Nifty129

Why would you ever do something so stupid as trying ramp in a card game eith big creatures when the biggest creature in the game is a 32/32 with overwhelm and spell shield at 7 mana

Like fick riot …

Okay so apparently all of Reddit us begging for a siren song nerf

Cuz they are tired of 32/32 xolaties or 1 drop aggro

So the card is literally the face of the biggest creature in LOR and …

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I still think it's this it's very good and obviously spell shield exodia plays exist

they are literally format warping

I won't pretend they aren't good

but lets assume exodia gets nerfed at some point

Yeah we can run more frostbites for spellshield xolati high roll

doesn't really fucking matter I was playing with my food

just to see how the list is doing

pretty good

like obviously most decks right …

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here ya go I even added targon peak for maximum meme

who cares about good deck building

all big dragons gooooooo

Wow yassao instantly dead to dragon ramp?

Isn't that supposed to be a bad matchup or something?

Maybe build better next time x lax

Oh no did you just give me a free age of dragons and literally get your own Zoe killed.

That seems really bad

Like fucking awful

And did I draw 4 free dragons

That seems really …

Like obviously I can't play around stupid in casual que

Like if it's just dumb fucking dumbness across the board I'll just quit out all you're doing is wasting your own time

On eternal ladder brews have to …

Memes memes memes

And you dont want someone to 2 mana disintegrate you?

Not like that isn't in a million meta lists

Oh wait....

Youre a dumb mother fucker aren't you?

Holly shit dude that deck was so lit

You should totally climb with that

Trundle bruam into burried in ice

Losing to transform

Yeah good shit!

Love it I want it 

Send me the …

Dude I will happily throw 20 games into your memes if it makes you feel better

You think plowing through the first few turns gives your deck legs?

Climb with it

Win with it

Thrive with …

Now should you run say 1 temo 30 burst spells and hard run his mushroom card?

no

theres literalyl a million fucking pings in eternal

half of eternal is pings

you not only made your deck …

If you guys havent noticed I have a bit of a knack for solving bad archetypes

and while it's true that sometimes leaning one direction or another can make a brew more volatile

it can also generally improve …

wow I played the good elusive deck and you lost in two seconds

almost like your decks are fucking awful

hurr hurr elusives hurr

hard counter hurr

zzzzzzzzzzz

I literally had lethal lol and I wanted to give you a chance to see if you would do anything

is your deck literalyl garbage

just like mono temo trash

like literalyl not worth playing?

was …

Wooow its almost like youre looking at my list and building exact counters....to a meme

cuz thats what happens in real life on ladder

that thing youre doing

right now!

just like my ambush deck in …

i don't like that your gameplan for messing with a meme is just to run ionia

like duh I said counters be bad

doesn't mean your trash deck is worth playing

If I can make ambush work which is like a terrible archetype

and if I can make pros work a medium archetype

you think I can't make age of dragons ramp work?

are you high?

in …

already solved suck my dick heres the list:

3- three sisters (anti big)

3- faces (ramp)

3- tavern keepers (anti aggro)

3- blighted (anti aggro)

1- winters touch (flexible ramp)

3- catalysts (best ramp)

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here leona three sister harsh winds

lots of delay for you to hit your board full of dragons

should be good