys are funny I mention elise and the next game is spider aggro

you know that I'm not trying to win right?

in casual que

I'm literally just fucking around till things get fixed?

you …

I promise I won't be mad if zoo or poro tribal becomes meta

I won't be mad if the new champions you released end up doing new champ things

I am mad that a random 4 mana common …

So I think if you do all that

hard buff the 3 champs

hard nerf siren song and xolati

if you do that this set will be sucessful

as it stands it's a fucking train wreck

I feel that way about Nidalle and Poro king

I think they are awesome well designed cards in a game that is progressively less awesome and well designed

let's release diana a 2 mana champ that can challenge …

I'm willing to acknowledge that Riot gutted their card game studio

so the smart people who crafted the initial bilgewater expansion are probably all gone by now

but I'm fairly certain if any of them were left

…

Like for god sakes poro king is a 5 mana 4/4 from Riot

a 5 mana 4/4 naked

no keywords

and all he does is make poro treats

that are more efficient to main deck

…

So if we are all done being smart asses

can we acknowledge that 500 people think that siren song is busted

and that xolati is busted

can we acknowledge that the 500 people might know better than …

yeah so that was a 9/8 by mana 8

that was literally on par for the curve

I know what youre trying to do and youre wrong

viego is not bigger than sirens song decks

and …