Nifty129

Replace me with an ai

And this deck still works

Mmmhmm yep

Deck just doing the work

God's work

Just wracking in those percentages

And I'm on auto pilot here

Zzzzzzz

You didn't even have confidence in that one you knew it was shit

Take your time breathe

I can poros into every deck you have all day long

You know my list no frills no Gimmicks

…

Like do you see me going in for gymiks

Oh no better fucking otk and get wincon off as fast as fucking possible?

Gotta fuck this guy right in thr pussy?

Nah I literally don't give a …

Don't be sad Viktor Braum I'd here!!!

God you were playing that shit fast

You were pissed

But build a better deck to put that energy into

And stop trying so hard

Why are you trying so hard into poros?

Jesus you guys are so fucking funny

Like what does it gain?

What does it do?

Why bother?

It's poros

Like you could be taking a …

Cool anivia deck bro you could have really done a lot with her

But then you try harded with ladros otk

Like which one is it?

Pick a lane and stop sucking dick

And trying so …

Yeah that frostbite deck was pretty bad too

Despite how hard you were trying

Wtf was that vanilla 4/5 play into open swing

Youre like plz plz plz let me win one more game

And I'm …

Yeah so once you were done being a filthy try hard did I just go right back to dominating with my poro brew?

I wonder why that was?

Cuz you can "try hard" with anything

"Try" your …

Like if you asked Michael Jordan to play basketball with a bunch of school children

Would he be mad when the kids win

Nah he ain't even trying

No stakes who cares

Stiiiiiil don't care

The lack of caring is just so far out there

It's just unbelievable the lack of caring

We can slug it out all day in casual que

And I can throw 500 games

Hahahahahahaha

Oh no random bullshit lost?

That was your one chance too

You dont get to ever run that deck again

Quick delete delete

Eject eject

Better craft your next random bullshit deck fast

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Like no bullshit this aggro list without a hint of exaggeration is a masters list from last season

There is no pretending and no bullshit

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This was a diamond list from 4 seasons ago

And you know you can't

You know you can't mono jarvan tutor into any deck with bounces or vengence

Not even ryze and ryze is terrible

You know this

And yet you insist on wasting my …

You see at the end of the day there is 1 metric for sucess for a bad deck

Can it beat meta

Can it climb

If you want to fuck around with me till we Jack off …

Hahahahahahahahha

0 aggro protection

In a deck you want to play on ladder?

Good fucking luck

Gg No re

Youre a waste of space and you instantly died like one

Hahahaha

Youre literally …

You guys are back to running garbage again

So dissapointed

Unplayable on eternal ladder

And worth a wet fart in the grand scheme of things 

Yeah I see you guys gave up on the ramp competition and just decided mine was best

But yeah crumble rally ooooh

Definately run that 1 health Lucian into pie toss

It'll be a blast!

Stop trying my deck is best

Youre embarrassing yourselves and once xolatie gets nerfed my eternal climb in 3 months will be complete

As the eternal king

Like all I want is for the siren song deck to buff Evelyn you know Evelyn the champion thats fine and her kit

But don't buff some random fucking targon overwhelm creature

How's that Evelyn?