Replace me with an ai
And this deck still works
Mmmhmm yep
Deck just doing the work
God's work
Just wracking in those percentages
And I'm on auto pilot here
Zzzzzzz
You didn't even have confidence in that one you knew it was shit
Take your time breathe
I can poros into every deck you have all day long
You know my list no frills no Gimmicks
It will lose when it loses
Win when it wins
Tide comes in tide comes out
Still won't stop it from being the best poro king deck and that's fine with me :)
New set new expansion good fun
Like do you see me going in for gymiks
Oh no better fucking otk and get wincon off as fast as fucking possible?
Gotta fuck this guy right in thr pussy?
Nah I literally don't give a shit
Let the deck do the work
See how it goes
Rinse and repeat
No Gimmicks here
Don't be sad Viktor Braum I'd here!!!
God you were playing that shit fast
You were pissed
But build a better deck to put that energy into
And stop trying so hard
Why are you trying so hard into poros?
Jesus you guys are so fucking funny
Like what does it gain?
What does it do?
Why bother?
It's poros
Like you could be taking a bad deck and making it better
Like 32% poros
But youre so prideful you're like nah
Can't do that
Gotta try harder
Try try try
😁😁😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cool anivia deck bro you could have really done a lot with her
But then you try harded with ladros otk
Like which one is it?
Pick a lane and stop sucking dick
And trying so hard rofl 🤣
Yeah that frostbite deck was pretty bad too
Despite how hard you were trying
Wtf was that vanilla 4/5 play into open swing
Youre like plz plz plz let me win one more game
And I'm like I don't give a fuck my deck speaks for itself cuz math
Wonder who's right?
Probably the math
Yeah so once you were done being a filthy try hard did I just go right back to dominating with my poro brew?
I wonder why that was?
Cuz you can "try hard" with anything
"Try" your little heart out
"Try" the best you can
But at the end of the day your 32% poro deck
Will still be a 32% poro deck
Cuz ladder doesn't care how hard you "try"
It's just math
Sorry
So try hard into me 500 times a day
But math ain't gonna change
Like if you asked Michael Jordan to play basketball with a bunch of school children
Would he be mad when the kids win
Nah he ain't even trying
No stakes who cares
Stiiiiiil don't care
The lack of caring is just so far out there
It's just unbelievable the lack of caring
We can slug it out all day in casual que
And I can throw 500 games
I can throw 1000 games
I can throw 10 million games
And still hit masters just as easily in 3 months
Just like I always do in eternal every season
Still don't care guys
Have all the wins on the house
Casual que party games
All on me
You can still suck my medals yum yum
Hahahahahahaha
Oh no random bullshit lost?
That was your one chance too
You dont get to ever run that deck again
Quick delete delete
Eject eject
Better craft your next random bullshit deck fast
Where did it go?
What will it be
It's a one off then gone
Like a fart in the wind
CIDACBQGDYAQMAZJAIAQGAQMAIBAGAYEAMDQGBYIBYCAEBQWEYWTUAABAEAQGNY
Like no bullshit this aggro list without a hint of exaggeration is a masters list from last season
There is no pretending and no bullshit
CICQCAQGAUAQKAAMAEDQABICAQAAGCAIAYDAMBYLB4IBYHRDAAAQCAIADI
This was a diamond list from 4 seasons ago
CICQEAYJC5LQEBABBQHAEBQBEQUQGAIBBQVDEBADAEBQMCQWAAAQCAIBGQ
This was a diamond list from 3 seasons ago
Every single deck had its time in the sun and it performed well 100% off meta in a relavent and timely ladder environment
Game after game after game
And youre playing 1 off bullshit into my decks and you think you have a big dick
Give me a fucking break
And you know you can't
You know you can't mono jarvan tutor into any deck with bounces or vengence
Not even ryze and ryze is terrible
You know this
And yet you insist on wasting my time and energy when your deck can't even beat the worst meta deck
Sure you can beat me with a one off cuz I have no idea what the fuck you're doing and bullshit baffles brains
But on ladder you don't stand a hope in hell
But I will actually climb to diamond with dragon ramp, because I've done it before
If I have to switch to something more competitive to masters then whatever I'll do it
But at least I'll know my brew won 50 games
Not 50 brews that won one game
Thats the difference between quality and total shit
You see at the end of the day there is 1 metric for sucess for a bad deck
Can it beat meta
Can it climb
If you want to fuck around with me till we Jack off in each other's hair be my guest
But I dont really have patience for your homo erotic fantasies
Build a deck and climb with it
Win with it
Make it relavent
Otherwise fuck off
Hahahahahahahahha
0 aggro protection
In a deck you want to play on ladder?
Good fucking luck
Gg No re
Youre a waste of space and you instantly died like one
Hahahaha
Youre literally sitting there thinking why am I playing this terrible deck
Youre right!
You are.right :)
Like I said I can go 20 games down don't care
It's casual que
You dont have ladder pressure
You can do whatever you want :)
If you can hit masters in eternal with memes then do it
Here I'll throw this one too
Till you get it
Here open swing no blocks
I wont.block anything
Open passes I won't play anything
How good you feeling.in your solitaire?
Having fun doing nothing?
Just watching
Go nuts what a cool deck!
Wow a rally took sooooo good
Can I play your deck!?
It looks sooooo good
You guys are back to running garbage again
So dissapointed
Unplayable on eternal ladder
And worth a wet fart in the grand scheme of things
Yeah I see you guys gave up on the ramp competition and just decided mine was best
But yeah crumble rally ooooh
Definately run that 1 health Lucian into pie toss
It'll be a blast!
Stop trying my deck is best
Youre embarrassing yourselves and once xolatie gets nerfed my eternal climb in 3 months will be complete
As the eternal king
Like all I want is for the siren song deck to buff Evelyn you know Evelyn the champion thats fine and her kit
But don't buff some random fucking targon overwhelm creature
How's that Evelyn?
Replace me with an ai
And this deck still works
Mmmhmm yep
Deck just doing the work
God's work
Just wracking in those percentages
And I'm on auto pilot here
Zzzzzzz
You didn't even have confidence in that one you knew it was shit
Take your time breathe
I can poros into every deck you have all day long
You know my list no frills no Gimmicks
It will lose when it loses
Win when it wins
Tide comes in tide comes out
Still won't stop it from being the best poro king deck and that's fine with me :)
New set new expansion good fun
Like do you see me going in for gymiks
Oh no better fucking otk and get wincon off as fast as fucking possible?
Gotta fuck this guy right in thr pussy?
Nah I literally don't give a shit
Let the deck do the work
See how it goes
Rinse and repeat
No Gimmicks here
Don't be sad Viktor Braum I'd here!!!
God you were playing that shit fast
You were pissed
But build a better deck to put that energy into
And stop trying so hard
Why are you trying so hard into poros?
Jesus you guys are so fucking funny
Like what does it gain?
What does it do?
Why bother?
It's poros
Like you could be taking a bad deck and making it better
Like 32% poros
But youre so prideful you're like nah
Can't do that
Gotta try harder
Try try try
😁😁😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cool anivia deck bro you could have really done a lot with her
But then you try harded with ladros otk
Like which one is it?
Pick a lane and stop sucking dick
And trying so hard rofl 🤣
Yeah that frostbite deck was pretty bad too
Despite how hard you were trying
Wtf was that vanilla 4/5 play into open swing
Youre like plz plz plz let me win one more game
And I'm like I don't give a fuck my deck speaks for itself cuz math
Wonder who's right?
Probably the math
Yeah so once you were done being a filthy try hard did I just go right back to dominating with my poro brew?
I wonder why that was?
Cuz you can "try hard" with anything
"Try" your little heart out
"Try" the best you can
But at the end of the day your 32% poro deck
Will still be a 32% poro deck
Cuz ladder doesn't care how hard you "try"
It's just math
Sorry
So try hard into me 500 times a day
But math ain't gonna change
Like if you asked Michael Jordan to play basketball with a bunch of school children
Would he be mad when the kids win
Nah he ain't even trying
No stakes who cares
Stiiiiiil don't care
The lack of caring is just so far out there
It's just unbelievable the lack of caring
We can slug it out all day in casual que
And I can throw 500 games
I can throw 1000 games
I can throw 10 million games
And still hit masters just as easily in 3 months
Just like I always do in eternal every season
Still don't care guys
Have all the wins on the house
Casual que party games
All on me
You can still suck my medals yum yum
Hahahahahahaha
Oh no random bullshit lost?
That was your one chance too
You dont get to ever run that deck again
Quick delete delete
Eject eject
Better craft your next random bullshit deck fast
Where did it go?
What will it be
It's a one off then gone
Like a fart in the wind
CIDACBQGDYAQMAZJAIAQGAQMAIBAGAYEAMDQGBYIBYCAEBQWEYWTUAABAEAQGNY
Like no bullshit this aggro list without a hint of exaggeration is a masters list from last season
There is no pretending and no bullshit
CICQCAQGAUAQKAAMAEDQABICAQAAGCAIAYDAMBYLB4IBYHRDAAAQCAIADI
This was a diamond list from 4 seasons ago
CICQEAYJC5LQEBABBQHAEBQBEQUQGAIBBQVDEBADAEBQMCQWAAAQCAIBGQ
This was a diamond list from 3 seasons ago
Every single deck had its time in the sun and it performed well 100% off meta in a relavent and timely ladder environment
Game after game after game
And youre playing 1 off bullshit into my decks and you think you have a big dick
Give me a fucking break
And you know you can't
You know you can't mono jarvan tutor into any deck with bounces or vengence
Not even ryze and ryze is terrible
You know this
And yet you insist on wasting my time and energy when your deck can't even beat the worst meta deck
Sure you can beat me with a one off cuz I have no idea what the fuck you're doing and bullshit baffles brains
But on ladder you don't stand a hope in hell
But I will actually climb to diamond with dragon ramp, because I've done it before
If I have to switch to something more competitive to masters then whatever I'll do it
But at least I'll know my brew won 50 games
Not 50 brews that won one game
Thats the difference between quality and total shit
You see at the end of the day there is 1 metric for sucess for a bad deck
Can it beat meta
Can it climb
If you want to fuck around with me till we Jack off in each other's hair be my guest
But I dont really have patience for your homo erotic fantasies
Build a deck and climb with it
Win with it
Make it relavent
Otherwise fuck off
Hahahahahahahahha
0 aggro protection
In a deck you want to play on ladder?
Good fucking luck
Gg No re
Youre a waste of space and you instantly died like one
Hahahaha
Youre literally sitting there thinking why am I playing this terrible deck
Youre right!
You are.right :)
Like I said I can go 20 games down don't care
It's casual que
You dont have ladder pressure
You can do whatever you want :)
If you can hit masters in eternal with memes then do it
Stiiiiiil don't care
Here I'll throw this one too
Till you get it
Here open swing no blocks
I wont.block anything
Open passes I won't play anything
How good you feeling.in your solitaire?
Having fun doing nothing?
Just watching
Go nuts what a cool deck!
Wow a rally took sooooo good
Can I play your deck!?
It looks sooooo good
You guys are back to running garbage again
So dissapointed
Unplayable on eternal ladder
And worth a wet fart in the grand scheme of things
Yeah I see you guys gave up on the ramp competition and just decided mine was best
But yeah crumble rally ooooh
Definately run that 1 health Lucian into pie toss
It'll be a blast!
Stop trying my deck is best
Youre embarrassing yourselves and once xolatie gets nerfed my eternal climb in 3 months will be complete
As the eternal king
Like all I want is for the siren song deck to buff Evelyn you know Evelyn the champion thats fine and her kit
But don't buff some random fucking targon overwhelm creature
How's that Evelyn?