Nifty129

come on dude seriously I just cracked one meme

and now I'm doing another

and you come at me with beater evelyn

can a guy get two seconds to solve all the decks?

do ya mind?

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any reason you cant just run this with age of dragons?

and if youre confident you can even squeeze in a dragon roost?

yeah no that's nuts on average you draw an entire board full of …

also you guys literally need to stop playing that age of dragons deck

there are a million better ramp decks to play in eternal that win more than like 38% 40% or whatever

and I can share those …

also 3 bushes means you can stack them up pre dropping your big 7 mana card

and then on open attack 8 you go flip flip flip swing

I understand why they don't want you flipping 6 wide

At least 3 bushes right, then it's dark magicians magical hats?

so 1 is a counter, 1 is poacher, 1 is nidalee

I don't think that's broken

without that surprise factor, aka the ambush in the ambush …

If you were to ask me what's holding back ambush in eternal?

because this is an akshan deck that literally runs 9 ambush cards out of 40

it's the 1 bush rule

why would I ever want …

Heres the full list:

3- tresure seeker good value and has sandman vulnerable synergy and block protection

3= shaped stone turbo akshan

3- prowl turbo akshan and bush synergy

1- presevarium deck needs a …

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I changed my mind this deck is actually amazing

while there is an argument that sivir akshan allegiance is better because of inherent spell shield

what nidalle gives akshan is prowl, right you get to be …

I know you guys get sad when I get 10 wins in a row

Youre sad when I do when I do it with elusives

Youre sad when I win with ramp

Youre sad when I win …

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I spent the entire night winning in eternal with trash 1 drops

I feel filthy

Like I didn't level a single champ except by accident

I didn't even really build a deck

I did …

Literally runs viego in a Samara challenger deck cuz he's so unconfident in his ability to do anything with viego

Don't kill me

Like the power scale for a new Champ to be relavent is follows

Can it spam board?

If it can't spam board can it remove board spam unconditionally

So if it's not spamming board or removing board …

you know going 6 wide with sharks is still just going 6 wide?

I'm really bored by you guys

you have 1 deck, literally 1 deck

youre kill LOR

no joke

don't blame Riot for …

yeah you see how I played cheap things and went 6 wide and instantly won?

what's with that eh?

weeeeeeeeird

yep the best ambush deck bad what you want me to say?

cheap removal plus 6 wide

shockers 

stick to poros

you should be mad bro at how bad your deck building is

id be mad too

dude are you so mad that you had to play the top eternal deck into my akshan ambush deck

are my brews that strong?

are you that bad

thanks I guess rofl

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OKAY so 1 of each situational card

and poacher for big dude spam cuz you cant out scale with strikes

probably this

yaaaaaah

I want to die

at least eternal poros is good

You guys know I'm fucking around with the worst deck in the game right?

saying you can ramp 10/10 into akshan ambush

is like saying you can take candy from a child

dont be proud

It's …

Fiiine we'll run the tripple quicksand I guess

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still won't matter because beat beat beat

but at least this is marginally better than the current ambush list

keep in mind ambush has to develop a …