Why would you ever do something so stupid as trying ramp in a card game eith big creatures when the biggest creature in the game is a 32/32 with overwhelm and spell shield at 7 mana

Like fick riot did you not Playtest and realize that even though siren song is supposed to buff 1 mana stuff

It for some reason turbo buffs a massive 7 mana overwhelm creature?

Is that working as intended?

10/10 10 mana asol garbage

12 mana dragon spam card garbage

7 mana 32/32 real shit

Thanks Riot

I blame Majin as well old LOR wouldn't swing this shit before standard happened

Okay you know what Riot don't even nerf Siren song okay the cards fine

Just kill the interaction between siren song and xolatie

Just hot fix that and nothing else I'm begging you it's literally a "bug" 

Okay so apparently all of Reddit us begging for a siren song nerf

Cuz they are tired of 32/32 xolaties or 1 drop aggro

So the card is literally the face of the biggest creature in LOR and the most agressice creatures

So literally everyone in the community is like hotfix when Riot

I've begging for this since day 1 and it hasn't happened

I'm not sure it will ever happen

It will essentially force and entire reshuffling of the standard format

And pro players don't like that they like their busted shit

As long as it's the simple busted shit they understand and not the busted shit they don't

So probably no hotfix for a month

So yes more spellshield xoalati that literally defunct every champion and deck archetype

Thats fun right?

Reddit u guys having fun

Well Majin is having fun

So thats 1 person vs everyone I guess

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I still think it's this it's very good and obviously spell shield exodia plays exist

they are literally format warping

I won't pretend they aren't good

but lets assume exodia gets nerfed at some point

so it isn't just siren song decks that A either go small or B go big

let's assume that decks will be good again

with that out of the way this list is strong

Yeah we can run more frostbites for spellshield xolati high roll

doesn't really fucking matter I was playing with my food

just to see how the list is doing

pretty good

like obviously most decks right now don't really dooooo anything

xolati for example

the entire deck is just high roll 1 card

and it's like answer yes no

and that's cool and all

but let's talk about actual decks and this dragon list is doing well

especially once siren song and all that junk gets nerfed

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here ya go I even added targon peak for maximum meme

who cares about good deck building

all big dragons gooooooo

Wow yassao instantly dead to dragon ramp?

Isn't that supposed to be a bad matchup or something?

Maybe build better next time x lax

Oh no did you just give me a free age of dragons and literally get your own Zoe killed.

That seems really bad

Like fucking awful

And did I draw 4 free dragons

That seems really good

Like really good

And yours was fucking awful

Funny how that works?

Shit maybe I should start running your meme for you?

Like obviously I can't play around stupid in casual que

Like if it's just dumb fucking dumbness across the board I'll just quit out all you're doing is wasting your own time

On eternal ladder brews have to win so there's a general assumption your have to play I to established decks

You have to beat lurk

You have to deal with ping spam

You have to play decks that can win into goooooood decks

Saying hahahhaa I can play random pieces of shit for 1 game then play a random piece of shit the next game

It's like yeah you can

But whyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Take all that time and energy and build 1 good deck and hit diamond with it

Then do it again and again

Then hit masters

Ans do it again

Then we can actually review your garbage like it matters

Memes memes memes

And you dont want someone to 2 mana disintegrate you?

Not like that isn't in a million meta lists

Oh wait....

Youre a dumb mother fucker aren't you?

Holly shit dude that deck was so lit

You should totally climb with that

Trundle bruam into burried in ice

Losing to transform

Yeah good shit!

Love it I want it 

Send me the list!

Fucking garbage dealer rofl

Lose again

Dude I will happily throw 20 games into your memes if it makes you feel better

You think plowing through the first few turns gives your deck legs?

Climb with it

Win with it

Thrive with it

I dont.give a shit what you do to me

Because I don't matter

Stats matter you slum lord

Now should you run say 1 temo 30 burst spells and hard run his mushroom card?

no

theres literalyl a million fucking pings in eternal

half of eternal is pings

you not only made your deck more volatile you literalyl made it just plain worse

like you would have to try hard to build a worse temo deck than to go all in on turn 1 temo

that's fucking terrible

heard of pokey it can kill 3 temos on curve what then?

have fun

and if that's not good enough hows 1 mana flock 4 u?

so yeah volatile to a point, volatile to a point that is good

not wow I fucked myself into 90% of meta matchups

k?

If you guys havent noticed I have a bit of a knack for solving bad archetypes

and while it's true that sometimes leaning one direction or another can make a brew more volatile

it can also generally improve its rate of climbing

is it better to run age of dragons as a one off board clear meme?

probably not

is it better but more risky to run dragons in your age of dragons deck?

yes

but we can solve for that with frostebites, heals, clears, stuns, challenges etc.

simiilarly with ambush

is ambush a bad archetype?

absolutely!

can we solve the number and draw issues by spamming lucky finds and strikes?

we sure can!

what about pros 32%

no problem I can make poro king playable easy, just by removing the 1 drop spam when it literally gets beat out by every 1 other 1 drop spam deck

instead focusing on braum and that midrange value proposition

in each and every case we take the deck and yes we make it more "volatile"

susceptible to hard counters which is bad in a tournament setting

but in a ladder winrate setting every deck is grossly improved

like it's not even a competition

and if that pisses you off I really dont give a fuck

because it's true

wow I played the good elusive deck and you lost in two seconds

almost like your decks are fucking awful

hurr hurr elusives hurr

hard counter hurr

zzzzzzzzzzz

I literally had lethal lol and I wanted to give you a chance to see if you would do anything

is your deck literalyl garbage

just like mono temo trash

like literalyl not worth playing?

was it gonna do anyting?

are you this bad?

like fuuuuck build decks worth playing plz

I'm giving you every opportunity

Wooow its almost like youre looking at my list and building exact counters....to a meme

cuz thats what happens in real life on ladder

that thing youre doing

right now!

just like my ambush deck in a real scenario it does very well

you've seen it

just all my decks

so when youre done fucking around let me know

i don't like that your gameplan for messing with a meme is just to run ionia

like duh I said counters be bad

doesn't mean your trash deck is worth playing

If I can make ambush work which is like a terrible archetype

and if I can make pros work a medium archetype

you think I can't make age of dragons ramp work?

are you high?

in eternal my back yard?

get fucked

already solved suck my dick heres the list:

3- three sisters (anti big)

3- faces (ramp)

3- tavern keepers (anti aggro)

3- blighted (anti aggro)

1- winters touch (flexible ramp)

3- catalysts (best ramp)

3- wild (second best ramp)

3- harsh winds (anti big)

3- leona (anti aggro and big)

3- involus (a dragon that draws dragons)

3- eclipse (ramp card advantage etc)

3- infinite (pretty good at 6 or 0 mana lol)

3- asol

3 - age of dragons 

easy!!!!

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here leona three sister harsh winds

lots of delay for you to hit your board full of dragons

should be good